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February 2023

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Welcome, Playboy Readers
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Welcome, Playboy Readers

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April Foolishness
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April Foolishness

IT’S THAT SPECIAL TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, THE ONE DAY WE AGREE IT’S SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO PRANK THE HELL OUT OF FRIENDS, FAMILY AND MORTAL ENEMIES. MAYBE YOU’LL PAPER YOUR PAL’S WALLS WITH ’70S PORNO OR...
Danica Dillon
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Danica Dillon

DANICA’S VITAL FACTS HOME STATE: Ohio AGE: 28 HEIGHT: 5-3 MEASUREMENTS: 34DD-27-34 FAVORITE POSITION: Reverse cowgirl TWITTER: @DanicaDillonThe now-infamous Ashley Madison hack revealed that conservative...
Where’s Dildo?
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Where’s Dildo?

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Coming Out Like A Porn Star
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Coming Out Like A Porn Star

WHAT’S IT LIKE TO COME OUT TO PARENTS, FRIENDS OR THE PTA AND EXPOSE THAT YOU WORK IN THE SEX INDUSTRY? FIND OUT IN THIS SAMPLING OF BRAVE, FUNNY, POIGNANT, POWERFUL STORIES COLLECTED AND...
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Supreme Fuckup

During every Presidential campaign, I can remember being told, “This election is really about the Supreme Court!” No matter how I felt about the candidates, the argument went, the President nominates...
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Stone-Cold Bust

For nearly half a century the United States has driven much of the world bat shit crazy with its insane War on Drugs. That undertaking even trumped the other obsession of waging war on terrorism when, in May...
Happy New Year!
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Happy New Year!

BAILEY RAYNE January ’15 Honey 1. I want to be more adventurous sexually. If I meet someone and we both want to have a freaky adventure without any strings attached, I want to be brave enough to just do it....
World’s Oldest Profession
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World’s Oldest Profession

It’s long been our belief that consensual sex between adults, including the right to buy and sell it, should be legal. Now Amnesty International has reached the same conclusion. It turns out...
Club Girl: Summer
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Club Girl: Summer

“Girls get tricky,” laughs Summer, January’s mischievous Club Girl. “Sometimes they don’t like me because I look better than they do.” Entertaining at Larry Flynt’s HUSTLER Club, Las Vegas,...
The Fantastic Adventures of Captain & Boofo
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The Fantastic Adventures of Captain & Boofo

We’re used to receiving interesting, sometimes even surprising mail from our readers (see Feedback, page 18), mixed in with the more standard fare (dirty...
Bonnie Rotten Bounty Hunter
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Bonnie Rotten Bounty Hunter

To order Bonnie Rotten Bounty Hunter, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or...
Thunder Snow Cone
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Thunder Snow Cone

FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE SEXY SIDESHOW THAT IS THUNDER SNOW CONE—PHILADELPHIA’S OWN TRAVELING CLOWN TRIO. SMURFASAUR, SCARLETT STORM AND MIKEY MANGORILLA HAVE BEEN INSPIRING CLOWN FETISHES AND SPREADING...
#selfies
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#selfies

HUSTLER models aren’t just beautiful. They’re smart and witty, quirky and clumsy, passionate and downright ballsy. To know them is to love them. So we’ve compiled the best tweets from our...
Go With The FLOW
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Go With The FLOW

FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK ON THE BEST DRUG COCKTAIL KNOWN TO MAN—AND IT’S MADE RIGHT IN YOUR BRAIN, NO DEALER REQUIRED. A LOOK AT THE SCIENCE BEHIND SUPERHUMAN PERFORMANCE AND WHAT IT MEANS...
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Exxon’s Big Secret

Every 2016 Republican Presidential candidate is a climate-change denier or skeptic. Apparently, for them, it’s easier to ignore evidence of the greatest threat facing humanity than it is to run for the...
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Rigged Game

Sometimes the reality you encounter is so mind-numbingly depressing that it leaves you not wanting to go on even thinking about the subject at hand. Three “bummers” that come to mind are a horrible disease...
Gifts For Your Naughty List
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Gifts For Your Naughty List

TWERKING BUTT  Whoever opens this box on Christmas is sure to be impressed by your exquisite taste and refinement. Made of patented Cyberskin, the TwerkingButt is a tech nological...
Club Girl: Avery
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Club Girl: Avery

Avery, December’s featured dancer, has a soft spot for men who know what they want and ask for it—politely. “I’ve been dancing at HUSTLER Las Vegas since May,” says the 24-year-old beauty. “It’s...
Hardcore Funny
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Hardcore Funny

Rejoice, die-hard fans of dirty jokes and raw, raunchy cartoons. Our sidekicks at HUSTLER HUMOR have worked their asses off in Larry Flynt’s fun factory to churn out a superfunny edition that will leave you...
Bad Santas
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Bad Santas

Let the 2014 arrests across the U.S. be a lesson to bad Santas everywhere—Santa suits are not invisibility cloaks. Still, a pistol-packing Santa in Solana Beach, California, was able to evade authorities...