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Dick Dangle: Porn Podcaster Par Excellence
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Dick Dangle: Porn Podcaster Par Excellence

Meet Dick Dangle, who gives listeners an intimate glimpse into the XXX world with the passion of a true fan (and he has the spooge rag to prove it)…...
Simon Phillips: FUBAR and Beyond
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Simon Phillips: FUBAR and Beyond

Actor Simon Phillips talks about strippers fighting werewolves, spending a month in a HUSTLER Club and working with Arnold Schwarzenegger in the new Netflix series FUBAR. Simon...
Sex Work and Spirituality
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Sex Work and Spirituality

Religion and spirituality are staples in many people’s daily lives, providing comfort, guidance and a sense of something larger than ourselves. Sadly, there is an ill-conceived notion held by...
From Farm to Fap
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From Farm to Fap

Food and sex are sometimes a tasty combination for couples, but some people include edible items in their solo sessions too. Beware, though; there are precautions to take when making love to a partner you...
Sunday Funday: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 9
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Sunday Funday: Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 9

Brace yourselves, because we’re about to enter a touchy situation—in the best possible way! We’re back with another collection of HUSTLER Honeys putting...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Harley Haze
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Harley Haze

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Harley Haze, a bewitching...
Friday Funnies: Heavenly Humor Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Heavenly Humor Vol. 2

Looking for some jokes that will leave you on Cloud Nine? Rejoice; your prayers have been answered! We’re making a hilarious visit to the promised land, courtesy of...
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Throw Us Some Curves!

Never mind the stick-thin standard of female beauty that many people adhere to—join us as we sing the praises of full-figured women. There is a specific body type that is often expected of women in...
Photo by Ivy Augustine
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Ivy Augustine: Hair Trigger

Begone, foul razor! Let your fuzz run wild and free. HUSTLERMagazine.com brings you the second installment in its tribute to lady pubes, featuring cam model Ivy Augustine and her untamable...
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Porking Pet Peeves

Whether it’s painful back scratches or an overly sweaty partner, most people have that one thing that ticks them off during sex. Here’s how to get past the nuisances and get back to...
Casts, Sprains and Crutches—Oh, My!
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Casts, Sprains and Crutches—Oh, My!

Looking for a fetish that hurts so good? These babes excel at adding ecstasy to injury! If you’ve ever had a broken foot or an ankle sprain, it’s definitely no picnic. The...
Sunday Funday: All About the Anal 5
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Sunday Funday: All About the Anal 5

Strap in and buckle up; we’re making a trip to Cornhole County, and we’re taking the backroads all the way! Join us as we rear up and go between the cheeks for an ass-tastic...
Saturday Special: Wet, Hot & Naked 5
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Saturday Special: Wet, Hot & Naked 5

Ready to clean up in a big—and very sexy—way? You’re in luck, because we’re hitting the showers to spend some quality time with bathing beauties as they get clean—and...
Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember 4
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Friday Funnies: Affairs to Remember 4

Infidelity is no laughing matter—or is it? Join us as we take a look at the lighter side of adultery, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast collection of uproarious cartoons. You...
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What’s Your Penis Lie?

New research has found that—shocker!—guys stretch the truth when it comes to their dong dimensions. But why? We size up the situation. In this day and age of divisiveness and quarrel, we are...
Hump-Day Special: Toe-Tasting Time!
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Hump-Day Special: Toe-Tasting Time!

Hey, it’s National Shrimp Day, and we’re here to help you work up an appetite! As a wise man once noted, there are many ways to enjoy shrimp—barbecued, boiled, broiled,...
Foxy Over 50: XXX Male Edition
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Foxy Over 50: XXX Male Edition

For these seasoned adult-industry woodsmen, age is no obstacle to maintaining a thriving porn career. With age comes experience, and in the world of XXX, that is invaluable. These sexy...
Third-Party Access
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Third-Party Access

Sure, threeways sound like a great idea—until you find yourself feeling like a  third wheel that’s being neglected by the couple you’re playing with. Here’s how to avoid this common threesome...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Staci Carr
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Staci Carr

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Staci Carr, a blond, blue-eyed...
Saturday Special: Wild Workouts
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Saturday Special: Wild Workouts

Hey, it’s National Fitness Day, an annual occasion that offers us the occasion to explore different methods of becoming fit and healthy. And what better way to get the heart...
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RIP, Raquel

Remember that scene in Hannie Caulder (1971) where Raquel Welch shrinks her pants to fit her fabulous form? We do. Do we ever. For those unfamiliar with her work and complicated legacy, we are once again...