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Fienyx Flame

“I’ve admired the sexy ladies in HUSTLER and wanted to be one myself for a long time,” proclaims Fienyx Flame, 19, a “high-energy performer and certified mechanic on the side” from El Paso, Texas. “Being published will make my fan base blow up!” Demolishing any hint of modesty, the 5-foot-7...

Alana Luv

“I love HUSTLER and am very comfortable in my skin,” trumpets Alana Luv, 30, who was born in Russia but has spent her whole life in New York City. “What better way to build my name up than to be naked in the best magazine there is?” Admittedly “an open-minded...

Ali Cat

“It may sound bratty, but I love attention,” admits this “driven, extroverted, humorous and eccentric” 21-year-old collegian out of Charlotte, North Carolina. What merits Ali Cat’s attention when the business major isn’t hitting the books or waitressing are drawing, writing, swimming, clubbing, Breaking Bad, Weeds and cartoons. But the 5-foot-5...

Ayla

Sharing a November 1 birthday with our publisher is noteworthy, but it’s what this “trustworthy, self-motivated and flirtatious” bartender from Kelowna, Canada, is baring that makes Ayla top-notch eye candy. Truth be told, flaunting her 5-foot-6 anatomy is the MMA, UFC, CSI and camping enthusiast’s cup of tea. “Lots of...

Sapphire

“My wonderful boyfriend convinced me to do this,” announces Sapphire Storm of West Forks, Maine, who was born in November (she’ll be 22), performs assorted tasks at a fast-food eatery and fuels a hearty carnal appetite. “I am bi,” Sapphire quickly discloses. “If there are any hot chicks out there,...

Ava

When Ava—a self-proclaimed “sweet, passionate and sexy Florida girl”—gets naked for someone the very first time, she doesn’t need to verbalize being a die-hard marijuana aficionada. That isn’t a tea leaf tattoo adorning her 5-foot-2 body, and Ava digs letting people see it. “I’m an exhibitionist and an adrenaline junkie,” the 24-year-old...

Scarlett

“I’m a big Larry Flynt fan and a total exhibitionist,” professes this “free-spirited, adventurous and selectively bisexual” nurse from Wellington, Kansas. “I’m stoked to have been given an opportunity to fire up your naughty readers.” With Scarlett Fire turning 30 in November, it’s a perfect time to savor the 5-foot-6...

Kelsey

Born in Minnesota—the Gopher State—this spanking-new Beaver now holes up in Lake Havasu City, Arizona, where she works at a retail store and hovers on and near the water. “I love making money and having fun,” asserts Kelsey, 21, whose main interests are paddleboarding, boating, social networking, sports (as a...

Jordie

“It’s exciting to know that guys will be looking at my pictures,” reckons Jordie, 27, a “promiscuous Eskimo” from Anchorage, Alaska. “I hope they get turned on. I love being naked, and I don’t care who sees me. During a getaway to Hawaii, while it was probably ten below zero...

Terra

Beavers who don’t build dams seem to be an endangered species here of late, but we’ve squeezed in seven, starting with this “laid-back, funny and inquisitive” burlesque performer from Parma, Ohio. “Modeling nude for a magazine was something I’d never gotten around to,” states Terra Incognita, 31. “So I figured,...

Ms. Savannah

“I want to be successful in the adult-entertainment industry,” declares this 5-foot-11 ex-schoolteacher from Savannah, Georgia, who’ll be celebrating her 44th B-day in October and is anything but celibate. “I may look like a shy, innocent person, and my interests are floral design and Bruce Willis flicks, but I think...

Becky Ann

“I love showing off my body,” marvels this “spoiled” housewife from Corsicana, Texas. “I’ve never turned down a dare.” That explains why Becky Ann, 22, has frolicked on a picnic table, took part in a four-girl orgy and sent us pics. “Men get horny when they see my shaved cooter,”...

Reagan

“This whole opportunity is absolutely awesome,” raves Reagan, 19, a “trustworthy, loyal, seductive and wild” stripper out of New Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. “I went to Catholic school for eight years, I was a virgin until I was 17, and now I’m in HUSTLER. I love being nude, and I love sex,...

Caressa

Asked why she wished to pose nude for HUSTLER, Caressa replies, “I don’t think Larry Flynt would let me appear dressed. I’ve long admired HUSTLER Magazine. I feel the images exude true sex appeal, unlike other publications that seem very stiff to me.” The 5-foot-3 Dallas, Texas, native may be...

Elisabeth Hansel

“I like to make people feel comfortable and relaxed,” says this “dorky and old-fashioned” massage therapist from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. As you can see, 20-year-old Elisabeth Hansel— whose pastimes include rescuing animals, Mancala, reading and “playing with myself pretty much every day”—is quite comfortable as a rookie nude model: “When...

