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April 2024

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Contrary to commonly held belief, you can’t always tell how a person will be in the sack by the clothes they wear on their back.

Society says to never judge a book by its cover. We tend to agree, unless of course it’s the Holy Bible—then, well, by all means, judge all you want, because that’s sort of the point to that classic piece of literature. 

In the case of real people, however, looks can be deceiving. We’ve all heard the old sayings suggesting that people shouldn’t try to evaluate their peers based on their physical appearance alone, that they should look deeper inside the person to find their true essence. 

Which, some would argue, is a crock of shit.

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