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September 2021

Featuring Michelle Jean
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HUSTLER Beaver Mystic
I love anal sex because it’s naughty, feels great and is commonly forbidden.

About Mystic

“Thanks for allowing me to be a part of your wonderful magazine,” proclaims Mystic, 23, a “very open-minded, ultra-original, eccentric, adventurous and rebellious” exotic dancer from Lorena, Texas. “I’m a fan of Larry Flynt because of how open-minded he is and the things he’s had to do to make HUSTLER what it is today.” The 5-foot-7 “gardening and nature walks” enthusiast is quite the entertainer—and not just onstage or while letting it all hang out in front of a camera. “I am seductive, wild and energetic,” mouthwatering Mystic emphasizes. “I have an amazingly talented tongue. My favorite sexual activity is oral sex. Deep-throating is not a problem.” But the fancier of seafood, Asian cuisine, Family Guy and South Park wants to share more reasons why she makes a great companion: “I’m antibitchy, for real and clean. I keep my home spic-and-span and my hot hootie soft and smooth. Oh, and I’m always horny and an awesome cook!” Mystic, who relishes “being in others’ fantasies,” dreams of “totally dominating a sweet, innocent woman” and “having sex in public—again.”

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