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February 2023

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Truly Obscene
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Truly Obscene

For more than four decades HUSTLER has been a stalwart defender of free speech, unabashedly exposing not only the erotic beauty of the human body, but also the darker corners and discomfiting truths in our...
Mind Fu@k
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Mind [email protected]

“I am Ela Darling, and this is pretty fucking cool, right?” For the past few months, former librarian and current porn star Ela Darling has been inserting Oculus cables up her butt and pussy to generate 3D...
Stop Vegetable Abuse!
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Stop Vegetable Abuse!

Every day, in homes all across America, cucumbers suffer extreme torture. Eggplants are crushed. Squash is squashed. Corn is stripped of all dignity. Abusers shove carrots into cunts, radishes into...
Toy Porn
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Toy Porn

Do these mystery hands belong to one of HUSTLER’s hottest honeys? The Daily Mail thinks so, outing former adult star Sandy Summers as YouTube phenomena DC Toys Collector. Described as “crack for...
Wear A Raincoat
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Wear A Raincoat

Your summer vacation is right around the bend—finally. After months of busting your butt at a job you hate, all you want to do is go somewhere fun, party your ass off and get laid—repeatedly. But where to...
Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell
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Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell

GETTING STABBED BY COWORKERS AND RAPED BY SPIDERS: ALL IN A DAY’S WORK FOR THE STARS OF ADULT SWIM’S LIVE-ACTION DARLING YOUR PRETTY FACE IS GOING TO HELL. WE SAT DOWN WITH...
Indelible
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Indelible

JUSTICE HOWARD IS KNOWN FOR HER “IN YOUR FACE” PHOTOGRAPHY. SHE SHINES A BRIGHT, EXUBERANT LIGHT ON WHAT OTHERS MIGHT FIND DARK AND DISTURBING. LEAVE A LOT OF ROOM ON YOUR COFFEE TABLE FOR HER NEWEST...
Politics

Treacherous Sucking Sound

“We have got to stop sending jobs overseas,” the somewhat loony Ross Perot presciently warned back in 1992. The third-party Presidential candidate was bashing the then-pending North American Free...
Bonnie Rotten
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Bonnie Rotten

The late Frank Sinatra, whose likeness porn star Bonnie Rotten has tattooed on her left leg, once famously said, “I’m for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle...
Larry And Woody
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Larry And Woody

Larry Flynt and Woody Harrelson respond to a text from compadre Willie Nelson, reminding him that he’s always on their...
The Trouble With Harry
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The Trouble With Harry

One summer three years ago, in the privacy of a VIP hotel suite in Las Vegas, Prince Harry got drunk and naked with fellow revelers. If a full-time Apache helicopter pilot with two tours in...
Hall of Shame
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Hall of Shame

Baseball’s single-season and career home run king has been eligible for the Hall of Fame since 2013, but the last three induction classes have decidedly not included one Barry Lamar Bonds. Instead, in 2013...
Marie Me!
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Marie Me!

HUSTLER: Do you watch your own scenes? ARIANA MARIE: Oh, yeah. I like watching myself. It’s more like I’m critiquing myself, but then at the same time I’m also getting off to it. Where should we eat?...
Politics

Mainstream Media Strikes It Rich

When the U.S. Supreme Court, in the now-infamous Citizens United case, ruled that corporations, associations and labor unions may spend as much as they’d like to influence...
Politics

Useless Spying

They are such liars! Since September 2001 the government’s secrecy spooks have insisted that their indiscriminate monitoring of our phone calls, emails, financial transactions and reading habits is necessary...
What Sort Of Man Reads HUSTLER?
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What Sort Of Man Reads HUSTLER?

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HUSTLER July 1984 Cover
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HUSTLER July 1984 Cover

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Some Still Call Him Pig
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Some Still Call Him Pig

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Our Founding Father
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Our Founding Father

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Alternate Covers & Covergirl Shots
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Alternate Covers & Covergirl Shots

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Classic Parodies
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Classic Parodies

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