Vivienne Cortez

“It has been a lifelong dream of mine to pose for HUSTLER,” states webcam girl Vivienne Cortez, 30, a New Jersey native who now holes up in Las Vegas. “I enjoy being salacious, and I feel that Larry Flynt’s magazine is an awesome place to express myself. I’m outgoing, sassy,...

April Showers

Larry Flynt is a hero to me and my husband, and there is nobody else I’d rather pose for,” proclaims April Showers, 32, a “freaky, affectionate and sensual” oral radiography student from Baltimore, Maryland. The 5-foot-4 HUSTLER diehard, who’s “very orally skilled with both men and women,” is also an...

Angelina

“It is an honor to be published in HUSTLER,” declares college student Angelina, 22, a fashion-merchandising major from Salem, Ohio. We’re tickled pink that the 5-foot-6 Buckeye Stater—who labels herself as “funny, cute and shy at first”—has dropped by to be fashionably nude. “I’ve been naked at a beach at...

Leija

“I’m an ex-Mormon, so I wanted to do something shocking,” trumpets Leija, 26, a skin-mag tyro from Provo, Utah. “I love being naked and the center of attention.” But the 5-foot-6 Beehive Stater—who’s big on “dancing at clubs, partying and drinking”—loathes steady employment. “I float between jobs,” Leija explains. “I...

Marcy

“I always wanted my body to be exposed,” reveals this “energetic and very persistent” dental assistant from Scottsdale, Arizona. “So being naked in HUSTLER was the perfect way to come out of my shell.” And at a perfect time: Marcy will turn 19 in June. By the way, the 5-foot-7...

Lisa Marie

“I wanted to get out of my normal comfort zone and take a bold step,” professes this medical-field worker from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. But Lisa Marie, 23, might not be content to titillate only Beaver Hunt  peepers. “I’ve thought about testing out the topless laws in various cities,” the 5-foot-10 newbie...

Natalie Summers

Getting this “kindhearted and generous” 20-year-old from Chico, California, to join the Beaver colony wasn’t hard at all. “I was born in the nude,” Natalie Summers notes. “I sleep in the nude. I guess I’m at my best nude! I’m a good person who enjoys life and trying new things.”...

Tabatha

“Being naked is my passion, and being naked in HUSTLER was my goal,” toots Tabatha, 26, an “outgoing and bi” waitress from Portland, Oregon. “I know your readers will love seeing my body.” Not to mention learning what the 5-foot-2 Beaver Stater does in her spare time: “I like American...

Cher Tyme

“I thought it would be fun to pose for your mag,” declares this “flirtatious and personable” 18-year-old from San Diego. “Now that I did some pics at home, and showed how patriotic I am, I’d like to be naked getting photographed in Times Square. New York City and Australia are...

Myra

Back when Beaver Hunt debuted, muffs were a dime a dozen. Now they’re an endangered species. So props to Myra, a songwriter from Parker, Colorado. She is hairy down there, will be 45 in July and is nostalgic.“Thirty years from now I can remember how I looked without clothes on,”...

Kali Sunshine

“I thought being in HUSTLER Magazine was an untouchable idea, but it looks like I was mistaken,” acknowledges this “bi-curious, down-to-earth and approachable” show girl from Appleton, Wisconsin. “I’ve always loved being in front of the camera, and I really love posing nude!” For those curious about 24-year-old Kali Sunshine’s...

Taylor Rebekah

“Birthday sex is the best gift ever,” asserts this “sweet, compassionate and self-confident” resident of Pflugerville, Texas. Seeing as how Taylor Rebekah will blow out 26 candles in July, we’ll bestow a platonic gift: 250 smackers for baring her breathtaking bod in Beaver Hunt’s 38th-anniversary roundup. (In HUSTLER lore, 1976...

Lisa Mae

“I’m just all-around horny and kinky,” admits this supermarket cashier from Tacoma, Washington. “At my old job at a hotdog stand I’d masturbate with frozen corndogs in the restroom.” Lisa Mae, who’ll be turning 27 in July, is a super amateur. “I love to be naked, and I love when...

Mayleigh May

“Doing Beaver Hunt was my loving companion’s idea, and I’ll do anything to make him happy,” states Mayleigh May, 29, a personal assistant from Mount Sterling, Illinois. “HUSTLER is one of our favorite mags because amateur girls like me can pose nude. We also respect Larry Flynt a lot because...

Evil-Lynn

“At home I’m always naked,” reveals this “caring, considerate and kinky” topless dancer from Red Wing, Minnesota. “I like to be ready!” Having served her country as an Army mechanic, 29-year-old Evil-Lynn has now enlisted in America’s favorite amateur-modeling showcase. “I’m real excited about being in Beaver Hunt,” marvels the...

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