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Jed got married before ever being intimate with his…

Jed got married before ever being intimate with his virgin fiancée or any woman. On the hillbilly’s wedding night he called his father for some advice. “Loretta and I are in the bedroom, Pa. What do we do now?” Thinking that nature would take its course, Jed’s dad barked, “Take off all her clothes and...

After a movie date, Joey took his girlfriend Sylvia home around…

After a movie date, Joey took his girlfriend Sylvia home around… midnight and was feeling horny. Brimming with confidence, he leaned his arm against the door frame and asked, “Will you give me a blowjob?” Sylvia was horrified. “Are you crazy?!” she yelped. “My parents will see us!” “Who’s gonna see us at this hour?”...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Cindy Starfall

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Cindy Starfall, a pint-sized beauty from Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam, who packs a megaton of sex appeal into her diminutive frame.  The 4’ 11” stunner, who moved to the United States...

Kate and Victor were lying in bed after having sex…

Kate and Victor were lying in bed after having sex. Kate looked at her husband and thought, What a twit! He’s clueless that I’ve been fucking his best friend. As Victor gazed at his wife, he asked himself, Why does Kate’s pussy taste like Steve’s dick?...

Boning the Help: A Cautionary Tale

Sure, banging your hot maid might be tempting, but be forewarned; it can lead to a very messy situation in more ways than one. Everyone needs a little help from time to time. Be it cleaning the house, babysitting the kids, walking the dog or making beer runs when the lord of the manor gets...

Saturday Special: Brunet Bush Brigade Part V

It’s getting late into the year, and—climate change notwithstanding—temperatures are dropping, bringing a chill to the air. What better way to keep yourself warm than by cozying up with dark, welcoming tufts of pubes attached to red-hot brunet babes? Go ahead; dive into the bush.  Savannah Sixx Kira Noir Bush Supporter Brooke Haze Nicole Sage...

Naomi James

“I love HUSTLER,” says Naomi James, 22, an emergency medical technician from Sandusky, Ohio. “I dreamed of being in it, and I sometimes look at the magazine and masturbate, making me want to fuck. I hope your readers think about fucking me when they go to bed.” The 5-foot-6 skin-mag...

Monica Monroe

“My holidays are rife with naughtiness,” admits Monica Monroe, 30, an event planner from Sacramento, California. “My most memorable Christmas was when a guy and I went skiing, and our villa had a huge glass window that passersby could see into. With the curtains drawn and the fireplace blazing, he...

Genevieve Sinn

“Being featured in HUSTLER was one of my goals as I began a sideline career in the adult industry,” declares graphic artist Genevieve Sinn, 23. “Before the pandemic I was a Showgirl of the Month at Larry Flynt’s HUSTLER Club in Las Vegas.” Hailing from Salem, Massachusetts—a burg renowned for...

The Worst Abortion Law Yet

Texas recently trumped other red states in the race to pass the most restrictive abortion law in the country. It’s a “fetal heartbeat” law, meaning that as soon as an ultrasound can detect cardiac activity in a human embryo (not yet a fetus), usually at around six weeks, it is illegal to abort in Texas—though...

Flula Borg: “I Love America”

Flula Borg is the rarest of species: A happy-go-lucky Hun. As confusing as the idea of an irrepressible German might be, equally confounding is the successful career Flula’s carved out in American entertainment, based as it is on his work as a “hype man,” loading “dope” tunes to YouTube and cheery chats on Conan—okay, plus...

Flex Appeal

Beauty. Power. Perfection. Truly, muscle girls are the magical trifecta. Come worship with us at the altar of carved abs, because jacked beauty queens are your new god now. Does anything evoke strength quite like bulging biceps? Or granite-hard quads? The way they ripple and glisten, basted in sweat…You know what? Strength is sexy as...

Asshole of the Month: Brett Kavanaugh

Ever since Chief Justice Earl Warren presided over the Supreme Court’s great expansion of civil rights laws in the 1960s, conservatives have been bitching about so-called “activist” liberal judges taking over the role of Congress in deciding how the nation should be governed. The judges should just abide by the strict letter of the Constitution,...

Censorship: The Game

America is going through some pretty heavy shit right now. Between the war on women in Texas to the less-funny-by-the-second anti-vax movement, patriotism is in short supply these days. But like a mother lecturing her fussy child about how those starving kids in Africa would kill for some Brussels sprouts, one thing remains true: thank...

Before the Ball Drops

With a new calendar year right around the corner, time is running out fast for completing those 2021 to-dos. Maybe you resolved to start working out (lifting beer is exercise, right?) or watch less porn (how dare you—I thought we were friends). If you’re one of those fun-loving couples who see sex as sport, then...

Naughty Noël

Well, the weather outside is frightful, but the porn is so delightful… Christmas is a time for family, food, bad sweaters and perhaps most importantly yuletide-themed adult content from all of your favorite creators. So, in the spirit of the season, let’s take a moment to recognize the Santa-like generosity of models who work so...

Gooning 101

Do you goon? Are you a gooner or goonette? Do you have a goon cave? How many screens? Are you a hand jockey, or are toys part of your repertoire? Do you identify as pornosexual? If you want to masturbate with the best, then it’s time to level up and goon. Welcome to the unapologetically...

The Geography of Hot

What makes a country sexy? Is it the people? The food? The availability of nude beaches? It’s nebulous at best, and any attempts to quantify it would be in vain. But when did that ever stop people from trying? A recent attempt by writer Yasmin Harisha for The Sun (UK) made the case using mostly...

Wonder Domme?

That bustier, those bracelets—and don’t forget the golden lariat! Is it any wonder that our favorite metahuman is steeped in BDSM culture? No? Well, we’re going to explain it anyway. HUSTLER proudly presents…Wonder Woman: XXX Origins. The fierce Amazon is a force to be reckoned with in a male-dominated world, but let’s go back to...

Kitty Quinn

“To get in the mood for sex, I wear dresses with nothing but a thong underneath. What better way to trigger a man than with a flash of exposed booty? I have sex quite often. With my partner, several times a week. And with myself? Several times a week! I...

Hannah Le

“In general, I’m a pretty private person, but I am also goofy, a believer in positivity and a hopeless romantic. It takes a courageous heart to love, and I admire people who are willing to be vulnerable. I enjoy creating art because I can find empowerment through my own vulnerability—expressing...

Kenzie Madison

“Before I got into the industry, I was a webcam girl. I didn’t realize at first that to make money I’d have to touch myself. But once I figured out what to do, I ended up liking being on camera. It was a turn-on to know that guys were jerking...

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