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July 2024

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HUSTLER Beaver Shell
I've been called a trailer-trash chick. Could be 'cause I love getting stuffed by double-wide dicks.

About Shell

This “best damn mom in the world” resides in Sadsbury Township, Pennsylvania, and has sure come out of her shell. “I’m up for showing off my little bad parts,” pipes Shell, 28, a fancier of “basketball, pornos, threesomes and foursomes.” Also a self-proclaimed “patriot who loves America and never gives up,” the 5-foot-2 newcomer is tailor-made for our July showcase. Embodying Larry Flynt’s adage “Think Pink,” Shell is a dandy splaytriot and, from what she discloses, “energetic in bed.”

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