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Jordie

“It’s exciting to know that guys will be looking at my pictures,” reckons Jordie, 27, a “promiscuous Eskimo” from Anchorage, Alaska. “I hope they get turned on. I love being naked, and I don’t care who sees me. During a getaway to Hawaii, while it was probably ten below zero...

Terra

Beavers who don’t build dams seem to be an endangered species here of late, but we’ve squeezed in seven, starting with this “laid-back, funny and inquisitive” burlesque performer from Parma, Ohio. “Modeling nude for a magazine was something I’d never gotten around to,” states Terra Incognita, 31. “So I figured,...

Ms. Savannah

“I want to be successful in the adult-entertainment industry,” declares this 5-foot-11 ex-schoolteacher from Savannah, Georgia, who’ll be celebrating her 44th B-day in October and is anything but celibate. “I may look like a shy, innocent person, and my interests are floral design and Bruce Willis flicks, but I think...

Becky Ann

“I love showing off my body,” marvels this “spoiled” housewife from Corsicana, Texas. “I’ve never turned down a dare.” That explains why Becky Ann, 22, has frolicked on a picnic table, took part in a four-girl orgy and sent us pics. “Men get horny when they see my shaved cooter,”...

Reagan

“This whole opportunity is absolutely awesome,” raves Reagan, 19, a “trustworthy, loyal, seductive and wild” stripper out of New Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. “I went to Catholic school for eight years, I was a virgin until I was 17, and now I’m in HUSTLER. I love being nude, and I love sex,...

Caressa

Asked why she wished to pose nude for HUSTLER, Caressa replies, “I don’t think Larry Flynt would let me appear dressed. I’ve long admired HUSTLER Magazine. I feel the images exude true sex appeal, unlike other publications that seem very stiff to me.” The 5-foot-3 Dallas, Texas, native may be...

Elisabeth Hansel

“I like to make people feel comfortable and relaxed,” says this “dorky and old-fashioned” massage therapist from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. As you can see, 20-year-old Elisabeth Hansel— whose pastimes include rescuing animals, Mancala, reading and “playing with myself pretty much every day”—is quite comfortable as a rookie nude model: “When...

Vivienne Cortez

“It has been a lifelong dream of mine to pose for HUSTLER,” states webcam girl Vivienne Cortez, 30, a New Jersey native who now holes up in Las Vegas. “I enjoy being salacious, and I feel that Larry Flynt’s magazine is an awesome place to express myself. I’m outgoing, sassy,...

April Showers

Larry Flynt is a hero to me and my husband, and there is nobody else I’d rather pose for,” proclaims April Showers, 32, a “freaky, affectionate and sensual” oral radiography student from Baltimore, Maryland. The 5-foot-4 HUSTLER diehard, who’s “very orally skilled with both men and women,” is also an...

Angelina

“It is an honor to be published in HUSTLER,” declares college student Angelina, 22, a fashion-merchandising major from Salem, Ohio. We’re tickled pink that the 5-foot-6 Buckeye Stater—who labels herself as “funny, cute and shy at first”—has dropped by to be fashionably nude. “I’ve been naked at a beach at...

Leija

“I’m an ex-Mormon, so I wanted to do something shocking,” trumpets Leija, 26, a skin-mag tyro from Provo, Utah. “I love being naked and the center of attention.” But the 5-foot-6 Beehive Stater—who’s big on “dancing at clubs, partying and drinking”—loathes steady employment. “I float between jobs,” Leija explains. “I...

Marcy

“I always wanted my body to be exposed,” reveals this “energetic and very persistent” dental assistant from Scottsdale, Arizona. “So being naked in HUSTLER was the perfect way to come out of my shell.” And at a perfect time: Marcy will turn 19 in June. By the way, the 5-foot-7...

Lisa Marie

“I wanted to get out of my normal comfort zone and take a bold step,” professes this medical-field worker from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. But Lisa Marie, 23, might not be content to titillate only Beaver Hunt  peepers. “I’ve thought about testing out the topless laws in various cities,” the 5-foot-10 newbie...

Natalie Summers

Getting this “kindhearted and generous” 20-year-old from Chico, California, to join the Beaver colony wasn’t hard at all. “I was born in the nude,” Natalie Summers notes. “I sleep in the nude. I guess I’m at my best nude! I’m a good person who enjoys life and trying new things.”...

Tabatha

“Being naked is my passion, and being naked in HUSTLER was my goal,” toots Tabatha, 26, an “outgoing and bi” waitress from Portland, Oregon. “I know your readers will love seeing my body.” Not to mention learning what the 5-foot-2 Beaver Stater does in her spare time: “I like American...

