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December 2022

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Sick and Silly Sex Pranks
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Sick and Silly Sex Pranks

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#Selfies
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#Selfies

Ever wonder if HUSTLER Honeys are just as freaky off-camera as they are on? Well, the answer is, Hell, yes! We stalked our models through the Twitterverse and discovered that Asa Akira loves pearl necklaces,...
King Of The Nerds
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King Of The Nerds

He’s the hapless principal on New Girl, the evil scientist on Supernatural, the voice of misfit teen Snot on American Dad, and the host of TBS’s top-rated reality show King of the Nerds. Curtis Armstrong...
Politics

In The Line Of Fire

Je suis HUSTLER. Despite being a longtime contributor to this magazine, I have been shocked by its raunchy and occasionally downright disgusting cartoons, some placed dangerously close to my own pristine...
Politics

Judge Dreadful

In June 2007, after sentencing Alabama’s former Governor Don Siegelman to more than seven years behind bars, U.S. District Court Judge Mark E. Fuller ordered the popular Democrat shackled and immediately...
Porn From The Past
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Porn From The Past

Extolling the virtues of bed rest, Sharon models the latest in floral print bedspreads; her come-hither tits have a far more timeless appeal. Thanks to T.I. of Green Valley, Arizona, for this vintage...
Sophie Dee
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Sophie Dee

Sophie Dee can squirt 16 feet, loves naughty girls and jiggles delicious DD boobies. No wonder this hardcore Welsh porn star has almost half a million Twitter followers!  HUSTLER: Everyone has a secret...
Porn From The Past
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Porn From The Past

The hearth may be unlit, but Chelsea’s pussy sure fires the imagination! Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo.  Send your smut of yesteryear to:  HUSTLER’s Porn...
Politics

Banking On A Sure Thing

While 49 state treasuries were submerged in red ink after the 2008 financial crisis, one state’s bank outperformed all others. So reports The Wall Street Journal, discussing the Bank of North...
Politics

Probing our Pervos

How did George W. Bush’s war on terror validate the depraved sadism authorized at the highest levels of his administration? That long-overlooked question was raised by the Senate Select Committee on...
40th Anniversary Classics
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40th Anniversary Classics

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A HUSTLER New Year’s
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A HUSTLER New Year’s

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40th Anniversary Classics
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40th Anniversary Classics

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Politics

Affordable or Deplorable?

The Republican Party regained control of the U.S. Senate, but the Affordable Care Act—aka Obamacare—is here to stay. That’s because the GOP always dances to the tune played by big money....
Politics

Dollar Democracy

The naked truth has been exposed, and it’s not a pretty picture! American Democracy has become Dollar Democracy. Many elected officials are bought by campaign contributions from superrich individuals and big...
Strip Club Tips
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Strip Club Tips

On the night of May 9th, 2013, in a tourist district of Mexico City known for roving mariachi and seedy strip joints, Malcolm Shabazz, the grandson of legendary civil rights activist Malcolm X, was beaten to...
Lounge Lizard Extraordinaire
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Lounge Lizard Extraordinaire

It’s late at night on Hollywood’s Sunset Strip, and a surly figure in a cheap tuxedo is slumped in the back booth of the Comedy Store nightclub, nursing a glass of Jack Daniel’s. In a...
Porn From The Past
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Porn From The Past

Social science junkies Ava and Marjorie pose naked in a field just off the freeway to see how many accidents they cause. Fifty-three. Thanks to J.P. of Strathmore, California, for this vintage photo. Send your...
Chanel Preston’s Stroke of Genius
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Chanel Preston’s Stroke of Genius

Strange but true: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and XXX superstar Chanel Preston have a lot in common. I’m not talking about a shared affinity for double anal penetration. History...
Porn From The Past
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Porn From The Past

What do you say when the boss invites you over for a threeway? Absolutely! A raise is a raise. Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California, for this vintage photo.  Send your smut of yesteryear to: ...
Pushing All In
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Pushing All In

HUSTLER: Congratulations! What was your winning hand? MARC: It was 9-7 offsuit. It was the first hand heads-up, and the flop was 9-6-5, so I had top pair and a gutshot. We ended up getting it all in, and I hit...