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Mikayla

By way of San Angelo, Texas, Mikayla Lee was so hyped to model nude, she peeled down to her birthday suit just hours after turning 18 during the Bush-Cheney administration. “I hope your readers like me,” declared the 5-foot-7 darling, an ardent skinny-dipper and Web surfer who insisted she was...

Patti

It’s time to meet an “outgoing, straight and very sexual” deli manager from New Caney, Texas. “I have never done anything like this,” announces Patti, who’ll be blowing out 28 birthday candles in August. “When my boyfriend suggested sending in pics of me to HUSTLER, I said, ‘Why not?’ I...

Nicole

“Thank you from the bottom of my heart for printing my first nude pictures,” expresses this “energetic, sociable and intelligent” shot girl from Chardon, Ohio. “HUSTLER is a very popular magazine, and I am honored to be in it.” Hey, we’re tickled pink that 19-year-old Nicole has come our way...

Shayna

“I love sex, animals and cheerleading,” roars Shayna, 29, a rah-rah-rah veterinary technician from Redmond, Washington. Adept at lifting spirits (and a short skirt), the 5-foot-3 Nip/Tuck, networking and anal buff exults, “I love to show off, and my husband gets a kick out of it. He’s even told a...

Candy Ann

“I wanted to appear nude in HUSTLER ever since I turned 18,” bellows this “bubbly and bi” 22-year-old from Akron, Ohio. “It just took a while to find an excellent photographer. I believe the naked body is a work of art that should be shown off for the whole world...

Natily & Alex

Natily Taylor, who’ll be turning 20 in November, is a “fun and bi-curious” waitress from Truckee, California. The 5-foot-6 cutie’s interests range from writing, drawing and Insane Clown Posse to shooting at gun ranges and riding horses, but two others are more interesting: “I love giving blow jobs and having...

Remy Martin

“I watch every Chicago Bears game,” announces Remy Martin, 32, who was born and raised in the Windy City. Now the sailing, cooking and Whirlyball buff is eager to be watched baring it all in Beaver Hunt. “Since first learning about HUSTLER, I’ve been a fan. Every fans’ dream is...

Mia Gold

“I’ve dreamed about being in HUSTLER Magazine since I was a young girl,” declares Mia Gold, 24, an “ex-porn chick” from Las Vegas with a stellar résumé. “My most memorable experience was a HUSTLER flick,” she recalls. “Two’s company; three’s a crowd; four or more is a party! I played...

Lexy

“I feel that I become happier, prettier and stronger when I pose naked,” marvels Lexy, 23, a “fun and pumped” tractor supply store’s girl Friday from Painesville, Ohio. “Eight years ago I was diagnosed with arterial venous malformations and lost my speech and couldn’t walk or use my hands for...

Willow Love

“One time I went skinny-dipping with some friends,” recalls this “chill, sweet and down-to-earth tomboy” from Eugene, Oregon. “They thought it would be funny to take off with all my clothes. So I had to run through the neighborhood completely naked to get home. I was hiding behind every tree,...

Kai Love

“I am always in control,” claims Kai Love, 24, a nomadic Hawaiian who’s bounced around California for the past few years, holing up in Victorville, Chula Vista, Santa Cruz and now San Francisco. “If you want me sexually, you’re going to have to earn it.” For giving us a peek...

Starr

“I get my exercise by walking around town and checking things out,” discloses Starr, 21, an administrative assistant from Albany, New York. Now she’s up for being checked out in the altogether by HUSTLER readers. “I’m definitely not bashful,” the 5-foot-1 neophyte asserts. “I like to have sex in places...

Nina Ferrari

“I’m in two skin businesses, so why wouldn’t I want to be naked in Larry Flynt’s skin mag?” asks Nina Ferrari from Waco, Texas. “I’ve been an exotic dancer since the late 1990s and an esthetician for ten years. I’m also a lash stylist, which has nothing to do with...

Corynn Conrad

“I’m used to being punished for exposing my body,” states this “spunky, happy and talkative” resident of Reno, Nevada. “I was fired at an Applebee’s for flashing my newly pierced nipples! So I just had to be naked where it’s legal and accepted, like HUSTLER Magazine.” But before heading our...

Valkyrie

Anatomy of the Spirit is one of Valkyrie’s favorite books, and now the 5-foot-7 “wild card” from Dallas, Texas, can lift viewers’ spirits by showing off her voluptuous anatomy from head to toe. “I’ve been naked in many places,” Valkyrie relates. “I’d walk around naked all of the time if...

