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Call Me!

Yes, phone sex is still a thriving business in the internet age. We chatted with expert practitioners of this enduring craft to learn the secrets of their success. Phone sex has probably existed since the invention of the telephone. (Thanks, Alexander Graham Bell!) And despite the many technical advances that the sex industry has benefited...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Lena Love

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Lena Love, a blond beauty hailing from Prague, Czech Republic, which is also referred to as the City of a Hundred Spires—and if anyone’s capable of putting a pinnacle in a guy’s...

Code Red

We are out of time to act on our climate emergency. Action is needed right now… or humanity is cooked. Congratulations! If you were alive this past July—and if you’re reading this, there is a better than zero chance you were—you made history! You survived the hottest month ever recorded on planet Earth. Well done!...

Biden Was Right on Afghanistan

Numerous politicians and pundits have loudly criticized the President’s withdrawal of U.S. troops from Afghanistan. But even after seeing all of the chaotic scenes from Kabul, over 60% of Americans approve of the withdrawal and say the war was not worth the costs. After 20 stormy years of marriage, it was a messy divorce, but...

Taryn Manning: Going Great Guns

The actress and musician talks about her new film Every Last One of Them, her role in the upcoming Vanessa del Rio biopic The Latin From Manhattan and creating “pandemic depression” music. Actress and musician Taryn Manning has been on our radar ever since she appeared as Nola alongside Taraji P. Henson and Terrence Howard...

Halloween Humor

Are you ready for a collection of cartoons that’s all treat, no trick? We’re here to ring your bell with a hilarious celebration of the spooky season. It’s sure to “boo”-st your spirit! “I came as the poor and underprivileged. Harvey is Ronald Reagan’s reaction to them!”...

Jamie Kennedy: Still a Scream

The actor and comedian discusses the enduring legacy of his breakthrough film, his history with HUSTLER and on-set romance. In 1996, Scream revived the then-dying genre known as horror or slasher movies. The gory flick featured a young and beautiful cast of future stars including Drew Barrymore, Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, Skeet Ulrich, David Arquette...

Sex-Toy Switcheroo?

In case there was any question, it’s really not a good idea to bring pleasure products from previous relationships into your current partnership. The experts explain the various reasons why. Most of us would like to think of ourselves as sexually liberated, able to roll with the punches in just about any carnal situation,  no...

XXX Chemistry Class

Porn stars reveal how they make sure that they click with their scenemates to optimize their performances. What does it take to make magic happen during a sex scene, and how do you deal with a performer you just don’t click with? We reached out to several performers to ask them how they deal with...

XXX Name Game

What’s in a porn name? Never mind that old routine about combining your childhood pet and the street you grew up on—real adult-industry performers reveal how they came up with their noms de XXX.  Have you ever wondered how your favorite performers came up with their stage names? One internet meme has suggested that a...

Gleaming Spires: Ready for the Sex Girls

David Kendrick of Gleaming Spires on working with Devo and Sparks, collecting condoms and his enduring ’80s hit “Are You Ready for the Sex Girls?” If you listened to alternative radio in the 1980s, you know the song “Are You Ready for the Sex Girls?” by Gleaming Spires. And even if you didn’t, there’s a...

Scary Fuckers

Of the numerous emotions that sex can evoke, fear is typically pretty far down the list. But given that it’s almost Halloween—and we’re still grappling with an ongoing global pandemic—perhaps a few fright-infused fucks are appropriate. Prepare to be scared stiff!  This Ain’t Dracula XXX Sasha Knox & Talon This Ain’t American Horror Story XXX...

Double the Pleasure: The Joy of Multiple Partners

Mistress. Side chick. The other girlfriend. Whatever the second (or third or fourth) paramour of a man is named, it’s clear that there has been a longstanding tradition of guys fucking multiple women during the same time period.  “I am not into monogamy,” Fred* tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. “When I was a teenager, I remember getting in...

Friday Funnies: Military Mirth

It’s nearly Veterans Day, when we honor those who have served in the United States Armed Forces. With that in mind, let’s salute the nation’s brave servicemembers with a collection of uniformly outrageous cartoons. “Thank you for your service! I haven’t had good service like that in a long time!” “As with all military operations,...

Saturday Special: Naughty Nature Girls in the Wild Part V

It’s National Play Outside Day, and what better way to frolic in nature than with a group of beautiful babes stripping down in the Great Outdoors? Go ahead—enjoy some fresh air, sunshine and plenty of sweet, alfresco pussy! And when you’re done with these free-range beauties, make sure to check out our previous installments of...