Cher Tyme

“I thought it would be fun to pose for your mag,” declares this “flirtatious and personable” 18-year-old from San Diego. “Now that I did some pics at home, and showed how patriotic I am, I’d like to be naked getting photographed in Times Square. New York City and Australia are...

Myra

Back when Beaver Hunt debuted, muffs were a dime a dozen. Now they’re an endangered species. So props to Myra, a songwriter from Parker, Colorado. She is hairy down there, will be 45 in July and is nostalgic.“Thirty years from now I can remember how I looked without clothes on,”...

Kali Sunshine

“I thought being in HUSTLER Magazine was an untouchable idea, but it looks like I was mistaken,” acknowledges this “bi-curious, down-to-earth and approachable” show girl from Appleton, Wisconsin. “I’ve always loved being in front of the camera, and I really love posing nude!” For those curious about 24-year-old Kali Sunshine’s...

Taylor Rebekah

“Birthday sex is the best gift ever,” asserts this “sweet, compassionate and self-confident” resident of Pflugerville, Texas. Seeing as how Taylor Rebekah will blow out 26 candles in July, we’ll bestow a platonic gift: 250 smackers for baring her breathtaking bod in Beaver Hunt’s 38th-anniversary roundup. (In HUSTLER lore, 1976...

Lisa Mae

“I’m just all-around horny and kinky,” admits this supermarket cashier from Tacoma, Washington. “At my old job at a hotdog stand I’d masturbate with frozen corndogs in the restroom.” Lisa Mae, who’ll be turning 27 in July, is a super amateur. “I love to be naked, and I love when...

Mayleigh May

“Doing Beaver Hunt was my loving companion’s idea, and I’ll do anything to make him happy,” states Mayleigh May, 29, a personal assistant from Mount Sterling, Illinois. “HUSTLER is one of our favorite mags because amateur girls like me can pose nude. We also respect Larry Flynt a lot because...

Evil-Lynn

“At home I’m always naked,” reveals this “caring, considerate and kinky” topless dancer from Red Wing, Minnesota. “I like to be ready!” Having served her country as an Army mechanic, 29-year-old Evil-Lynn has now enlisted in America’s favorite amateur-modeling showcase. “I’m real excited about being in Beaver Hunt,” marvels the...

Isabella

ISSUE: August ’09 HOMETOWN: Mendocino, CA OCCUPATION: Waitress NAKED TRUTH: “I watch TV naked all the time. The pizza guy loves me. I like sucking dick, but to make it fair, I also like to get y pussy licked. Right now I’m really into threesomes with girls.” Since the Bicentennial...

Candii Staxx

“I’m always hankering to be naked,” admits Candii Staxx, 28, from Dallas, Texas. “I feel free and so alive. Modeling nude is an even bigger turn-on because guys everywhere will be looking at me. I guess you could call me an exhibitionist.” No wonder the 5-foot-7 cutie has chosen a...

Ebony

Some ladies need a little nudge to first ditch their duds in the great outdoors. Twenty-one-year-old Ebony for example. “I ran through a park naked on a dare,” recalls the “very humble, unique and fun-loving” resident of Fayetteville, Arkansas. But now Ebony’s quite comfy flaunting her bare body for HUSTLER...

Kitty

Here’s an “outgoing” waitress from Spokane, Washington, who “always wanted to model nude” and isn’t spoken for. “I’m single, but I date a lot of guys and girls,” coos Kitty, 26, an Insane Clown Posse devotee with three big kicks: swimming, furry hentai and sex. “I will try anything and...

Christina Antoinette

“My goal is to be an international sex symbol within three years,” vows Christina Antoinette, 24, an “outgoing, adventurous and fun” skin-mag newbie from Newport Beach, California. She’s knockin’ on the door. The onetime ballet prodigy pirouetted to success in pole-dancing competitions, then recently took a bigger step: heading to...

Penelope

“I travel as much as I can,” divulges Penelope, 45, a “funny, nice and sexy” divorcée who was born in Peru and now resides in Washington, D.C. “I always like visiting new places and doing new things. I’m also very open-minded. That’s why I finally tried nude modeling.” On that...

Misty

“I want everyone to see every inch of my petite body,” announces Misty, 29, a legal assistant from Dallas, Texas. “I love showing it off in pantyhose or nothing at all. I’m a nudist at heart and an open-minded, confident and witty firecracker.” The 5-foot-0 Tex-Mex hottie is also a...

Tata

Anchoring our shorter-than-usual roundup is a 5-foot-1 newcomer who doesn’t hail from Anchorage but is quite arousing thanks to a smokin’ bod and shortage of attire. “I’m confident, friendly, outgoing and willing to try anything,” reckons Tata, 26, a stay-at-home mom from Louisville, Kentucky, with a yen for NASCAR (especially...

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