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Elisabeth Hansel

“I like to make people feel comfortable and relaxed,” says this “dorky and old-fashioned” massage therapist from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. As you can see, 20-year-old Elisabeth Hansel— whose pastimes include rescuing animals, Mancala, reading and “playing with myself pretty much every day”—is quite comfortable as a rookie nude model: “When...

Vivienne Cortez

“It has been a lifelong dream of mine to pose for HUSTLER,” states webcam girl Vivienne Cortez, 30, a New Jersey native who now holes up in Las Vegas. “I enjoy being salacious, and I feel that Larry Flynt’s magazine is an awesome place to express myself. I’m outgoing, sassy,...

April Showers

Larry Flynt is a hero to me and my husband, and there is nobody else I’d rather pose for,” proclaims April Showers, 32, a “freaky, affectionate and sensual” oral radiography student from Baltimore, Maryland. The 5-foot-4 HUSTLER diehard, who’s “very orally skilled with both men and women,” is also an...

Angelina

“It is an honor to be published in HUSTLER,” declares college student Angelina, 22, a fashion-merchandising major from Salem, Ohio. We’re tickled pink that the 5-foot-6 Buckeye Stater—who labels herself as “funny, cute and shy at first”—has dropped by to be fashionably nude. “I’ve been naked at a beach at...

Leija

“I’m an ex-Mormon, so I wanted to do something shocking,” trumpets Leija, 26, a skin-mag tyro from Provo, Utah. “I love being naked and the center of attention.” But the 5-foot-6 Beehive Stater—who’s big on “dancing at clubs, partying and drinking”—loathes steady employment. “I float between jobs,” Leija explains. “I...

Marcy

“I always wanted my body to be exposed,” reveals this “energetic and very persistent” dental assistant from Scottsdale, Arizona. “So being naked in HUSTLER was the perfect way to come out of my shell.” And at a perfect time: Marcy will turn 19 in June. By the way, the 5-foot-7...

Lisa Marie

“I wanted to get out of my normal comfort zone and take a bold step,” professes this medical-field worker from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. But Lisa Marie, 23, might not be content to titillate only Beaver Hunt  peepers. “I’ve thought about testing out the topless laws in various cities,” the 5-foot-10 newbie...

Natalie Summers

Getting this “kindhearted and generous” 20-year-old from Chico, California, to join the Beaver colony wasn’t hard at all. “I was born in the nude,” Natalie Summers notes. “I sleep in the nude. I guess I’m at my best nude! I’m a good person who enjoys life and trying new things.”...

Tabatha

“Being naked is my passion, and being naked in HUSTLER was my goal,” toots Tabatha, 26, an “outgoing and bi” waitress from Portland, Oregon. “I know your readers will love seeing my body.” Not to mention learning what the 5-foot-2 Beaver Stater does in her spare time: “I like American...

Cher Tyme

“I thought it would be fun to pose for your mag,” declares this “flirtatious and personable” 18-year-old from San Diego. “Now that I did some pics at home, and showed how patriotic I am, I’d like to be naked getting photographed in Times Square. New York City and Australia are...

Myra

Back when Beaver Hunt debuted, muffs were a dime a dozen. Now they’re an endangered species. So props to Myra, a songwriter from Parker, Colorado. She is hairy down there, will be 45 in July and is nostalgic.“Thirty years from now I can remember how I looked without clothes on,”...

Kali Sunshine

“I thought being in HUSTLER Magazine was an untouchable idea, but it looks like I was mistaken,” acknowledges this “bi-curious, down-to-earth and approachable” show girl from Appleton, Wisconsin. “I’ve always loved being in front of the camera, and I really love posing nude!” For those curious about 24-year-old Kali Sunshine’s...

Taylor Rebekah

“Birthday sex is the best gift ever,” asserts this “sweet, compassionate and self-confident” resident of Pflugerville, Texas. Seeing as how Taylor Rebekah will blow out 26 candles in July, we’ll bestow a platonic gift: 250 smackers for baring her breathtaking bod in Beaver Hunt’s 38th-anniversary roundup. (In HUSTLER lore, 1976...

Lisa Mae

“I’m just all-around horny and kinky,” admits this supermarket cashier from Tacoma, Washington. “At my old job at a hotdog stand I’d masturbate with frozen corndogs in the restroom.” Lisa Mae, who’ll be turning 27 in July, is a super amateur. “I love to be naked, and I love when...

Mayleigh May

“Doing Beaver Hunt was my loving companion’s idea, and I’ll do anything to make him happy,” states Mayleigh May, 29, a personal assistant from Mount Sterling, Illinois. “HUSTLER is one of our favorite mags because amateur girls like me can pose nude. We also respect Larry Flynt a lot because...

