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Doshi Domination

It’s the Year of the Rabbit, but only according to Chinese astrology. For fans of porn’s fastest-rising star, however, 2023 belongs to one person and one person only: Nicole Doshi. Born in China, Doshi...
Multiplayer Mischief
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Multiplayer Mischief

Yeah, naked Twister is great and all, but have you ever had sweaty, passionate sex right after a heated Mario Kart battle? Naughty adult games are the spice of life, but what about those nights when strip...
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Law & Order: Hotwife Unit

Did you hear the one about the sexy Tennessee cop who got fired for banging six of her fellow officers? Somewhere in L.A., a production company is scrambling to put together the porno based on this...
At the Movies, With Axel Braun
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At the Movies, With Axel Braun

When considering art and the appreciation thereof, the only constant is its complete subjectivity. Great art is great because it inspires awe in your soul. But even the most cynical critic...
Friday Funnies: Sign Us Up!
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Friday Funnies: Sign Us Up!

Looking for a sign of the times? How about a dozen or so? We’re diving into HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons to serve up gut-busting wisdom with some tell-tale signs....
Booze and Boning: A Complicated Cocktail
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Booze and Boning: A Complicated Cocktail

Not to be a buzzkill, but mixing alcohol and sex isn’t always a good idea—there are plenty of downsides to screwing while sloshed. In some of my most desperate hours (and...
Hump-Day Special: Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 4
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Hump-Day Special: Short-Haired Sexpots Vol. 4

Long, flowing, luxurious locks are a thing of beauty, but there’s something undeniably sexy about a woman with short hair. A woman who flouts traditional...
We’re Not Porn Stars, Are We?
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We’re Not Porn Stars, Are We?

No, you probably won’t ever experience the kind of over-the-top sex you see in XXX. But remember, some things are best left to the professionals. Spend an extended amount of time on...
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Gorgeous Giantesses

Looking for a fetish that packs some really big thrills? Welcome to the rapidly growing phenomenon of giantess content. If you’ve watched the classic movie Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, then you’ve...
Sunday Funday: Lickety Split
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Sunday Funday: Lickety Split

Pussy might not be listed among the five basic food groups, but it should be. After all, if anything’s going to give you the energy and sustenance to make it through the day, it’s a...
Fools on the Hill
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Fools on the Hill

Hey, it’s April Fools’ Day! And are there any bigger fools than the ones who hold office on Capitol Hill? Sure, the tricks they play on the American public aren’t very funny, but we can still have a few...
Friday Funnies: Psyching Out Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Psyching Out Vol. 2

Feeling the need for a little therapy? We don’t blame you—the entire world seems to be going a little nuts lately. And what better way to set your mind straight than through...
Sonia Harcourt: Horny for Horror
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Sonia Harcourt: Horny for Horror

XXX performer. Aspiring scream queen. Horror podcaster. Welcome to the scary-hot world of Sonia Harcourt. Say what you will about the plausibility of fate, but things have worked...
Finding a New Meet Market
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Finding a New Meet Market

Forget the bars, the gyms and the dating apps; you’ll have better luck finding your next partner in the places you’d least expect. In most cities, there are only a handful of places where...
Podcasting Porn Stars
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Podcasting Porn Stars

Podcasts have reshaped the way we take in news, comedy and opinions. They make our commutes more tolerable and even help us push through the pain on the treadmill. This contemporary vehicle for...
Don’t Knock It Till You Try It
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Don’t Knock It Till You Try It

Are you reluctant to explore fetishes? You shouldn’t be. Open your mind a little, and you just might discover that you’re kinkier than you think. The year was 2010. I was in the...
Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. 7
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Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. 7

Spring is finally here, and you know what that means—with winter behind us and temperatures climbing, swimsuit season is right around the corner! To get you warmed up for the return of...
Dildo Darlings 8: Classic Edition
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Dildo Darlings 8: Classic Edition

Hot chicks pleasuring themselves and each other with sex toys—it’s a look that never goes out of style. With that in mind, we’re reaching into the HUSTLER archives to serve...
Friday Funnies: All the Small Things
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Friday Funnies: All the Small Things

They say that little things mean a lot—and in this case, they mean a whole lot of chuckles! Join us as we get small-minded with a collection of uproarious humor from HUSTLER’s...
Mike Tramp Roars Again!
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Mike Tramp Roars Again!

The former White Lion singer revisits and reinterprets his old band’s classic songs with a new album. Mike Tramp, the voice of White Lion, has returned with a new album of reinterpreted songs...
It’s Humping Season!
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It’s Humping Season!

Spring is in the air, and sex is on pretty much everyone’s mind. Before you head out there with your love gun in search of a conquest, we’re here to arm you with some advice for your expedition....