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HUSTLER Beaver Misty
I’m back doing my thing—getting butt naked in my favorite magazine.

About Misty

“I want everyone to see every inch of my petite body,” announces Misty, 29, a legal assistant from Dallas, Texas. “I love showing it off in pantyhose or nothing at all. I’m a nudist at heart and an open-minded, confident and witty firecracker.” The 5-foot-0 Tex-Mex hottie is also a salsa-music diehard, a big fan of her local sports teams—the Cowboys, Stars and Texas Rangers—and a spurt aficionada. “What I’m best known for is swallowing cum and working hard to get there,” Misty explains. “I’m great at sucking cock, and I’ve always been a size queen. I’m very seductive and dominant in a sexy-secretary kinda way. I even love to play with my boyfriend’s huge cock while we’re chilling or on a movie date.” Misty, a 2009 rookie Beaver, fills us in on her cinematic tastes: “I love get-high comedies and anything with Seth Rogen or James Franco, and I can’t stand chick flicks!” Getting it on with gals is a different story: “I’ve ‘played the field’ even though I consider myself straight. The ladies can be quite an experience. That’s why one of my fantasies is to watch my boyfriend fuck another girl in pantyhose; then I join in and fuck her with a strap-on.”

 

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