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Cleo

“I love to be naked and have people see me,” proclaims Cleo, 45, a “horny, kinky and bi-curious” denizen of Staten Island, New York. “I had sex on a beach in Italy, and close to home I’ve flashed in a parking lot and at a gas station. I’m also out...

Ivey Vines

“I have always wanted to be in HUSTLER since I first picked it up,” trumpets this “naughty, submissive, kinky, passionate and slippery” Army wife from Fort Hood, Texas. “My husband hopes he catches other soldiers looking at me in the magazine.” Whether “bent over the kitchen table and having the...

Lacy

“Life is short, so you’d better have fun while you can,” suggests Lacy, 26, a pharmacist from Glen Burnie, Maryland. “I live for the moment, I’m passionate and ambitious, and I’ll never pass up anything that’s thrilling and out of the ordinary— like modeling nude.” In the meantime the 5-foot-7...

Daphne

On horseback this “outgoing and energetic” resident of Austin, Texas, is into show-jumping, but we’re tickled pink that the 5-foot-3 filly jumped at the chance to show off the whole enchilada as 2011’s final Beaver. “I’m a total exhibitionist,” Daphne, 26, asserts. “I’ll even go to a strip club as...

Lealiah

“Being nude is very natural and is very beautiful,” asserts Lealiah, a waitress from Asheville, North Carolina, who waited only a few weeks after turning 18 to take a crack at nude modeling. “I’m very outgoing, I don’t have any hang-ups, I’m a people person, and I’m always having a...

Debbie

“I just turned 50, and I figured I’d do something different before I got any older,” states this nude-modeling neophyte from Boise, Idaho. “I wanted to see if I still look good enough to turn heads. I have three grandkids.” And a remarkable 34C-29-36 figure and sweet disposition. “I’m a...

Aryana

“HUSTLER is the best men’s magazine of them all, I love to be naked, and I want the whole world to see me in it,” marvels Aryana, 25, a pageant-winning stripper by way of Marietta, Georgia. “I would love to meet Larry Flynt because he’s the true pioneer of everything...

Kalie

“I love stripping, and I have a lot going for me,” proclaims Kalie, 28, a topless dancer from Bruceville, Texas. “I’m very outgoing, caring and easy to get along with, and I’ve been blessed with really nice boobs.” Besides blessing us with her first batch of naked photos, the 5-foot-1...

Leena Lovely

We couldn’t think of a better grand finale than bringing back this “fun, loving, erotic, energetic and intelligent” hottie from Carson City, Nevada. Leena Lovely looks magnificent in her birthday suit, and the 4-foot-11 full-access Beaver will be blowing out 26 candles on the last day of June. “I want...

Alex

For HUSTLER’s 41st Anniversary Issue this aspiring model from Walnut Creek, California, got the ball rolling with a sidekick in our salute to “The Top 25 Beavers of the Decade.” Since Alex will be turning 22 in October, we’ve brought the porn, hiking and dancing enthusiast back à la carte...

Morianna Morgue

ISSUE: December ’13 HOMETOWN: Fargo, ND OCCUPATION: Horror-flick actress/Juggalette NAKED TRUTH: “I get a buzz wondering if dudes are beating off when they see me naked in Beaver Hunt” Since the Bicentennial Year, HUSTLER has popularized a synonym for vagina with the world’s most famous amateur coozefest. Here’s a look...

Lexi Campbell

“I’m not ashamed of the fact that I love being naked,” announces Lexi Campbell, 21, a “creative, helpful, playful and reliable” lingerie model from Portland, Oregon. “Why not share it with everyone else? I’ve gone skinnydipping while camping and streaked across a football field, and I can’t resist flashing semi...

Amy Page

February may be the Gregorian calendar’s shortest month, but it squeezes in Groundhog Day, Valentine’s Day, Presidents’ Day and Amy Page’s birthday. The 4-foot-11 denizen of Lafayette, Louisiana, will be blowing out 28 candles. “I’m nerdy, articulate, passionate, lowmaintenance, free-spirited and sometimes silly,” she rattles off. “My hobbies are painting,...

Odette

“I’m strong, hardworking, ambitious, independent and dedicated to changing the world,” announces Odette, 23, a waitress from Gadsden, Alabama. “Some men say I’m too much woman for them to handle.” The 5-foot-2 reading, sketching and baring-her-body buff has certainly brightened our world. “I’m sexy, seductive, very flexible and a little...

Lehcar

“One of my aspirations is to model,” declares Lehcar, 20, an “open-minded” resident of Rome, New York. “I want to see how far it takes me.” We’re tickled pink that the 5-foot-4 babe felt like heading our way for all to see. “Mainly I love to have fun,” Lehcar avows,...

