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HUSTLER Classic: The Smoking Gun
Well, there was nothing over-complimentary about this particular puff piece. Censors and hypocrites aren’t the only targets that HUSTLER has taken aim at virtually since its...
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Steel Panther: Metal’s Gods of Pussy Are Coming Hard for You
In this time of the Me Too movement, over-sensitivity and excessive political correctness, Steel Panther still rock out with their cocks out. As they...
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HUSTLER Classic: Snaky, Snaky
Talk about an animal attraction. Normally preoccupied with the obsessive exploration of pussies, HUSTLER took a turn toward the herpetological in its April ’83 issue, via the...
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Kendall Jenner’s HUSTLER Moment: A Deeper Look
Kendall Jenner, a HUSTLER reader? That might be overstating things a bit, but it does seem that the model and Keeping Up With the Kardashians personality...
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The End of the World as We Know it
Do You Feel Fine? What would you do if a doctor told you that you were almost certain to die from cancer unless it was treated immediately? Some might, reasonably, seek a second...
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Isn’t it Romantic?
Love is pure. Love is blind. Love is forever. But let’s be real, because love isn’t going to protect your assets when a marriage turns to shit. A prenuptial agreement, while short on romance, has its place...
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The Insanity of Homelessness
Politicians’ mishandling of mental illness is but one reason that so many Americans are living on our city streets. You don’t have to live in California to grasp that America’s cities...
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Paging Dr. Butt
Doctors are people too. They have families, hobbies, fears, desires—and just like you, they use social media. So unless you want your humiliating X-ray retweeted to infinity, it’s probably best if you stop...
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Hardcore Heroism
Hats off to this month’s porn hero, the venerable Bang Bros. Their gifts to the world are many—Bang Bus is an institution— but none have been so appreciated as their purchase of Porn Wikileaks (PWL), a...
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Cupcake Queens Capture Our Hearts
Is there anything more uplifting, more emblematic of pure joy than a cupcake? But what if the cupcake were more than just a sweet treat—as in a symbol of compassion and support...
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Meals 4 Heels
Shift work is a bitch, especially if your hours are completely out of whack with the kind of conveniences us nine-to-fivers take for granted. Things like, oh, I don’t know, eating? It’s a challenge and...
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Meet The New Girls
HUSTLER is proud to introduce our beautiful, sleek new online experience: That’s right—the new and improved HUSTLERMagazine.com is now live! Full access to the complete 45-plus years of HUSTLER Magazine,...
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Amber Lynn: XXX Legend, Hardcore Advocate
A porn superstar discusses her work with the Adult Performers Actors Guild. You think Amber Lynn is passionate when she’s performing for the camera? Just get...
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HUSTLER Classic: Stormy Daniels Joins the Circus
Who among us, when the pressures of modern life seem too much to bear, hasn’t fantasized about running away and joining the circus? Well, allow us to...
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Road-Tripping With Stoya
Photographer Steve Prue and I have a professional relationship that has yielded many spreads for brand-name girlie mags, a number of photosets for nude websites and a plethora of behind-the- scenes...
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Sabina Mazo: UFC’s Colombian Queen Kicks Royal Ass
Coming off a dominant victory in UFC 241, this flyweight phenomenon is determined to keep it real: “Faking things isn’t an option for me.” Sabina Mazo...
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The 12 Lays of XXXmas: A HUSTLER Holiday Gift Guide
Still searching for that sexy something to get that special someone in this season of giving? We’re here to help you fulfill your ho-ho-horny holiday...
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HUSTLER Classic: Jackie, Oh!
Former First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis is laid bare in America’s Magazine. Believe it or not, prior to the Trump Administration, it was extremely rare for the public to have access...
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Clown Kink: A Fetish That’s Nothing to Laugh At
If makeup-caked circus jokers put a tent in your pants, Slutty Spice is your new dream girl. Everybody loves a clown. Well, not everybody. In fact, a lot...
