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HUSTLER Classic: A Dead-Sexy Pictorial
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HUSTLER Classic: A Dead-Sexy Pictorial

Death: It’s the ultimate turn-off, right? Nothing sexy about the prospect of an eternal dirt nap, is there?  Well, now, hold on a second—perhaps this topic deserves...
Jessica Jaymes, Former HUSTLER Contract Model, Dies
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Jessica Jaymes, Former HUSTLER Contract Model, Dies

Jessica Jaymes, who served as HUSTLER Video’s first contract model, has died, a spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County Medical Examiner’s office confirmed...
HUSTLER Classic: Three Cheers for the Red, White, Blue and Pink
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HUSTLER Classic: Three Cheers for the Red, White, Blue and Pink

America’s Magazine celebrates the nation’s Bicentennial by dropping an iconic cover on the world...
Meet the New Girl: Jada Doll, Museum-Quality Cutie
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Meet the New Girl: Jada Doll, Museum-Quality Cutie

Jada Doll might not be a household name yet, but her profile is quickly rising, much like the dicks of viewers who’ve been lucky enough to see her in action...
Epic Moments in XXX History: A Porn Star’s Kiss Helps Spark a Big Change in Baseball
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Epic Moments in XXX History: A Porn Star’s Kiss Helps Spark a Big Change in Baseball

August 8, 2000 was just another balmy Southern California night at the old ball-yard as the Los Angeles...
HUSTLER Classic: Laying It Out in Black and White
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HUSTLER Classic: Laying It Out in Black and White

It’s difficult to imagine, in the year 2019, that an erotic photo-set featuring a black man and a white woman could be capable of stirring controversy....
HUSTLER Classic: The Jerry Falwell Parody That Launched a Major First Amendment Victory
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HUSTLER Classic: The Jerry Falwell Parody That Launched a Major First Amendment Victory

During his career as a televangelist and conservative activist, Jerry Falwell made no shortage of laughable...
She’s Got Game
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She’s Got Game

XXX sensations and gaming fanatics Bailey Rayne and Cherie DeVille on Fallout 76 fail, Skyrim love and that “hideous” Sonic character design. BAILEY RAYNE Cam all night, edit video all day. When...
Free Speech On The Ropes
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Free Speech On The Ropes

The Establishment’s War on the Internet In George Orwell’s dystopian nightmare novel, 1984, a tyrannical future government brainwashes its impoverished citizens with lies and propaganda...
Is Peace Possible?
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Is Peace Possible?

The Middle East has been a hornet’s nest for eons. Now Donald Trump can choose to start a war there or ease tensions. Trust me, this column about the threat of the United States and Iran going to war will be...
Where Democracy Goes to Die
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Where Democracy Goes to Die

Jim Crow rises from the ashes in Florida even after a huge majority voted to kill the dirty bird. In the March 2019 issue my counterpart Robert Scheer trumpeted unabashedly “good news”:...
The Biggest Little Earner
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The Biggest Little Earner

Former Beaver Hunt babe Alice Little may appear diminutive in size, but the larger-than-life sex worker is a big earner who makes a tidy living in Nevada, where brothels are legal. Starting...
The Real Fake News: Early Primary Gives Iowans False Impression They Matter
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The Real Fake News: Early Primary Gives Iowans False Impression They Matter

DES MOINES, IA—Despite inclement weather, Iowa residents gather under traditional corn-thatched roofs for...
Decrim for the Win!
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Decrim for the Win!

If anyone deserves a break these days, it’s got to be sex workers. Relentlessly marginalized, demonized and victimized, they are literally fighting for their lives. Yet amidst the onslaught, hope glimmers....
Sex Work Matters
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Sex Work Matters

With 2020 fast approaching and impeachment still a long shot, the Democrats vying to take on Trump are piled higher than a zombie horde out of World War Z. But where are the candidates of substance, who...
Like Father, Like Son
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Like Father, Like Son

You all remember former Penn State assistant football coach, Jerry Sandusky, who was convicted of diddling young boys? Allow us to refresh your memory. Five years ago Coach Sandusky was outed for a...
Cumedy
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Cumedy

I am a comic and a porn star. My goal in life has been to combine these two careers into a Chimaera of semen and giggles, and hopefully I’m doing a semi-decent job. Listening to comedians, with their...
Will the Dems Pick Another Loser?
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Will the Dems Pick Another Loser?

Only a candidate with a truly progressive agenda can send President Trump packing in 2020. My prediction for the 2020 Presidential election is that the Democrats will lose if they...
Our Criminal President
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Our Criminal President

Donald Trump is a serial federal felon, and Russia has nothing to do with it. Give credit where it’s due: Donald Trump is the Greatest Con Man of All Time. Period. How else could one personally...
Deleted But Not Defeated
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Deleted But Not Defeated

Not all users are equal in the eyes of social media, and no one knows this better than the oft-fucked-over sex workers whose accounts are arbitrarily deleted or suspended simply by virtue of what...
Big Bucks In Smut
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Big Bucks In Smut

Here’s a free life lesson for you: Don’t ever, ever store anything at your parents’ house. Because like any aging mother or father, they will inevitably go through a massive, Marie Kondo-like...