Natily Taylor

This cheerful 20-year-old from Truckee, California, is continuing Beaver Hunt’s holiday tradition— donning a Santa hat and then baring all the goodies. It was inevitable. Natily Taylor is a waitress who can’t wait to be peepers’ eye candy. “I will gladly discard my clothes if some one wants to photograph...

Fienyx Flame

“I’ve admired the sexy ladies in HUSTLER and wanted to be one myself for a long time,” proclaims Fienyx Flame, 19, a “high-energy performer and certified mechanic on the side” from El Paso, Texas. “Being published will make my fan base blow up!” Demolishing any hint of modesty, the 5-foot-7...

Alana Luv

“I love HUSTLER and am very comfortable in my skin,” trumpets Alana Luv, 30, who was born in Russia but has spent her whole life in New York City. “What better way to build my name up than to be naked in the best magazine there is?” Admittedly “an open-minded...

Ali Cat

“It may sound bratty, but I love attention,” admits this “driven, extroverted, humorous and eccentric” 21-year-old collegian out of Charlotte, North Carolina. What merits Ali Cat’s attention when the business major isn’t hitting the books or waitressing are drawing, writing, swimming, clubbing, Breaking Bad, Weeds and cartoons. But the 5-foot-5...

Ayla

Sharing a November 1 birthday with our publisher is noteworthy, but it’s what this “trustworthy, self-motivated and flirtatious” bartender from Kelowna, Canada, is baring that makes Ayla top-notch eye candy. Truth be told, flaunting her 5-foot-6 anatomy is the MMA, UFC, CSI and camping enthusiast’s cup of tea. “Lots of...

Sapphire

“My wonderful boyfriend convinced me to do this,” announces Sapphire Storm of West Forks, Maine, who was born in November (she’ll be 22), performs assorted tasks at a fast-food eatery and fuels a hearty carnal appetite. “I am bi,” Sapphire quickly discloses. “If there are any hot chicks out there,...

Ava

When Ava—a self-proclaimed “sweet, passionate and sexy Florida girl”—gets naked for someone the very first time, she doesn’t need to verbalize being a die-hard marijuana aficionada. That isn’t a tea leaf tattoo adorning her 5-foot-2 body, and Ava digs letting people see it. “I’m an exhibitionist and an adrenaline junkie,” the 24-year-old...

Scarlett

“I’m a big Larry Flynt fan and a total exhibitionist,” professes this “free-spirited, adventurous and selectively bisexual” nurse from Wellington, Kansas. “I’m stoked to have been given an opportunity to fire up your naughty readers.” With Scarlett Fire turning 30 in November, it’s a perfect time to savor the 5-foot-6...

Kelsey

Born in Minnesota—the Gopher State—this spanking-new Beaver now holes up in Lake Havasu City, Arizona, where she works at a retail store and hovers on and near the water. “I love making money and having fun,” asserts Kelsey, 21, whose main interests are paddleboarding, boating, social networking, sports (as a...

Jordie

“It’s exciting to know that guys will be looking at my pictures,” reckons Jordie, 27, a “promiscuous Eskimo” from Anchorage, Alaska. “I hope they get turned on. I love being naked, and I don’t care who sees me. During a getaway to Hawaii, while it was probably ten below zero...

Terra

Beavers who don’t build dams seem to be an endangered species here of late, but we’ve squeezed in seven, starting with this “laid-back, funny and inquisitive” burlesque performer from Parma, Ohio. “Modeling nude for a magazine was something I’d never gotten around to,” states Terra Incognita, 31. “So I figured,...

Ms. Savannah

“I want to be successful in the adult-entertainment industry,” declares this 5-foot-11 ex-schoolteacher from Savannah, Georgia, who’ll be celebrating her 44th B-day in October and is anything but celibate. “I may look like a shy, innocent person, and my interests are floral design and Bruce Willis flicks, but I think...

Becky Ann

“I love showing off my body,” marvels this “spoiled” housewife from Corsicana, Texas. “I’ve never turned down a dare.” That explains why Becky Ann, 22, has frolicked on a picnic table, took part in a four-girl orgy and sent us pics. “Men get horny when they see my shaved cooter,”...

Reagan

“This whole opportunity is absolutely awesome,” raves Reagan, 19, a “trustworthy, loyal, seductive and wild” stripper out of New Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. “I went to Catholic school for eight years, I was a virgin until I was 17, and now I’m in HUSTLER. I love being nude, and I love sex,...

Caressa

Asked why she wished to pose nude for HUSTLER, Caressa replies, “I don’t think Larry Flynt would let me appear dressed. I’ve long admired HUSTLER Magazine. I feel the images exude true sex appeal, unlike other publications that seem very stiff to me.” The 5-foot-3 Dallas, Texas, native may be...

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