Kimi Amor

“HUSTLER is a fun magazine and full of information,” touts Kimi Amor, 24, a “bubbly, random and boisterous” entertainer from Albuquerque, New Mexico. “I love that it has a variety of women.” Our diversity has now been embellished by the 5-foot-1 painting, fitness and pole-dancing devotee, whose first taste of...

Chyna Doll

February honors a prognosticating groundhog and sentimental lovebirds. So we’ve found the perfect time to unwrap a Gopher State denizen who’s extremely amorous in her private life and professionally. “Thank you so much for the opportunity to show off  my beauty and sex appeal,” coos Chyna Doll, 23, a self-described...

Natalee

“I’m a hot MILF and wanted to show everyone my body after having three kids,” proclaims Natalee, 27, from Buffalo, New York. It’s nice knowing that the Rust Belt city boasts more than Super Bowl futility and an average annual snowfall of almost eight feet. Flatwater paddling, running and softball...

Kiki

“I always thought it would be interesting to appear naked in a magazine,” declares Kiki, 23, a “personable” exotic dancer from Laramie, Wyoming. “When the opportunity presented itself, I said why not?” When asked to list a few of her interests, the 5-foot-4 Cowboy Stater replies, “Traveling, riding my bicycle...

Christina Skye

July is a special month at HUSTLER. The first edition of Larry Flynt’s flagship mag was dated July 1974, Beaver Hunt debuted in the July ’76 issue, and one of its tallest and most uninhibited participants was born in July ’78. Detroit’s Christina Skye stands almost 5-foot-11, and there’s little...

Shell

This “best damn mom in the world” resides in Sadsbury Township, Pennsylvania, and has sure come out of her shell. “I’m up for showing off my little bad parts,” pipes Shell, 28, a fancier of “basketball, pornos, threesomes and foursomes.” Also a self-proclaimed “patriot who loves America and never gives...

Athena Loveless

Since HUSTLER was born in Ohio, we now unveil an outstanding Buckeye Stater. “The nude female body is a universally recognized symbol of sexual expression,” reckons Athena Loveless, 20, a pet-care specialist out of Cleveland. “By posing nude in your magazine, I’ve become a vessel for that sexual expression. Also,...

Mercedes, Kayla & Eve

Since the Bicentennial Year, HUSTLER has popularized a synonym for vagina with the world’s most famous amateur coozefest. Here’s a look back at more than two dozen standouts from the past ten years. Have we discovered the best nookie in your neighborhood?

Morianna

“I get off taking naked pictures for Larry Flynt and all his readers,” trumpets Morianna Morgue, 24, a “freaky nympho hippie” from Bloomington, Indiana. Since sending us her first batch, she’s become a leg-spreading legacy. In July ’07 the 5-foot-4 Insane Clown Posse,Ween, Pink Floyd, GTA, cocksucking, bondage and anal...

Miss Anthropy

Back in July 1976 our very first Beaver hailed from Aspen, Colorado, so we’re anchoring this milestone roundup with another Rocky Mountain Stater. “I love my body and being photographed,” raves Miss Anthropy, 28, a Boulder bookkeeper. “I’ve had sex in my car on the side of a busy road...

Chloe Collens

“I’ve been naked just about everywhere,” states this “smart, open-minded and sultry” 36-year-old from New York City. “Not only is it sexy, but it’s also liberating and empowering. I’ve pumped gas and driven around nude in a convertible, and I’ve even been to the Naked City in France (Cap d’Agde),...

Aivalia Do’Urden

“Nudity is something I strongly support,” announces Aivalia Do’Urden, 24, a “stubborn, confident and logical” graphic designer from Hellam, Pennsylvania. “I went streaking in the neighborhood once or twice during my teen years, and I’ve been to a few parties where pretty much everyone was naked. I also sleep naked...

Jade

“I’ve always been a sensual, sexual and outgoing woman,” proclaims Jade, 47, a bachelor-party entertainer from Royal Oak, Michigan. “Being in front of a camera always makes me hot to be nude, but showing off my juicy pussy in HUSTLER Magazine would be the ultimate affirmation of my modeling ability....

Cassie

This “outgoing, kind and inspirational” resident of Ravenna, Ohio, will be hitting the 21stbirthday milestone in August, and she’s already mapped out the big occasion. “I’m gonna get wasted and have a romantic sexual experience to end my night just right,” Cassie vows. The 5-foot-1 Call of Duty  whiz is...

Crystal Jon

“I’m too naughty and adventurous to stay at a job where you must wear clothing and behave yourself,” reckons Crystal Jon, 35, from Winslow, Arizona. “I’ve had a bunch of them. I even worked on a farm one summer and was an assistant coordinator for a chamber of commerce. But...

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