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Where the Wild Things Are
Let’s face it, times are changing. And while there is no shortage of films to get excited about today, occasionally we find ourselves longing for the cinema of yesteryear—a time when morals were...
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Cat Daddy
Cat dads are having a moment. Maybe it’s a byproduct of the current obsession with zaddies (e.g., Pedro Pascal), but however you slice it, apparently we cannot get enough of men who love and dote on their...
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The Greatest Show on Earth
Grab your sunscreen, ear plugs and as many condoms as you can carry, because summer festival season is in full swing! Whether you’re a Bonnaroo guy or an Electric Daisy Carnival gal (or...
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Decriminalize Now!
On March 1, 2023, 90 sex workers and advocates gathered at the state capital in Albany, New York, to lobby for SVSTA (Stop Violence in the Sex Trades Act), a bill to fully decriminalize sex work in the state...
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Tales From The Clit 2: Kazumi
In our second installment, adult entertainment legend-in-the-making Kazumi digs deep for a golden yarn of delightful degradation she dubs, “Urine My Heart.” “I love being an indie...
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The Horror, the Horror!
Nothing captures the dread, fear and anxiety of an era like horror. And in 2023, we find ourselves smack dab in the middle of a horror renaissance, with a veritable tsunami of envelope-pushing terror...
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Beach Boner Bingo
Sometimes it’s not such a bad idea to bury your head in the sand. We mean it in the most literal sense possible, of course, lest you want to find yourself being escorted off of Haulover Beach in Florida for...
Politics
90 Seconds to Midnight
Despite apocalyptic dangers, democratic nations must not cower to Putin’s “nuclear coercion” in Ukraine. “The clock is now ticking.” Those ominous words ended my July 2017 column...
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Inside a Commercial Dungeon
Before I became a sex coach, I worked as a professional submissive at a commercial BDSM dungeon in Los Angeles. In business since the 1980s and decorated in what can best be described as...
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HUSTLER’s Swimsuit Special
Nothing says July like a barely there bikini. But with HUSTLER’s swimsuit models, the bikini is just the start. The season truly begins to sizzle as our Honeys peel those tantalizing...
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Alt Rocks!
Inked, pierced and modded to the max, alternative adult performers and creators are so much more than the sum of their sleeves and ear gauges. They celebrate beauty born of rebellion and forged in the fires of...
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Tasha Reign: Princess Turned Porn Star
The veteran adult-industry performer opens up about her XXX life in a new memoir. Tasha Reign has been a staple in the adult industry for years and has ruled the porn kingdom with...
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Sunday Funday: Dildo Darlings 9
No boners? No biggie! These babes don’t need a hard-on to get their fill of fun; they just crack open the toy chest and get to work with their favorite faux phalluses. Go ahead,...
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HUSTLER Classic: Stay Gold
As the old proverb says, all that glitters is not gold. A gleaming, pink pussy paired with a shiny, gilded dildo, however? That’s a combination that’s worth its weight in bullion. ...
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Friday Funnies: Clowning on Counseling Vol. 3
Marital discord isn’t funny—it’s hilarious! Don’t believe us? Join us in the marriage counselor’s office for a gut-busting look at...
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The Incredible Shrinking Manhood
Bad news, guys; hair isn’t the only thing you might lose as you get older. Yes, we’re talking about your dong size, but don’t worry—we have some advice on how...
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How Many Licks?
We tackle the age-old question of just how long you should be spending downtown before moving on to the main fucking act. When we were young and impressionable young whippersnappers with hardly any pubes on...
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Focusing in on Holly Randall
The esteemed photographer and director discusses her process, her podcast and her decision to step in front of the camera as a model herself. If you’ve ever scrolled through your favorite...
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Sunday Funday: Busty Blond Beavers 2
Hey, it’s Sunday—a time to kick back, relax and enjoy yourself. And what’s more enjoyable than the sight of big, billowing boobs, attached to lovely girl-next-door types?...
