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Friday Funnies: Toying Around Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Toying Around Vol. 3

Dildos and strap-ons and butt-plugs—oh, my! We’re digging into the adult-toy chest once again to enjoy a few hearty laughs, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous...
Steel Panther: Back on the Prowl
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Steel Panther: Back on the Prowl

Hair metal’s parody pranksters have returned with a sex-drenched new album. We talk to singer Michael Starr about hazing a new band member, the best year ever and what makes...
Beaver-on-Beaver Action Vol. 2
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Beaver-on-Beaver Action Vol. 2

What’s better than a naked babe showing you everything she’s got? How about two naked babes showing you everything they’ve got? We’re diving back into the Beaver Hunt archives to...
What Are You Driving At?
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What Are You Driving At?

A new study offers evidence that guys with smaller dicks might compensate for it by driving sports cars. But is it true? We put women in the driver’s seat to share their experiences on the...
Fabulous Over 50
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Fabulous Over 50

Yes, it’s true—age is nothing but a number. And these XXX performers over 50 are pretty hot numbers indeed! Porn is a treasure trove of endless categories and niches, and we all have our favorites....
Gridiron Giggles
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Gridiron Giggles

Are you ready for some jokes about football? We hope so, because in honor of Big Game Day, we’re going deep into the HUSTLER cartoon archives and hitting the field with a collection of outrageous humor...
Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition Vol. 3
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Ink & Pink: Beaver Hunt Edition Vol. 3

In the mood for a particularly colorful sexy time? You’re in luck, because we’ve combed through the archives of HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt to bring you a collection...
Photo by Dustin SHUM/SCMP/NEWSCOM
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Carol Leigh: RIP, Scarlot Harlot

HUSTLER contributor and fetish model Lux Lives eulogizes an icon whose groundbreaking activism paved the way for sex workers today. Carol Leigh, author, artist and titan of sex...
Earth-Shattering O’s
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Earth-Shattering O’s

Perhaps as a sort of olive branch for her lackluster filmography (have you seen Valerian? Blech!), model-slash-actor (Zoolander reference!) Cara Delevingne is dedicating herself to science—not her body so...
Ludella Hahn photo by Evan Smith
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Hurray for St. Paddy’s Day!

The most famous drinking holiday in the world is nearly upon us, but this year we’re hoisting our mugs to salute the real heroes of Saint Patrick’s Day: sexy Celtic adult industry...
Photo by Justin Mark Morrison
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The Professional Bimbo

When the world is getting crazier with each passing day and the stresses of life make you want to walk into the ocean, ask yourself, would you rather be IN the moment or blissfully detached from all...
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Sex Trends: What’s Hot

Trends may come and go, but like Chuck Taylors or weed (especially weed), hot, kinky, consensual sex will never go out of style. Here in the Bits & Pieces boiler room, we’re tracking what’s...
Photo: © Jintak Han/ZUMA Press Wire (via Alamy)
Politics

Party of the Endless Grift

Republicans may not be able to win elections anymore, but they’ve learned how to turn losing into “winning.” Once upon a time, America had two major political parties. They disagreed...
Sex Workers of the World, Unite!
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Sex Workers of the World, Unite!

When the strippers of Star Garden in North Hollywood, California, went on strike in February 2022, they were not expecting to still be on the picket line seven months later....
Truly Taboo
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Truly Taboo

NOTE: The professionals interviewed for this feature work under controlled conditions with the enthusiastic consent of everyone involved. What is your pleasure? Taboo fetish creators take you to the edge of...
Girls! Girls! Girls!
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Girls! Girls! Girls!

Girl-girl rocks our world! Sure, solo babes are sexy and hardcore delightfully dirty. But pussy-licking, frigging and scissoring? Nothing gets us hotter faster. Especially when the cooze in question is porn...
Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled Vol. 3

Break out your pencils, we’re bringing some class to this week’s Friday Funnies with a collection of outrageous, education-themed cartoons from the HUSTLER archives. Study...
Sexy Professions
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Sexy Professions

Doctor? Lawyer? Corporate chief? Which jobs will make you most attractive to the ladies? Women share their thoughts. All of us have to do something to pay the bills. No matter if a person’s solitary ambition...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 6
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 6

We love a parade. Don’t you? Hell yeah, of course you do—especially when the procession consists of warm, wet, wide-open pussy! Join us as a captivating collection of HUSTLER Honeys put...
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Valentine’s Day Memories: XXX Edition

Some of our favorite performers share their sexiest Valentine’s Day experiences. February 14th has come to symbolize a day of sharing love, affection and time with the ones...
Image: Andriy Popov / Alamy Stock Photo
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Gender Nonconformity and You

How understanding the evolving concepts of gender can create a richer sense of self. “Gender is a social construct.” Maybe you’ve heard that before. Maybe you agree with it, but you...