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Ocean

“It’s fun to be naked!” roars this “damn good store manager” from Pacific Palisades, California, who’ll be turning 32 in August.”I’m very comfortable showing off my body. Nudity is a beautiful thing.” Splashing into her private life, Ocean relates, “I’m into surfing, drinking beer on the beach, hip-hop music, gory...

Mo’na

This shipping expediter from Waco, Texas, is stoked to be exposing her own 5-foot-10 package as a newly minted Beaver. “I like the fact that lots of people will get to enjoy my body,” reckons Mo’na, 19, who’s equally proud of her disposition. “I can be a fun person,” she...

Karma

“I’ve always been told I have a pretty pussy ‘n’ titties,” coos Karma, 26, a “100% real” bartender from Lorena, Texas. “Why not show the world? I’m very open, outgoing, friendly and willing to put a special person’s talents to work.” With gusto! “I’m bisexual, and I love to tease...

Cole

“Being naked makes me feel free, and I respect Larry Flynt,” trumpets Cole, 28, a “brave, ballsy, bi-curious and ambitious” MILF out of Lexington, Kentucky. “Then it dawned on me that I should be naked in his magazine. Thank you for allowing me to do it, Larry and Tex!” There’s...

Jessica

“I’m a very open-minded, adventurous and fearless person,” professes Jessica Chase of Centerville, Ohio. “I like to work hard and see what I can accomplish in life.” Sprucing up her résumé are two go-rounds in our mag. “I feel very comfortable in my skin!” the 5-foot-6 Buckeye Stater bellows. Jessica,...

Samantha Rae

“I always make things fun,” says Samantha Rae, a college student from Omaha, Nebraska, who makes a dandy hood ornament. Always eager to shuck her duds, the 5-foot-2 Cornhusker will be celebrating her 19th birthday in March as an encore Beaver. “I never do anything just once if I like...

Christi

“Being naked in front of a camera is the biggest turn-on,” proclaims Christi Camden, 21, a “silly, flirty” sports-bar waitress from Birmingham, Alabama. But the 4-foot-10 newbie has many other kicks. “I’ve played softball and volleyball my whole life,” says the loyal member of Red Sox Nation. “I also love...

Barbi

“Being in HUSTLER is a dream-come-true,” marvels this “down-to-earth” newcomer from Waco, Texas. “Hey, if you got it, flaunt it, right?” But Skittles loving Barbi, 22, is eye candy strictly for fun. “I’m a real-estate agent,” the college grad explains. “I love my job because I can sleep in and...

Renie

“I’m your friendly neighborhood liquor-store clerk and exhibitionist,” trumpets this willowy 36-year-old Wiccan—a neopagan worshiper of Mother Earth—from Amelia, Ohio. “I like the thought of men and women looking at my bare body. I only wear clothes when I have to due to the damn law!” Admittedly “a perverse, twisted...

Crystal Taylor

This 48-year-old housewife from Del Mar, California, has experienced an array of unforgettable “life events” since losing her virginity the weekend of a Styx concert in the early 1980s. Here’s a doozy. “One night, stark naked and facing backward,” Crystal Taylor recalls, “I was impaled upon a harness-racing driver’s horse...

Lani

Babes donning fuzzy Santa hats and little else is a Beaver Hunt tradition. In honor of the holidays, we’ve brought back five amateur beauties who unwrapped their presents in our pages just for you. We hope your Christmas is merry.

Gypsy

“Posing naked for HUSTLER was something new and fun to do,” declares Gypsy, a longtime stripper and “devoted girlfriend” from Waco, Texas. It’s also entitled the “outgoing, resourceful, creative, book-smart, street-smart, funny-at-times and straightforward” 40-year-old to detail what she relishes away from the brass pole. “My hobbies are painting, drawing...

Austin

“I’ve always wanted to be in HUSTLER as long as I can remember,” coos Austin, 24, a “bubbly, random, spur-of-the-moment and caring” topless dancer from Austin, Texas. Besides displaying her bare body—kindly stuffing toys into a pair of orifices to boot—the 5-foot-9 “sunbathing nude at Hippie Hollow” devotee bares more...

Jennifer Denise

“Letting an audience see me without clothes on isn’t my style anymore, but life is much too short,” professes Jacksonville, Florida’s “bubbly and outgoing” Jennifer Denise. “So why not? I’m a medical assistant, and I’d never have been one if I hadn’t worked my way through college as a stripper....

Alexis

“I’ve always dreamed about being naked in a magazine,” admits Alexis, 21, a “fun, excited, pumped” denizen of Painesville, Ohio. “I was diagnosed with AVN [avascular necrosis] six years ago and lost my speech and right side. I am now walking and talking, but the use of my right hand...