Rise of the Sex Robots

The sex doll industry is creating sex robots that not only look and feel human—they can also serve as fully interactive companions. But will android lovers ever really replace flesh-on-flesh intimacy? Sex dolls have really come a long way from a time when, for less than 40 bucks, a desperate man could take home an inflatable...

Big Ol’ Naturals

Some women were blessed by the mammary gods, and this is our chance to bow before them, worship their natural bounty of boob and offer support (just in case their bras can’t)! Below are five titty-rich performers who opened up their mouths and blouses and let us take a gander at their beautiful breasts!  ...

Whoa, Mama! Sex and Pregnancy

Is it possible to keep up a satisfying sex life through morning sickness and fatigue? And how do you prioritize intimacy once the baby arrives? Read on for answers. It’s common for sexual relationships to start off hot and heavy and then dip when things get busy or stressful. Often, these dips work themselves out:...

Jay Jay French: A Twisted Tale

Twisted Sister’s guitarist and manager discusses the business of music, his new book and whether rock is dead. Everyone knows Jay Jay French from his decades as the lead guitarist for the band Twisted Sister. Their hits “We’re Not Gonna Take It” and “I Wanna Rock” were the gateway soundtrack into heavy metal for the...

Friday Funnies: The Aliens Are Coming!

The truth is out there—and so are these outrageous cartoons featuring close encounters of the perverted kind! Go ahead, enjoy some out-of-this-world humor. “Of course not! We’ve been picking up your television broadcasts. Don’t take us anywhere near your fuckin’ leader!” “FORGET THE LURES! EARTHLING MALES ALWAYS BITE ON LIVE BAIT!” “Americans deserve what they...

HUSTLER Triple Threat: Sophia Knight

Welcome back to HUSTLER Triple Threat, where we celebrate babes who’ve pulled off the HUSTLER Honey hat trick!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Sophia Knight, a blond knockout from the U.K. who, thankfully, has been generous enough to share her sexual charms with the readers of America’s Magazine on three separate—and stunning—occasions. ...

Men Want Stronger Orgasms, Too!

The ladies aren’t the only ones who crave more intense climaxes. Fortunately, we have some tips for guys to achieve bigger, better finishes. There’s a slew of articles on the internet written by dissatisfied women about how they’re not having orgasms. You might have seen one of these inflammatory essays. The headlines often read like...

Porn Power Couples

Every couple has its ups and its downs. Now imagine navigating the choppy waters of a relationship while throwing dual porn careers into the mix! The trials, tribulations, victories and landmarks that fill a typical relationship no doubt become even more intense when both partners have what most people would consider an “unorthodox” occupation. We...

Saturday Special: Pop-Shot Parade

Craving a little release? Looking for an explosive good time? We have just what you need! We’re popping off with a big, juicy load of fun for your viewing pleasure. Go ahead; put yourself in a sticky situation with some of HUSTLER’s hottest pop-shots. Cindy & Robbie  Ember Snow  Autumn Falls August & Eric Masterson...

HUSTLER Legends: Jillian Janson

Whether she’s scaring fans’ pants off in her mainstream horror films or enticing them to drop their drawers with her XXX offerings, Jillian Janson is a fearsome talent who can’t be ignored. Jillian Janson is a scary-talented porn phenomenon—in the best way possible.  The Minneapolis-born beauty isn’t just the pretty face and knockout body that...

Jerking for a Living

Thinking about becoming a sperm donor to pick up some extra cash? Here are the ins and outs of masturbating for profit. Men are constantly jerking off. It’s one of the few activities, outside of playing video games and drinking beer, that most are happy to do free of charge. However, many are unaware that...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Addie Andrews

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we focus our attention and affection on Addie Andrews. Hailing from Bay Center, Washington, this blond beauty is a small-town girl with with big-time sex appeal. That sex appeal was on full display in Addie’s maiden HUSTLER pictorial, the June...

Friday Funnies: Oh, Baby!

In the mood for some infantile humor? You’re in luck—because we’re giving birth to a virtual nursery full of cartoons to kid around with. Get ready for some goo-goo ha-ha! “We think he’s a Republican…” “I got this baby stuff figured out. I just shit my pants, scream my head off, and before I know...

A Catholic man confessed to his priest…

A Catholic man confessed to his priest, “I missed a short putt while golfing yesterday and said a four-letter word.” “How short?” the priest inquired. “An inch and a half.” “Holy shit!” the priest cried out. “How the fuck could you miss that putt?!”...

The first-grade teacher, Ms. Brown, asked her class…

The first-grade teacher, Ms. Brown, asked her class to share something exciting that had happened at home over the weekend. Little Johnny immediately raised his hand, making the teacher nervous. The tyke could be a tad crude at times. But he was the only kid with his hand up, so Ms. Brown felt she had...

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