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December 2022

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40th Anniversary Classics
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40th Anniversary Classics

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40th Anniversary Bash
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40th Anniversary Bash

This is what a HUSTLER party looks like. And yes, we are lucky...
Master of Ondine
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Master of Ondine

Written on a dare as a birthday gift for her lover, Pauline Réage’s Story of O was never meant to be published. But the story of a young girl’s induction into the world of ultimate submission was simply...
Porn From The Past
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Porn From The Past

Mabel the schoolmarm meets shots of tequila. Parent-teacher conferences here we come! Thanks to R.H. of Port St. Lucie, Florida, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to:  HUSTLER’s Porn...
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2016: Crossroads for Democracy

The 2016 elections may well be the most important in our country’s history. They’ll determine if there’s still time for our individual liberties to be restored before future...
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Historical Ignorance

Sometimes you just know that you are in the hands of fools. President Barack Obama almost made it to the end of his second term without repeating George W. Bush’s disastrous errors in redesigning the...
John Hagee Meets the Great Whore of Babylon
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John Hagee Meets the Great Whore of Babylon

A fearless hardcore icon ventures into the lion’s den to nail a scandalous photo-op with evangelical right-winger John Hagee. The phone call came on a...
Get Laid, Not Screwed
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Get Laid, Not Screwed

We let Sin City’s pros drag us upstairs by our wallets and tell us what to do, what not to do and how much it costs. Do not gamble on that sweet piece of Vegas vag without this quick and dirty...
Strictly Legit
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Strictly Legit

The dude who gave West Coast Hip-Hop a blast of thrash, conquered the liar’s paradise called Hollywood and landed one of the hottest pieces of tail on the planet still couldn’t bullshit if he...
Porn From the Past
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Porn From the Past

“R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to me.” Thanks to T.I. of Green Valley, Arizona, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to:  HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd.,...
Politics

Karl Rove’s FECA Matter

Enjoying all of those endless, anonymously paid for, bullshit political campaign ads this season? You can thank Karl Rove for them. He thinks they’re fucking hilarious. You are his chew toy while...
Politics

Oil, The Almighty

In the spy trade they call it “blowback,” the unintended consequences when, for example, you rearrange the chairs in some other nation’s government, and hijacked airliners start smashing into your valued...
Triple-X Trivia
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Triple-X Trivia

For every dude who’s ever measured his dick or seen how far he could shoot his jizz, here are the marks to beat. Plus other weird-ass sex facts that might just win you a brew or two in your next barroom bet....
Hollywood Money Shot
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Hollywood Money Shot

When the Devil offers you a deal, it takes balls to negotiate the terms and conditions, but that’s exactly what Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski did when they made their mark on the movie industry....
Larry Flynt, Supermodel
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Larry Flynt, Supermodel

In the Summer of ’14, Larry Flynt showed up in magazine and billboard ads wearing designer sneakers. We asked Jon Buscemi why. The first thing Larry asked me when I walked into his office was,...
Heather Holliday
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Heather Holliday

How a 5-Foot-3 New York Girl Became the Deepest Throat in Coney Island HUSTLER: Have you always been a sideshow freak? HEATHER HOLLIDAY: Yes! Coney Island is one of the last places in America that has a...
Porn From the Past
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Porn From the Past

Finding this memento in Dad’s personal effects explained a lot to his New York kids, Apikalia and Hani. Thanks to P.J.E. of Dumas, Texas, for this vintage photo.   Send your smut of yesteryear to...
Politics

How Far Does the 1st Amendment Go?

The rival newspapers were as opinionated as many New Yorkers and suburbanites. On May 17, 2014, the New York Post plastered its front page with “HEIL HAIL: City puts brakes on...
Politics

Zeroing In on the Truth

Finally, the U.S. Senate Select Committee on Intelligence has been allowed to tell us the truth about torture: It doesn’t work. The CIA-endorsed lie that evidence obtained by waterboarding led U.S....
Inside the Koch Brothers’ War Room
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Inside the Koch Brothers’ War Room

A thank-you card seems like the appropriate response for having reaped a cool $18 billion under the administration of President Barack Obama, especially during the worst economy...
Porn Saves the World!
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Porn Saves the World!

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