Evil-Lynn

“At home I’m always naked,” reveals this “caring, considerate and kinky” topless dancer from Red Wing, Minnesota. “I like to be ready!” Having served her country as an Army mechanic, 29-year-old Evil-Lynn has now enlisted in America’s favorite amateur-modeling showcase. “I’m real excited about being in Beaver Hunt,” marvels the...

Candii Staxx

“I’m always hankering to be naked,” admits Candii Staxx, 28, from Dallas, Texas. “I feel free and so alive. Modeling nude is an even bigger turn-on because guys everywhere will be looking at me. I guess you could call me an exhibitionist.” No wonder the 5-foot-7 cutie has chosen a...

Ebony

Some ladies need a little nudge to first ditch their duds in the great outdoors. Twenty-one-year-old Ebony for example. “I ran through a park naked on a dare,” recalls the “very humble, unique and fun-loving” resident of Fayetteville, Arkansas. But now Ebony’s quite comfy flaunting her bare body for HUSTLER...

Kitty

Here’s an “outgoing” waitress from Spokane, Washington, who “always wanted to model nude” and isn’t spoken for. “I’m single, but I date a lot of guys and girls,” coos Kitty, 26, an Insane Clown Posse devotee with three big kicks: swimming, furry hentai and sex. “I will try anything and...

Christina Antoinette

“My goal is to be an international sex symbol within three years,” vows Christina Antoinette, 24, an “outgoing, adventurous and fun” skin-mag newbie from Newport Beach, California. She’s knockin’ on the door. The onetime ballet prodigy pirouetted to success in pole-dancing competitions, then recently took a bigger step: heading to...

Penelope

“I travel as much as I can,” divulges Penelope, 45, a “funny, nice and sexy” divorcée who was born in Peru and now resides in Washington, D.C. “I always like visiting new places and doing new things. I’m also very open-minded. That’s why I finally tried nude modeling.” On that...

Misty

“I want everyone to see every inch of my petite body,” announces Misty, 29, a legal assistant from Dallas, Texas. “I love showing it off in pantyhose or nothing at all. I’m a nudist at heart and an open-minded, confident and witty firecracker.” The 5-foot-0 Tex-Mex hottie is also a...

Tata

Anchoring our shorter-than-usual roundup is a 5-foot-1 newcomer who doesn’t hail from Anchorage but is quite arousing thanks to a smokin’ bod and shortage of attire. “I’m confident, friendly, outgoing and willing to try anything,” reckons Tata, 26, a stay-at-home mom from Louisville, Kentucky, with a yen for NASCAR (especially...

Shelby Star

“Sex is a natural, healthy and normal act, and so is modeling nude,” reckons Shelby Star, 40, a “bi, bubbly and energetic” gal from Dallas, Texas. “The female body was meant to be seen. Women shouldn’t hide it. That’s why I was a stripper for 15 years.” Now the 5-foot-6...

Cece Adams

“I’m definitely a thrill-seeker,” professes Cece Adams, 22, an account manager from Spring, Texas. “I have streaked on my college campus, flashed random drivers numerous times and had sex in a movie theater, a car in a busy parking lot, and out in a field under the stars.” Giving HUSTLER...

Mika Lee

“I love Larry Flynt and his amazing magazine,” raves Mika Lee, an aspiring sports reporter from Columbus, Ohio. “But not because it originated in my hometown. I think Larry Flynt is a genius. He turned a handful of strip clubs into an empire!” Just like Beaver Hunt, Mika’s birth month...

Frosty

“I love modeling as a hobby, and I’m hoping to make it a career,” asserts this 5-foot-9 eye-catcher from Ashtabula, Ohio, who’ll cross the age-20 threshold in August and has a lot to get off her “instantly turned-on” chest. “I am a spunky, ditsy, book-smart blonde with a very supportive...

Mystic

“Thanks for allowing me to be a part of your wonderful magazine,” proclaims Mystic, 23, a “very open-minded, ultra-original, eccentric, adventurous and rebellious” exotic dancer from Lorena, Texas. “I’m a fan of Larry Flynt because of how open-minded he is and the things he’s had to do to make HUSTLER...

Tara

“Getting to be in HUSTLER is a big thing for me,” states this “bubbly, fun and pretty much not afraid of anything” denizen of Nucla, Colorado. “I never thought a redneck gal from the middle of nowhere would ever make it this far. I’ve had a rough life, but all...

Wendy

Here to show off her “better-looking body” is Wendy, 31, a stay-at-home mom and Holiday ’07 Beaver from Pelham, New Hampshire. “My boyfriend is a logger,” the “open, adventurous and easy to get along with” amateur begins. “So I thought it would be nice to pose on some of his...

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