Erotic Games

Ah, erotic games—who doesn’t love them? Pin Her Tail With Your Donkey Dong. Rim Around the Rosy Asshole. Blind Ma’am’s Muff. Erotic Games follows in the grand tradition of sexual diversions satisfyingly enough, keeping within the couples-friendly niche that EroticaX and director James Avalon have established. (Think somewhere between a Hallmark Channel made-for-TV Christmas movie and the home video of your last gangbang.) Dirty-blond dick hound Kimmy Granger kicks things off with a game called Strip-O-Gram Girl, showing up at her client’s door for some naughty playtime. It’s all cute fun and games until Granger unleashes her nuclear-powered, hyperkinetic ass and injects the scene with the megawatt force of her taut bum cakes bouncing frantically. This girl deserves an Ass-cademy Award or at least a starring role in an infomercial about restless ass syndrome. Olive Glass, a pale-skinned seductress with a brunet bob, portrays an alpha female boss lady who prefers to relinquish control on the home front by playing an incompetent assistant to her movie-star hubby. After deliberately sending her man’s coffee mug crashing to the floor, Glass is subjected to a punitive ass-flogging by an appropriately creepy James Deen. Glass’s alabaster ass pillows turning bright red under Deen’s stern ministrations is an inspirational sight on par with the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. An otherwise trite boss/secretary scenario is brightened up by blue-eyed, raven-tressed vixen Megan Rain, who takes a spirited dicking and a few playful slaps to her pretty face. All in all,Erotic Games is a winning proposition. —P.D.R.