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April 2024

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Let’s Get Knotty
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Let’s Get Knotty

Curious about rope play, but confused about how to go about it? You’re not alone. Allow us to tie up the loose ends so you don’t get thrown for a loop.

There will come a time in every man’s life when he shacks up with a woman who leans toward the freaky side. It’s inevitable. She might enjoy a little light spanking, or perhaps some biting or fisting, but arguably the most requested eccentricity in the repertoire of radical romping is getting tied up. 

Yup—for a lot of women, being bound by ropes, cords and small chains gets their cooters fluttering like a fish out of water. The problem is, a lot of men in this day and age aren’t Boy Scouts, at least when it comes to developing their rope work. They never really learned how to tie a proper knot—even their shoelaces gave them trouble for the longest time, just ask their mothers—so engaging in a shackled sexual experience without a Pioneering Merit Badge can be a daunting prospect. Even men who are well-versed in knotting aren’t always on board. Some guys find a woman’s request to be tied up odd, while others think it borders on creepy and weird. 

“I don’t even know what to tie them up with. Do I use zip ties, or just rope? What kind of rope? I feel like going to Lowe’s and asking for the best restraints for tying up women isn’t going to end well.”

Zac

Even for the more adventurous guys who might be totally willing to facilitate the little lady’s dip into bondage, the notion of rope play presents a problem. For them, the trouble is that a lot of guys don’t have a freaking clue what they’re supposed to do with a woman once they finally get her strapped down. “I don’t even know what to tie them up with,” Zac, 26, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “Do I use zip ties, or just rope? What kind of rope? I feel like going to Lowe’s and asking for the best restraints for tying up women isn’t going to end well.”

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