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Friday Funnies: Catting Around
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Friday Funnies: Catting Around

In the mood for some purr-fectly outrageous laughs? You’re in luck, because we’re delivering a collection of hiss-terical humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast cat-alog of uproarious...
Image: Viktar Sarkisian / Alamy Stock Vector
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The Wrong Silent Type

For various reasons, lots of guys are reluctant to make some noise when they’re getting busy—much to their ladies’ chagrin. Here’s why it’s a good idea to pump up the...
Bleached Butthole Beauties
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Bleached Butthole Beauties

Thanks to the miracle of modern technology, a lighter, brighter anus can be yours! XXX beauties Taylor Gunner and Lara Grace Ryan describe the ins and outs of bleaching your butthole. There...
Highly Aroused
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Highly Aroused

A recent study has found that ingesting weed leads to stronger orgasms. So go ahead, stoners; turn on and get off! An unknown philosopher once said, “Whatever I do, I do it better stoned,” and according to...
Jerk Off—Proudly!
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Jerk Off—Proudly!

Religious, political and spiritual forces have waged campaigns against masturbation for a variety of bullshit reasons. We dispel the myths spewed by semen-retention proponents and explore why jerking off...
Sunday Funday: Stocking Up! Vol. 6
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Sunday Funday: Stocking Up! Vol. 6

There’s really nothing better than a fantastic pair of legs—especially when they’re sheathed in sleek, elegant stockings. So join us as we celebrate hot HUSTLER Honeys in...
Saturday Special: Sole Sisters Vol. 3
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Saturday Special: Sole Sisters Vol. 3

Prepare to experience some fancy—and very sexy—footwork! We’re once again putting our best feet forward with a collection of HUSTLER Honeys flaunting their pretty peds,...
Friday Funnies: Old Fucks Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Old Fucks Vol. 2

None of us are getting any younger, but no matter how old you are, you can still get a few kicks—along with a few laughs! With that in mind, we’re offering up a collection of...
Sex on the First Date? Hell Yes, Survey Says
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Sex on the First Date? Hell Yes, Survey Says

A recent survey found that nearly half of the respondents have had sex on the first date. We talk to men and women about the benefits of hooking up in a hurry....
Hump-Day Special: Asses High Part 6
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Hump-Day Special: Asses High Part 6

Beautiful butts, amazing asses and delectable derrieres—it’s time to bring up the rear once again with a hearty salute to rump-tastic Honeys as they show off their fantastic...
Tripping With Porn Stars
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Tripping With Porn Stars

Some of our favorite XXX performers share their experiences with psychedelics—the good, the bad and the sexy! When people think about psychedelics (shrooms, LSD and the like), they often conjure up...
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Eject, or Ejaculate?

Ever see a bad date through to the bitter end just because you hoped there might be sex afterward? Of course you have! We explore the tricky question of when to hang tough, and when to say enough is enough. It...
Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild Part 6
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Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild Part 6

Feeling a little cooped up as the long, cold winter months drag on? Allow us to alleviate your cabin fever and warm things up a bit with a collection of HUSTLER Honeys stripping...
Titty-Humping Time! Vol. 3
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Titty-Humping Time! Vol. 3

Tits are always great—but they’re particularly awesome when they’re wrapped around your prick, giving it a slick, silky ride through Mammary Valley. With that said, let’s go between...
Friday Funnies: Workin’ It Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Workin’ It Vol. 3

Work—it’s not much fun, is it? Or is it? We’re bringing some grins to the daily grind with a collection of labor-centric humor from HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous...
Ass Eaters Unanimous! Vol. 3
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Ass Eaters Unanimous! Vol. 3

Good news, everyone—ass is back on the menu! So come line up at the Booty Buffet for heaping helpings of tasty tushies and delicious derrieres. Bon appetit! And when you’re done...
Hump-Day Special: Spinning Out Vol. 2
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Hump-Day Special: Spinning Out Vol. 2

In praise of petite HUSTLER Honeys. These babes might be on the diminutive end of the height spectrum, but they definitely don’t come up short when it comes to sex appeal! Join...
On Your Knees?
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On Your Knees?

Is it an act of female subservience when a woman kneels before a cock to suck it? Or is it just good, dirty-kneed fun? We explore the sticky debate. It happens nearly every Saturday night at any bar where...
Miss Quin’s Clown Orgy
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Miss Quin’s Clown Orgy

What happens when hot and horny clown fetishists from all over the U.S. get together in Vegas on AVN weekend? Miss Quin tells the story of her first orgy.  The year is 2015. Barack Obama is...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Charlie Red
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Charlie Red

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Charlie Red, a captivating...
HUSTLER Classic: Mining for Pink
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HUSTLER Classic: Mining for Pink

No doubt about it, mining is hard, dirty work. In the February ‘05 issue of HUSTLER, it was particularly dirty—and got readers particularly hard.  The “Ramona Luv &...