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Porn From the Past
Betty Jo turns the Shady Rest into a nudist retreat: “Lotsa curves, you bet, and even more when you get to the Junction.” Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut...
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Buying Up the Planet
When the U.S. Federal Reserve bought an 80% stake in American International Group (AIG) in September 2008, the unprecedented $85-billion outlay was justified as necessary to bail out the world’s largest...
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Unlikely Compatriots
I don’t mean to sully his reputation as some kind of rebel, but twice now a unanimous Supreme Court helmed by a conservative has sided with Larry Flynt on an important civil liberties call. In 1988 the...
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William Shatner
HUSTLER, The Final Frontier: An Exclusive Q&A With the Captain of the Starship Enterprise There is only one William Shatner: the Canadian-born actor, author, singer, animal activist, poet and Priceline...
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Dutch Treat
Selling pussy has been legal for so long in Amsterdam, they already have a museum for it. Even if you’re eager to hit the meat streets and blow your wad (in more ways than one), go here first to find out...
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Celebrity Dick
As if he’s ever in need of more pussy, Nick Hawk, star of Showtime’s Gigolos, crashed Larry Flynt’s HUSTLER Club Las Vegas to autograph copies of the May ’14 issue. Check it for tips from the...
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Movie Buff
Let’s hear it for casting-couch cuties who recently popped their full-frontal cherries. After all, why should only Hollywood insiders get to do the body check? With skin like this on the mainstream screen,...
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HUSTLER Flashback
We continue our 40th Anniversary stroll down Memory Lane with a look back at two far-out layouts—“Lust in Space” from December ’79 and “Gold Fingers” from October ’82. HUSTLER: For the Rest of...
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Tommy Ramone
Tommy Ramone helped invent punk rock as the original drummer and manager of the Ramones. We sat down with the Rock and Roll Hall of Famer at Hollywood Forever Cemetery during the seventh annual Johnny Ramone...
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Odette’s Adventures in Fetishland
Once upon a time, a tiny titillator had a curious thought: What if she asked her gentlemen admirers what they would most like to see her do? Things soon became curiouser and...
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Hardcore Metal: The Filth & Fury of Steel Panther
“Bukkake Tears,” “Pussywhipped,” “Fucking My Heart in the Ass” and “Gangbang at the Old Folks Home.” New...
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Porn From the Past
In what looks to be a still from the first celebrity sex tape ever, It Girl lookalike Clara shows how “it” is done. Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of...
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U.S. Education is Flunking
I wasn’t surprised to see the Wall Street Journal headline “High School Seniors’ Test Scores Stagnate,” but it did bolster my belief that Americans must address the short-comings in...
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2nd Amendment Double Standard
Once again some nutcase finds it all too easy to lay his hands on an arsenal he has no reasonable need to possess, and innocent people are randomly slaughtered. The latest example of deadly...
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You Bet Your Ass
Still pissed off that the Broncos lost? Well, what you don’t know is that over half the people betting aren’t putting their money on a team. They’re more worried about shit like: How many inches of snow...
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40th Anniversary Collector’s Edition
This landmark issue of HUSTLER HUMOR is going fast! Get yours now! Call 1-800-763-8271 ext. 7651 to order America’s Funniest Magazine. Nothing-sacred cartoons, perverted jokes...
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Cruz Control
Don’t color outside party lines! This prime piece of propaganda aimed at kids and dimwits of all ages couldn’t be better if it were crapped out by Joseph Goebbels himself. No, we didn’t make it up;...
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Crash Test Dummy
Who would have guessed that Ron Jeremy would be the new Weird Al? With 5 million hits and counting, Jeremy’s fucked-up spoof of Miley Cyrus’s “Wrecking Ball” is blowing up YouTube. All we want to know...
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Vegas Vag
Screw the red carpet. Go for pink! We raided the hotel rooms and porn star hideouts at this year’s AVN Awards blowout to prove one thing: true talent can’t resist the...
