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More Ball Droppings: Another New Year’s Parade of Pop Shots

A new year is upon us—and let’s hope like hell that it’s better than the last couple of trips around the sun.  To get things started off right, let’s enjoy a warm, sticky celebration of beautiful babes receiving an explosive treat. And feel free to pop your own cork while you’re at it.  When you’re...

That Cheating Bastard!

Suspect that your partner is stepping out on you? The bad news is, you might be right. The worse news? Your suspicion itself could be destroying your relationship. In a relationship, there can be times when one of the partners starts to suspect the other is a no-good cheating bastard. They might not know the...

Gina Maria

“To me, HUSTLER represents empowerment, body positivity and owning your sexuality. I used to be shy, but gained confidence through modeling. I started in fashion when I was 17 and nude modeling when I turned 18. It made me feel self-assured. “Great sex involves passion, communication and openness. Tell your...

Hump-Day Special: Lingerie Lovedolls Vol. 9

Hot chicks in skimpy lingerie—there’s nothing better, except for when those hot chicks strip off that lingerie and show off the goods underneath! With that said, let’s dive into a lap-melting collection of beautiful Honeys slipping out of something more comfortable for some stark-naked fun. And when you’re done here, make sure to check out...

Hump-Day Special: Asses High, Part III

Get ready for a booty-ful experience; we’re bringing up the rear once again with another mouthwatering collection of HUSTLER’s cheekiest Honeys! Go ahead, bottom out! Cherry Kiss Hannah Le  Angel Youngs  Baby Nicols Scarlett Hampton Aspen Parker Liv Wild...

Hair Apparent

Looking to put yourself in a hairy situation? Get tangled up in the hirsute charms of these fabulously furry beauties. There is no right or wrong way when it comes to body hair. However, we need to have a serious conversation about the erotic virtues of wild, untamed bush and beautiful body fuzz. Hair down...

Jessica Lockwood

“I was raised with the three Fs-family, food and fun! The last one, fun, has changed a bit since I was little. I guess I replaced playing dolls with playing drums. I love music! South­ern rock is really my favorite: Skynyrd, ZZ Top, Molly Hatchet is the kind of stuff...

The Terrible Waste of Cryptocurrencies

Bitcoin, Ethereum and other cryptocurrencies are all the rage now, with investors large and small around the world playing the game. Some have made fortunes. The foresight to buy ten Bitcoins in 2009, when they were selling for $1 each, would yield the tidy sum of approximately $600,000 today. There are currently hundreds of cryptocurrencies...

Eufrat

“I can’t resist chocolate. It’s like a drug, and I must have it every day. My hobbies include walking my dog, reading a good book or playing sports. I like to live a pretty normal life, although I can get wild sometimes. Once I went to a football game, and...

Saturday Special: Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. V

Already tired of the frigid winter weather? Here’s the bad news—we still have a looooong way to go until spring. And now the good news—we’re heating things up with another collection of droolworthy HUSTLER models showing off their skimpy swimwear and stripping down for flesh-friendly fun! Go ahead, dive in. And when you’re done with...

A XXX Guide to Dealing With Trolls

Online bullies are rampant, and unfortunately they seem to particularly enjoy harassing adult-industry workers. Some of our favorite performers share their experiences with trolls and tips on how to deal with them. Online bullies are an unavoidable part of the internet. Adult stars seem to be inexplicably targeted, which brings up numerous questions. Why is...

All Pussies Are Pretty!

Never mind the labiaplasty—your vaginas look great just the way they are, ladies! Read on as we explain how every snatch is beautiful in its own way. Pussy comes in all shapes and sizes—and apparently, for some people, that’s a problem. Come to find out, women are just as sensitive about the appearance of their...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Gina Maria

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Gina Maria. The blond stunner with the knockout curves hails from Ann Arbor, Michigan, which is often referred to as Tree Town—and this beauty is definitely capable of making guys sprout long,...

Hump-Day Special: Busty Blond Babes IV

Need a pick-me-up to get you out of the midweek blahs? Don’t worry; we have some big things in store for you.  You’re sure to get a lift from these big-top blondes, so step right up and get right off! Skye Blue  Randy Moore  Kylie Page  Jesse Jane  Jacky Sinn  Lily Ivy...

Dear Virgin Me

Men and women share the things they wish they could have told themselves before they started having sex. In the 1985 cinematic classic Back to the Future, Marty McFly traveled to the past and almost hooked up with his mom. While most people would not do that with their special time-travel opportunity, the ability to...

Friday Funnies: Oh, God!

Need a few good chuckles? Your prayers have been answered! Join us as we enjoy some divine laughs courtesy of the Man Upstairs. Lord Almighty, you’re in for a good time!  “Wow! I feel like shit! I think I’ll create cancer and Republicans.” “If I hear one more word about Intelligent Design, I’m gonna turn...

Saturday Special: Hats Off to Honeys

Yes, we know; HUSTLER Honeys are usually cherished and appreciated for how they look without clothes. But given that it’s National Hat Day, we’re giving a tip of the cap to the gorgeous babes who seriously rock the headgear while wowing us with their jaw-dropping bodies.  Emily Willis Jenna Foxx Keep on Truckin’ Jana Cova...

Samantha

“I try to keep my private life separate from my porn persona. Is that weird? I don’t know. Even though I enjoy having sex on camera, I get nervous talking about myself. But I’ll reveal a few things. Let’s see. I’m Hungarian, I like to travel, and my real name...

Reyna DeLaCruz

“I want to be the type of girl you can’t get out of your head. I live to fuck and suck, and I’m a self-proclaimed BJ queen. I find the taste of cum delicious, so go ahead, pop in my mouth. But you know what? I like girls too. I...

Blake Blossom

“I have a bubbly personality, and I like making people laugh. I’m creative. Being in this industry can push you into wanting to people-please, but I try to avoid that and instead speak my mind and do what I want to do. Before I got into porn, I went to...

Cadence Lux & Kenzie Taylor

“I didn’t start messing around with women until I was in college. I checked out girls in high school, but I was too afraid to act on it then. In college, I finally felt free to explore my sexuality. And oh, my God! Now I have threesomes all the time....

Cashmere & Brutus

They first noticed each other at the condo pool two days ago, and ever since Brutus has spent all of his time there, hoping to catch sight of Cashmere again, hoping to hook up. He’d just moved in, but one look at her lovely curves, and he was done. It...

Munching with Missy

When you want to learn how to do something right, you go to the experts. And while gay men don’t have an exclusive on eating ass, it certainly pays to listen to someone who does it with passion and gusto. Last November, Vice contributor Navin Noronha shared his insight into the joys of anilingus and...

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