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Handjobs for Health!

Readers of Bits & Pieces (we know you’re out there, people who buy HUSTLER for the “articles”) know how much we love self-love in all its forms. It’s a great stress-buster, helps you sleep, releases delicious dopamine into your system and feels fucking awesome. Now science is giving guys an extra reason to feel good...
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Cops, Lies & Videotape

Corporate media parroted police propaganda to falsely blame reformers for 2020’s unprecedented homicide spike. It’s grotesquely fitting that a failed presidency, inaugurated on the promise that “this American carnage stops right here and stops right now,” would end with unprecedented carnage in its final horrific year. More than 600,000 Americans were lost to COVID-19 on...
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Santa, Baby!

Some of our favorite performers tell us what they want for XXX-mas. XXX performers are definitely on the “naughty list” (but in the best way possible)! These amazing actresses are no strangers to getting their stockings stuffed, and surely Santa has noticed (and been impressed)! What gifts are these sugar plums looking to find under...
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Cassidy & Melody

HUSTLER CLASSIC FROM THE OCTOBER 2003 ISSUE Cassidy and Melody decided to take their afternoon break on the roof of their office building. Instead of cigarettes, Cassidy brought her new strap-on. As Cassidy lit into Melody with the plastic prick, they both began huffing like five-pack-a-day smokers. The orgasmic duo...
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Kiarra Kai

“I’m a chill person. I like to hang out with my girlfriends, watch movies or splash around in the ocean. I recently took on a project of building out a school bus and using it to travel from California to Florida with my dog and a friend. We’re all living...
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Cecilia Scott

“I find men and women equally alluring. I like to play with them individually or together. Whatever the day brings. I don’t speak a lot of English, but I communicate with my face and body. Staring intensely is my greatest seduction technique. My expression lets my lovers know that I’m...
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Victoria

“I took modeling classes when I was younger,” declares Victoria, 34, an “outgoing, fun-loving” server and former lifeguard from Savannah, Georgia. “I’d wanted to give modeling another shot, and my boyfriend encouraged me to do my first nude shoot for HUSTLER. He’s stoked, and so am I.” The 5-foot-5 skin-mag...
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Miss Poison

“One of my goals was to be a HUSTLER girl,” says Miss Poison, 37, an adult entertainer and accountant from Las Vegas, Nevada. “I adore the brand and am flattered to be part of the Beaver Hunt family.” The 4-foot-11 “outgoing, positive person” goes on to tell us, “I’m a...
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A woman in her 70s said to her even older husband…

A woman in her 70s said to her even older husband, “My nipples are as hot today as they were on our wedding night.” “They ougtha be,” her hubby muttered. “One is in your coffee, and the other’s in your oatmeal.”...
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A text message to a neighbor…

A text message to a neighbor: “Hi, Max. This is Richard. I live in the gray house next door. I thought you should know that I’ve been sharing your wife, day and night, when you’re not around. I haven’t been getting it at home for months. I know that’s no excuse, but the temptation was...
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During a round of golf a Swedish woman bent over…

During a round of golf a Swedish woman bent over to place her ball on a tee. Suddenly a gust of wind lifted her skirt, revealing her lack of underwear. “Good God, Inga!” her husband hollered. “Why aren’t you wearing any skivvies?!” “You don’t give me enough money to af­ford any,” Inga replied. Her mate...
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The Best She’s Ever Had?

Yes, you’d like to believe that you’re better than all of the other guys your woman has banged. No, you probably aren’t. Here’s how to get past your ego and on to a more satisfying sex life with your partner, no matter where you rank on her list. A man’s ego can be crushed in...
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Friday Funnies: Ho, Ho, Ho!

’Tis the day before Christmas, and we’re willing to bet/You could use all the laughs you can possibly get! So go ahead, forget the holiday stress for a bit and yuk it up with these outrageous cartoons starring everyone’s favorite jolly old elf. Ho, ho, hope you enjoy them! “What the fuck?! Downsized by cheaper...
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Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

The weather outside might be frightful, but these babes are quite delightful! Feeling the winter chill? Warm yourself up and enjoy some shivers of pleasure with this tantalizing trio of Snow angels.  Ember Snow Stella Snow Shae Snow...
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New Year’s Sex-olutions

Some of our favorite adult performers share their sexy goals for the coming year. Later, 2021—here’s to a hotter 2022! It’s pretty much a wrap for 2021, folks (and thank God for that)! This year has been full of ups and downs. and now our eyes turn to the bright future that is 2022.  What...
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Mindfulness: The Secret to Mindblowing Sex

Looking for a better bang? Get your head in the game! There’s nothing sexier than getting your freak on and, when you’re about to come, your lover checks their Twitter.  Oh, did I say “nothing sexier?” I meant, “nothing more annoying and gross.” More and more lately, people are getting distracted in the bedroom, and...
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Boning Up: The Missy Martinez Guide to Anal Sex

If you’re in the dark about buttholes and how to please them, fear not—Missy Martinez is here to take your hand and lead you up the ol’ dirt road. Anal: It’s the ultimate four-letter word. It’s also one of the most popular XXX genres. And surely, it’s not just for professional suckers and fuckers, right?...

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