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Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked, Vol. II

Hey, mister, looking for a good time? Good news—you’re in the right place! Join us as we hit the streets for a look at some of HUSTLER’s most outrageous cartoons revolving around the world’s oldest profession. And when you’re done with these, make sure to check out our first edition of Totally Hooked here! “Damn,...
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Splish, Splash

Hey, it’s Bathtub Party Day—when we celebrate the warm, relaxing, ache-easing benefits of a good, long soak. And what better way to get in the spirit than with a bunch of wet and wild Honeys who get delightfully dirty while cleaning up? Go ahead; climb in, the water’s fine! Dani Daniels Miko Dai Bailey Bae...
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Saturday Special: Get a Leg Up Vol. III

Can you ever get enough of toned, shapely legs on a hot chick? Of course not! So let’s step on up and celebrate the glorious gams of HUSTLER’s leggiest Honeys! And when you’re done here, dive into our previous installments of Get a Leg Up here and here. Georgia  Jessie Saint Addie Andrews Angel Youngs ...
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Ride ’Em, Cowgirl!

Some of our favorite performers reflect on the joys and challenges of getting off on top. For many female porn performers, the cowgirl position is tops in more ways than one, and plenty of fans would agree with them. Many women love the fact that getting on top provides them with more control over their...
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jenna Ashley

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Jenna Ashley, a small-town girl with big-time ambitions—and a huge sexual appetite! The blond stunner first came to HUSTLER readers’ attention in a big way with the May ’16 pictorial “Straight-Up Sweet.”...
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Sex Requests: The Weird, the Nasty… the Awesome!

From getting freaky with food to gear-shift penetration, people share the most bizarre desires their partners have expressed to them. There are times when two people are getting it on that the horny equivalent of the holy ghost enters one of their bodies and inspires a hankering for the wild. On occasion, that spirit sneaks...
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Pegging Perfection

Strap on, get off! Some of our favorite performers discuss the joys, challenges, ins and outs of pegging. Now more than ever, as sexual horizons expand and taboos fall to the wayside, people are opening up and making room for pegging in their sex lives. It’s easy to see the appeal for both men and...
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Oh, Mama!

Pregnant porn performers give birth to a beautiful niche in the adult industry. Is there any sight more soul-affirming than the beautiful contours of a pregnant mom-to-be? In fact, let’s be honest: that perfect bump is downright hot. No apologies, no shame, no need to explain—we’re horny as hell for ladies who are heavily expectant....
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Saturday Special: Titty-Humping Time!

Brrrr—it’s getting cold out! And what better way to stay cozy than to wrap your cock between a pair of big, warm titties for a slick, silky ride in a hottie’s welcoming cleavage? Go ahead; rub up on some sexy fun in Mammary Valley! Barely Legal Southern Belles Mommy Loves a Missionary HUSTLER Busty Breast...
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Friday Funnies: Castaway Cutups

For much of the past couple of lockdown-ridden years, chances are most of us have felt a little like castaways, isolated from society at large as we try our best to cope with a strange new world. On the other hand, the prospect of escaping society at large and living in a remote area far...
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Playing With Fire

Got a burning desire for a hot kink? Welcome to the world of fireplay. Flame on! Humans and fire have an intense, complicated relationship that goes way back. Fire is a creator, and a destroyer, of civilization. We’re simultaneously drawn to and repelled by fire. It’s in this space, between primal desire and fear, that...
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Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part IV

Sexy babes, putting their fingers to good use in their pursuit of self-pleasure—let’s give these beauties a hand! And when you’re done with this penetrating look at digital-driven joy, make sure to check out our previous editions of Fine, Fingered Femmes here, here and here! Agatha Vega Kiwi Cherry Kiss Natalia Starr Ana Foxxx Sybil...
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Dealing With a Sexual Drought

Everyone experiences a dry spell once in a while, and it’s especially common around the holiday season. Experts explain how to endure the sexual desert with your sanity intact. Winter is coming—well, good for her! For the rest of us, this means spending time with nearly forgotten family members who smell like a mothball fucked...
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Scarlet Red

Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat, where we celebrate Honeys so fine, we’ve featured them no less than three times! Today we focus our attention and affection on Scarlet Red. Scarlet hails from Aspen, Colorado—and this blond beauty from the Rocky Mountain region has a long and joyous history of making HUSTLER’s readers rock-hard.  Scarlet’s...
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Be the Change: XXX Stars Give Onscreen and Off

I have always believed that we need to be the change we want to see in the world. I started as a volunteer at a young age, and by the time I was 16, I was running a teen volunteer organization at my local neighborhood hospital. The volunteers ranged in age from 15 to 17...
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Harvey Wasserman: The Excellent Adventures of a Perennial Activist

From desegregating public places to the Civil Rights March Against Fear to protesting the Vietnam War to resisting nuclear power plants to ensuring clean energy and fair elections, wherever our rights need defending, it’s there you’ll find Harvey Wasserman. Since the 1960s the veteran activist/journalist/historian has been at the forefront of progressive causes, and this...
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Jacq of All Trades

Art by Jacqueline Frances Jacq the Stripper, née Jacqueline Frances, is sounding stress-free, stretched out in a hammock on her deck in Upstate New York. Which is surprising—the stress-free part, that is—because her solo exhibition of paintings is just days away from opening. Unfazed, she seems at peace in the throes of chaos. It’s been...
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Anally Accurate

Pity the poor souls who sit on school boards in Texas, for they are tireless punching bags of an irretrievably stupid society. At a meeting meant to focus on COVID-19 measures, local anti-vaxxer and conspiracy wingnut Kara Q. Bell quickly derailed the proceedings with a bizarre and unhinged rant about anal sex. Hearing her explain...
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A View to 2022

So long, 2021—don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out. Frustration and fear aside, one must remain optimistic if we are to survive a pandemic, climate change and the simultaneous collapse of Western civilization. Big smiles, everybody! One of the umpteen reasons we love sex workers so much is that they’re tough...
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The Best of Simulated Sex

Simultaneous orgasms. No discussion of contraception. Bras that never come off. When tasked with depicting erotic congress in film and on TV, the entertainment industrial complex shows us how little they know—or care—about real sex. An October 2021 Mamamia (Australia) listicle singles out some of the most egregious transgressions, like simultaneous orgasms and the illusion...
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Five-Knuckle Virtuosos

How do they do it? The speed, the precision, the swagger—what is the secret to lightning-fast shredding? Blink-182 guitarist Tom DeLonge knows a thing or two about face-melting guitar solos, and he has a theory that gives new purpose to self-love. Via Guitar World, September 9: “Playing [the guitar] fast is not easy,” De-Longe explains....
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The Future of Strip Clubs

Look, let’s face it: Strip clubs may never be the same again. COVID is not going away any time soon, too many people are resistant to vaccines (as in stupid, not physiologically), and to be honest, strip clubs are just bars with strippers in them. And do we really need bars to enjoy beautiful naked...
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Fahrenheit 451: Wyoming

No one loved a book bonfire quite like the Nazis. Of course, that was 80 years ago in Germany. Closer to home, in present day Wyoming, fascism is alive and well in Cheyenne’s libraries. As reported by NBC News, librarians in the Equality State (hilarious) are facing the possibility of prosecution for stocking books deemed...

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