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Saturday Special: Earthly Delights
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Saturday Special: Earthly Delights

It’s April 22—otherwise known as Earth Day, when we all show support for environmental protection. And what better way to express our appreciation for the planet we inhabit...
Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 5
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Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 5

Looking for a few good laughs? Then you’re barking up the right tree, buddy! We’re going to the dogs once again with a collection of canine-themed humor, courtesy of...
When Does It Count as Sex?
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When Does It Count as Sex?

Does cunnilingus count as sex? How about a handjob? Or intercourse that was blink-and-you’ll-miss-it quick? The answers aren’t as cut-and-dried as you might think. If you were a...
Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 2
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Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 2

Bush is awesome, no doubt about it—but it’s equally true that a smooth, clean-shaven pussy is a thing of beauty. The sight of a shorn snatch, unobscured by pesky pubes, is a glorious feast for...
Music to Your Ears?
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Music to Your Ears?

Everyone knows that many people find musicians sexy, but are they actually any better in bed than those who don’t play an instrument? It has been said that music is life. Without it, the world would be a...
XXX Farm Babes
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XXX Farm Babes

Grab your overalls and boots, we’re hitting the farm with some amazing adult stars! Whether they grew up in rural areas or left the city for the country life, these amazing actresses don’t shy away from...
Sunday Funday: Three Cheers for Cheerleaders!
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Sunday Funday: Three Cheers for Cheerleaders!

Give us a P! Give us a U! Give us an S! Give us another S! Give us a Y! What’s that spell? It’s time for a pussy-packed pep rally, courtesy of a group of...
A Taxing Situation Vol. 2
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A Taxing Situation Vol. 2

Tax Day in the United States is rapidly approaching (you have until April 18 to file this year, so you’d better dig out those forms and receipts if you haven’t already). While there’s nothing...
Friday Funnies: Mountaintop Mirth
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Friday Funnies: Mountaintop Mirth

It’s an age-old legend; if you climb to the summit of a mountain, you will encounter a wise guru who can impart great wisdom and share the meaning of life. We have no idea if...
Dirty Deeds, Done Domestically
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Dirty Deeds, Done Domestically

Looking to become more attractive to women? Never mind movie-star looks and big bank accounts—try doing the laundry and breaking out the vacuum once in a while. For decades, tall, dark...
Butt’s Happening! Part 8
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Butt’s Happening! Part 8

Greetings, ass aficionados! Prepare to stand at full attention, because we’re bringing up the rear once again with a collection of tantalizing tushies, breathtaking buttocks and cheer-worthy...
Road Head Warriors
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Road Head Warriors

Sure, getting a blowjob while cruising around behind the wheel might sound like the ultimate joyride, but be careful—you’re likely to hit some bumpy road on the path to auto-erotic bliss. The summer...
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Politics

GOP Tried to Kill the Ethics Cops

House Democrats stopped them…at the very last second. It took nearly a week and 15 rounds of voting before Republicans accomplished their first order of business in the new...
Hahas, Oohs & Aahs
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Hahas, Oohs & Aahs

What gets your favorite comics off when they get off stage? HUSTLER asks eight famous jokesters for their go-to porn categories—and other sticky questions—and the responses are laugh-out-loud,...
Ace Reporter Andy Campbell Exposes the Proud Boys
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Ace Reporter Andy Campbell Exposes the Proud Boys

“PROUD BOYS, STAND BACK AND STAND BY…” — DONALD TRUMP, PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, 9/29/20 Who and what are the Proud Boys, with their provocative slogan...
Red-Hot Redheads
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Red-Hot Redheads

Red is the color of love. And of fire. Gingers fan the flames of passion and set your bedroom ablaze. Of course, HUSTLER adores blondes and brunettes, but if the truth be told, redheads hold a special place in...
Sex Work and Sobriety
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Sex Work and Sobriety

We talk to sex workers who reclaimed their lives from the jaws of addiction and are now sober and living life to its fullest. Life is hard, that is an empirical truth. Sometimes, things can quickly...
Sunday Funday: Horny for Unicorns
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Sunday Funday: Horny for Unicorns

April 9 is National Unicorn Day, an annual celebration of the mythical horned creature that has delighted people’s imaginations since the days of Ancient Greece.  Which...
HUSTLER Classic: A Real Pick-Me-Up
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HUSTLER Classic: A Real Pick-Me-Up

A pair of hot chicks stripping down and getting down and dirty with each other is always an inspiring sight, but sometimes it’s more uplifting than usual. Case in point: The...
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Bits & Pieces

Mile High Mayhem

Look, no one wants to end up on the no-fly list. And while joining the Mile High Club may seem like a worthy notch on your list of sexual conquests, cramped sex in a stanky-ass bathroom the size of a gym...
Bits & Pieces

I Screen, You Screen

Everyone is entitled to their privacy, and personal information should never be shared willy-nilly. But if you seek the services of a professional companion and refuse to screen? Then you, sir, are what is...