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HUSTLER Beaver Penelope

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Penelope

After having sex on a beach, my partner and I didn’t bother getting dressed. We walked through our hotel’s lobby naked and up to our room.

About Penelope

“I travel as much as I can,” divulges Penelope, 45, a “funny, nice and sexy” divorcée who was born in Peru and now resides in Washington, D.C. “I always like visiting new places and doing new things. I’m also very open-minded. That’s why I finally tried nude modeling.” On that note, it seems being an au naturel beachcomber is old hat for the 5-foot-7 swimming, bicycling and yoga buff. “After having sex on a beach,” Penelope recalls, “my partner and I didn’t bother getting dressed. We walked through our hotel’s lobby naked and up to our room.” The brazen babe is always up for oral sex and doggy-style, though she’s not into dick going in to her ass. A fan of bands Coldplay and Pearl Jam, the bi-curious gal has an even more rockin’ sexual fantasy: “I wanna start playing with girls!”

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