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I assure you, this decision has nothing to do with partisan politics.
“I assure you, this decision has nothing to do with partisan politics.”...
It’s so nice to have someone display the true spirit of Christmas giving!
“It’s so nice to have someone display the true spirit of Christmas giving!”...
Saying I married you for your tits just isn’t true…
“Saying I married you for your tits just isn’t true. I also love your ass, pussy and mouth!”...
Shadow Puppets
A corrupt, cowardly right-wing U.S. Supreme Court Majority sends an unmistakably dark warning. The stolen Republican majority on the U.S. Supreme Court is not only corrupt. They are also cowards. Most corrupt public officials are. If their nefarious acts could withstand scrutiny in the light of day, they wouldn’t need to undermine laws, norms and...
Kiwi
CLASSIC PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE JULY 2002 HUSTLER “This palm tree reminds me of the monster cock that was drilling me last night,” Kiwi smiles, caressing the smooth trunk as her lips purse in carnal remembrance. “He fucked my brains out, but it happened so quick, I didn’t even come. Thank...
Lit: “We Want to Take You on a Ride”
Lit doesn’t write songs—this is a band that creates anthems. Huge tunes with memorable sing-along choruses. Need proof? Dive into their hits “Miserable,” “My Own Worst Enemy” and their newest single “Yeah Yeah Yeah.” We dare you to not sing along. HUSTLERMagazine.com caught up with guitarist Jeremy Popoff to discuss the group’s upcoming album, how...
Sex With the Ex?
Sure, hooking up with a former partner for attachment-free sex is a tempting prospect—but there are potential downsides. Let us lead you through the minefield of banging an ex. When two people start dating, it’s all pheromones, fun and non-stop porking. These love-sick fools, naïve as they might be, never stop to think for a...
Marykate Moss
“Growing up, I was shy and nerdy, the type who tended toward straight-As and didn’t really talk to boys. Needless to say, I have definitely made up for lost time! I’m still a nerd at heart—I have a bachelor’s in biology—but I’ve grown into a more confident, flirty, bubbly me....
Friday Funnies: Bedding Down With HUSTLER
The cold winter months are approaching, and there are few joys more comforting during the chilly season than curling up in bed with a good read—especially when that read is HUSTLER! With that in mind, let’s hit the sheets for some under-the-covers humor courtesy of these hilarious HUSTLER cartoons. “Hello, honey. I flipped through one...
Hardcore Gratitude
As Thanksgiving approaches, some of our favorite adult-industry performers tell us what they’re most grateful for this year. It’s that season again! That special time where we take a moment to reflect and look back on the good moments that have happened to us this year. We reached out to a group of amazing, sexy...
Good Boning, More Moaning?
Does your partner’s silence during sex speak volumes about the amount of pleasure she’s experiencing? Experts and laypeople alike sound off on the topic. Every man’s erection enters a whole new realm of glass-cutting stiffness once the woman he’s bouncing up and down all over starts screaming, cussing and moaning like a wild yak on...
What’s My Line?
Some of our favorite XXX performers discuss the delicate art of porn acting. When we think about porn, vivid imagery of tits and cocks usually comes to mind. While that may be the portion that gets you to the moment of “explosion,” an often overlooked aspect of scenes is the dialogue! Not every adult star...
Sex-Positive Porn: Inclusive & Superhot
Most porn centers around men’s fantasies. Even when adult actresses take the reins and produce on their own, the product tends to be similar to that created by men for their male-centric audiences. That’s most porn. In recent years, however, several women have started to produce porn with an ethos to it. There are notable...
Starfuckers Anonymous
How to cope with the jealousy-inducing realization that your partner has fucked someone famous. Coming to grips with a partner’s sexual history can be difficult enough as it is. Although everyone has a past, our fragile egos can cause us to freak out when pondering all the genitals that came before us. But come on,...
Patrick Muldoon: Deadlocked!
The Starship Troopers star talks about his latest movie, working with Bruce Willis and his connection with HUSTLER. Patrick Muldoon has had a long career in Hollywood as an action star and his latest film, Saban Films’ wild offering Deadlock, pairs him with another action legend, Bruce Willis. The two lock horns when a group...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Sydney Cole
Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Sydney Cole, a compact beauty from the San Francisco Bay Area who packs a lot of sexual heat into her 5-2 frame. Sydney, whose passions include sports, exercise and lovers of both...
Friday Funnies: Good News!
Turn on the news on any given night, and chances are you won’t find much to chuckle about. Civil unrest, economic volatility, death, disease, tragedy—not exactly a laugh-riot, is it? Luckily, HUSTLER’s treasure trove of outrageous cartoons offer plenty of hilarious takes on the talking heads of the news media. Go ahead; tune in—and tune...
HUSTLER Classic: Oh, Memphis!
Ask most people what comes to mind when they think of Memphis, and you’ll likely get two answers: music and barbecue. Which is fair, but when it comes to Memphis Monroe, you’d be hard-pressed to find a song so sweet or a slab of meat so tasty as this blonde beauty. Memphis (who actually hails...
Tiny Dicks, Rise Up!
Fighting against the longstanding attitude that bigger is better, a mini-revolution is taking the shame out of having a small penis. There is a miniature revolution presently underway in the United States. It’s one where men with little between the legs are finally taking a stand against the shaming of short shafts. The goal of...
When She Wants to Fuck… Your Friend
Suspect that your girl and your best buddy are getting a little too chummy? We help you recognize the warning signs—and let you know what to do if your suspicions are correct. Men often fail to consider the potential perils of bringing their buddies around their girlfriends.They typically have enough faith in the unwritten bro...
“Forget that. This’ll get someone here in no time!”
“Forget that. This’ll get someone here in no time!”...
Toying Around
Some of our favorite performers discuss the special bonds they share with their sex toys. It’s the holiday season once again, when girls and boys the world over eagerly wait to see what new toys they’ll receive. And speaking of playthings, XXX performers not only please themselves for your viewing pleasure but have their own...
