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Photo courtesy of Lauren Lime
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Nude Therapy With Lauren Lime

Meet Lauren Lime, who’s on a mission to help people get to the naked truth about their sexual issues. Sex and sexuality can be difficult concepts to navigate. And for some people who...
Dean Capture: Behind the Lens
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Dean Capture: Behind the Lens

What’s it like to make a living photographing beautiful women? An esteemed lensman opens up about his process, his passion and his decades-long career. We all know the old saying,...
Sunday Funday: Girls on Girls 2
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Sunday Funday: Girls on Girls 2

Nothing beats a hot, naked chick—unless it’s two hot, naked chicks getting busy with each other! So join us as we celebrate the glorious sight of beautiful HUSTLER Honeys...
Saturday Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 13
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Saturday Special: Lingerie Lovedolls 13

Lingerie—it’s like the bright, shiny packaging that envelops a piece of candy, beckoning and enticing you to unwrap and devour the delicious treat inside. Really makes your...
Friday Funnies: Working the Kinks In Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Working the Kinks In Vol. 3

Attention, humor fans; it’s time once again to think kink! We’re getting fabulously freaky with a collection of fetish-friendly humor, courtesy of...
BNP Design Studio / Alamy Stock Photo
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Not Tonight, I Have an Aging Libido

Can’t get it up? Don’t let it get you down. Lots of guys experience a sagging libido as they get up there in years. The good news is, there are ways to get your sex...
Wakey, Wakey—Let’s Get Nakey!
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Wakey, Wakey—Let’s Get Nakey!

In praise of morning sex. Sex is the breakfast of champions for many. To get it up before the sun comes creeping in through the windows; to crawl on top of the sleepy-eyed soul drooling...
Slap-Happy Schlongs
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Slap-Happy Schlongs

What compels a man to wield his boner like a billy club and bop his partner during sex? We dive deep into this puzzling phenomenon. Any man gifted with at least an average-sized schlong has undoubtedly whipped...
Year of the Peg
Bits & Pieces

Year of the Peg

We don’t need much in the way of encouragement to champion the virtues of pegging (butt stuff rocks). So if amateur porn site Clips4Sale says that pegging is shaping up to be the fetish trend of 2023, then...
Bits & Pieces

Fucking Famous

In an interview late last year, porn A-lister and HUSTLER centerfold (44th Anniversary Issue) Abella Danger revealed her secret celeb sex fantasy: Barbie herself, Ms. Margot Robbie. Do we approve? Hell, yes!...
Photo by Catherine Duffy
Bits & Pieces

Porn, a Love Story

Gooners: They are the unsung heroes of adult entertainment, worshiping and consuming porn with the passion of evangelical true believers. And Catherine Duffy? She is living the goonette (female gooner)...
Photos by Kat Ravioli
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A Little Dab’ll Do Ya

We take TikTok tutorials with a grain of salt, and so should you, but as soon as “vabbing” started to trend, it was decided that further research would be required. Paging Dr. Ravioli! Clown...
Photo By Mistress Alleria Mystic
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Sex Club Rules

For the multitudes of us who are perpetually horny and kink-curious, taking that first big step is often the hardest. So it’s deeply appreciated when experienced sexperts lend a helping hand with priceless...
Photo By Swampfox Studios
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Eat More Ass

Let us dispense with the pleasantries and get right to the point: Do you like butt stuff? How about lethally gorgeous redheads who like butt stuff? Performer extraordinaire and guest columnist Sonia Harcourt...
2K9T00T Pro-Trump rioters climb a wall on the U.S. Capitol facade during the January 6, 2021, insurrection.
Politics

Sedition, Conspiracy and Insurrection

Brought to you by the former president of the United States and (still) leader of the Republican Party. It’s been a long time coming, but we are finally approaching the...
4/20 24/7
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4/20 24/7

Happy 4/20, HUSTLER nation! Join us as we fete adult performers who love to get faded for all the right reasons. Bring on the buzzed babes! Do you like to get high? Do you like beautiful women who get high?...
Class Of 2023: Porn’s Rising Stars
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Class Of 2023: Porn’s Rising Stars

Every year aspiring performers enter the adult entertainment industry in the hopes of becoming our cream dreams. It takes hard work, stamina and professionalism to succeed. Of...
Petit Mort: The Magazine Written by Sex Workers
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Petit Mort: The Magazine Written by Sex Workers

“Our stories are often told by the likes of people with unconscious bias or outright savior complexes.… This magazine was born out of a desire to see us...
XXX Spring Break Tales
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XXX Spring Break Tales

It’s time again to take a breather, head to a sunny location and cut loose! Join us as some of our favorite XXX performers share their wildest Spring Break experiences. When we hear the term...
Sunday Funday: Breast in Show 4
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Sunday Funday: Breast in Show 4

Ready to go tits-up? We’re once again hitting you with our breasts shots as a parade of HUSTLER Honeys bust out in a major way. Heavy or perky, big or small—when it comes to...
HUSTLER Classic: Coming Clean
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HUSTLER Classic: Coming Clean

Cleanliness might be next to godliness, but sometimes getting dirty can lead to a delightfully devilish time.  Case in point? The January 2006 HUSTLER pictorial “Evelyn Lory &...