Shelley

“When I was growing up, I’d sneak my dad’s HUSTLERs into my room and look at the beautiful girls on the pages,” recalls this “loyal, caring and driven” bartender from Herrin, Illinois. “I remember thinking that maybe when I was old enough, and if I were pretty enough, I could...

Vanessa

“I can deep-throat a cucumber,” asserts this “caring, adventurous and bold” 24-year-old from Houston. But that isn’t Vanessa’s only noteworthy achievement. Since busting out in our October ’12 roundup, the aspiring model landed gigs with a couple of Lone Star State rappers. Vanessa is ultra seductive in Big Name’s “Gave...

Natasha

“It’s always hot to be naked,” exults Natasha, 32, a Ukrainian-Romanian ballerina and burlesque showgirl with a home in Miami Beach, Florida. Besides showing off her 5-foot-8 bod, the “bubbly, friendly and down-to-earth” Beav reveals some of her biggest kicks: “I love dancing, taekwondo, shopping, traveling, Two and a Half...

Mary Jane

“I was in HUSTLER’s 25th-anniversary Beaver Hunt [July ’99], but I think I look better with age,” announces “bewitching, seductive, energetic and whimsical” Mary Jane, 35, a pizzeria prep cook and piping-hot pagan from Yreka, California. “Witchcraft is kinda cool,” the 5-foot-2 Megadeth and Black Sabbath fan elaborates. “I’m really...

Cleo

“I love to be naked and have people see me,” proclaims Cleo, 45, a “horny, kinky and bi-curious” denizen of Staten Island, New York. “I had sex on a beach in Italy, and close to home I’ve flashed in a parking lot and at a gas station. I’m also out...

Ivey Vines

“I have always wanted to be in HUSTLER since I first picked it up,” trumpets this “naughty, submissive, kinky, passionate and slippery” Army wife from Fort Hood, Texas. “My husband hopes he catches other soldiers looking at me in the magazine.” Whether “bent over the kitchen table and having the...

Lacy

“Life is short, so you’d better have fun while you can,” suggests Lacy, 26, a pharmacist from Glen Burnie, Maryland. “I live for the moment, I’m passionate and ambitious, and I’ll never pass up anything that’s thrilling and out of the ordinary— like modeling nude.” In the meantime the 5-foot-7...

Daphne

On horseback this “outgoing and energetic” resident of Austin, Texas, is into show-jumping, but we’re tickled pink that the 5-foot-3 filly jumped at the chance to show off the whole enchilada as 2011’s final Beaver. “I’m a total exhibitionist,” Daphne, 26, asserts. “I’ll even go to a strip club as...

Lealiah

“Being nude is very natural and is very beautiful,” asserts Lealiah, a waitress from Asheville, North Carolina, who waited only a few weeks after turning 18 to take a crack at nude modeling. “I’m very outgoing, I don’t have any hang-ups, I’m a people person, and I’m always having a...

Debbie

“I just turned 50, and I figured I’d do something different before I got any older,” states this nude-modeling neophyte from Boise, Idaho. “I wanted to see if I still look good enough to turn heads. I have three grandkids.” And a remarkable 34C-29-36 figure and sweet disposition. “I’m a...

Aryana

“HUSTLER is the best men’s magazine of them all, I love to be naked, and I want the whole world to see me in it,” marvels Aryana, 25, a pageant-winning stripper by way of Marietta, Georgia. “I would love to meet Larry Flynt because he’s the true pioneer of everything...

Kalie

“I love stripping, and I have a lot going for me,” proclaims Kalie, 28, a topless dancer from Bruceville, Texas. “I’m very outgoing, caring and easy to get along with, and I’ve been blessed with really nice boobs.” Besides blessing us with her first batch of naked photos, the 5-foot-1...

Leena Lovely

We couldn’t think of a better grand finale than bringing back this “fun, loving, erotic, energetic and intelligent” hottie from Carson City, Nevada. Leena Lovely looks magnificent in her birthday suit, and the 4-foot-11 full-access Beaver will be blowing out 26 candles on the last day of June. “I want...

Alex

For HUSTLER’s 41st Anniversary Issue this aspiring model from Walnut Creek, California, got the ball rolling with a sidekick in our salute to “The Top 25 Beavers of the Decade.” Since Alex will be turning 22 in October, we’ve brought the porn, hiking and dancing enthusiast back à la carte...

Morianna Morgue

ISSUE: December ’13 HOMETOWN: Fargo, ND OCCUPATION: Horror-flick actress/Juggalette NAKED TRUTH: “I get a buzz wondering if dudes are beating off when they see me naked in Beaver Hunt” Since the Bicentennial Year, HUSTLER has popularized a synonym for vagina with the world’s most famous amateur coozefest. Here’s a look...

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