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April 2024

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Boys and Their Toys
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Boys and Their Toys

Thanks to technological advances, sex toys for men are more sophisticated—and satisfying—than ever before.

It has been said that men never grow up, their toys just get bigger. Whether it’s racing a hot rod down the road at hellish speeds, getting covered in mud on an ATV or simply sinking into a home improvement project with a new high-powered drill, men tend to find extreme pleasure in playing with mechanical objects, gadgets and power tools. 

Come to find out, the same is true of their quest for an orgasm. The global sex toy market for men alone is estimated to reach nearly $40 billion by 2032. This means, of course, that while a lot of men may have struggled in the past with masturbatory practices, they are now just as accustomed to using hardware to satiate their horniness than if they were building a new bookshelf. “Never thought [sex toys] would be something that I would get into until I got a pocket pussy,” Allen, 40, from Chicago tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “It’s a superior way to jerk off.”

Still, it should be noted that a man’s appreciation for the latest in toss-off technology could cause some battles with the babes. Although the orgasm gap has convinced some women that their men should be tolerant of them keeping a nightstand full of gash jammers, rammers and ticklers, the same courtesy isn’t always extended to his side of the bed. The female persuasion has, at times, taken a hypocritical stance on men masturbating with machines. While they expect these guys to be understanding of their vibrators when that clit starts twitching, they can be quick to shame their guy for sexing silicone slits. Leonard from St. Louis tells us that he experienced this diddling duplicity firsthand after coming home one evening with a life-size pussy/ass combo in tow. “The guys at work got it for me as a gag for my birthday,” Leonard explained. “My wife went crazy when I showed it to her. She kept asking why they got me something like that and if I planned to use it.”

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