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Tiffany

Fans of female pubic hair will certainly admire Tiffany, 26, from Sunrise, Florida. “I like it natural down there,” professes the adorable reminder of Beaver Hunt’s early years, when bald pussies were few and far between. “I love being naked, and I love it even more when I get to...

Honey Chinno

“I’ve dreamed of being a porn star, but sadly I’ve never had any sex-related jobs,” laments Honey Chinno, 24, a loan officer from Clarksville, Tennessee. “But my soul mate lets people see me naked. He even likes to watch me fuck other men and women. Since he thinks I do...

Brittany S.

“Customer service is my thing!” bellows Brittany S., 19, who works at a Las Vegas fast-food eatery and is thrilled to be a tantalizing item on our menu. “I really love my body and am comfortable showing it off,” the 5-foot-9 newbie adds. “But I’m not a flake. I am...

Chayenne

This restaurant hostess hails from a red state, adores the punk band Green Day, enjoys reading and has some monumental things to say. “I consider myself bouncy, talkative and occasionally annoying,” proclaims Kalispell, Montana’s Chayenne, 23, who’s also gung-ho about being displayed here. “I want all the men and women...

Shelbie Lynn

“I waited four years to do nude modeling,” declares this “outgoing” house cleaner from Eastlake, Ohio, who rushed over to a pal’s photo studio the day after her 18th birthday to head our way. “It was my dream, and now I’ve fulfilled it. My boyfriend and family are very proud,...

Anastasia

“I enjoy nude modeling very much and find it extremely empowering,” professes Anastasia, 21, a college student from Fairfax, Virginia. “I’m majoring in psychology and minoring in women, gender and sexuality. My orientation is straight, but I’m a huge supporter of the LGBTQ community! After grad school I’m hoping to...

Princess

“It’s exciting knowing that other people can see what I see every day,” marvels Princess, 24, a newly minted college graduate from Waco, Texas. “I love my body—especially my boobies—and I love being naked. Shucks, I really don’t like clothes at all.” But there is something the 5-foot-9, 36DD darling...

Renee

“Seeing myself in HUSTLER will take the sting out of turning 40,” proclaims Renee, a “petite, perky and polite” waitress from North Miami Beach, Florida. But the 5-foot-3 Sunshine Stater, who’ll be crossing that threshold in January, just might be pulling our leg. “I think I’m as wild and tempting...

Starlette

Cinema icon Mamie Van Doren was born in South Dakota, where the faces of four U.S. Presidents are carved into the Black Hills. The Mount Rushmore State can also lay claim to Deadwood (the haunt of poker-playing lawman Wild Bill Hickok), biker mecca Sturgis and Starlette, 22, a “wild and...

Kellie

“I’m outgoing, fun-loving and always up for anything new,” reckons Kellie, a DJ, networking devotee and animal activist from Concord, Ohio. All three traits apply as the 5-foot-10 “classic rock girl” (i.e., Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin) opts for a kinky encore coinciding with her January birthday milestone. The October...

Colleen

“My friends say I look and act way younger than I really am,” professes Colleen, 56, a “personable” photographer from San Antonio, Texas. “I feel like I’m in my prime. Being a widow and single gal since 1984, I figured I’d do something crazy and see what happened.” Lo and...

Camila

HUSTLER celebrated its first three birthdays in Columbus, Ohio, so rolling out a Buckeye State amateur model has become an anniversary-issue tradition. Bestowed that honor this time is Camila, 18, a “sexy, fun and adventurous” server from Cleveland. “I am proud of my body and wanted to show it off,”...

Sara Fina

“It’s an honor to be in HUSTLER,” reckons Sara Fina, 22, a gogo dancer by way of Fresno, California. “It totally suits me. I love being naked. It makes me feel so sexy when I’m turning guys on with my body and sparkling personality!” Eager to enlighten us, the 5-foot-4...

Tina-Marie & Ally

“I love hooking up with hot chicks and getting naked for guys with a camera,” professes temporarily corseted Tina-Marie, 29, a bisexual waitress from Calabasas, California. Props to the 5-foot-5 heavy-metal and Family Guy fan for dropping by with an appetizing newbie. “I wanted to be in HUSTLER so my...

Annette

“I’ve never shaved my kitty and never will,” announces Annette, 46, a secretary from Grand Rapids, Michigan. “I get no complaints, and my lovers always come back for seconds. Sex makes me almost insane. I’m usually a raging lesbo, especially during an orgasmic 69, but I refuse to give up...

Ocean

“It’s fun to be naked!” roars this “damn good store manager” from Pacific Palisades, California, who’ll be turning 32 in August.”I’m very comfortable showing off my body. Nudity is a beautiful thing.” Splashing into her private life, Ocean relates, “I’m into surfing, drinking beer on the beach, hip-hop music, gory...

Mo’na

This shipping expediter from Waco, Texas, is stoked to be exposing her own 5-foot-10 package as a newly minted Beaver. “I like the fact that lots of people will get to enjoy my body,” reckons Mo’na, 19, who’s equally proud of her disposition. “I can be a fun person,” she...

Karma

“I’ve always been told I have a pretty pussy ‘n’ titties,” coos Karma, 26, a “100% real” bartender from Lorena, Texas. “Why not show the world? I’m very open, outgoing, friendly and willing to put a special person’s talents to work.” With gusto! “I’m bisexual, and I love to tease...

Cole

“Being naked makes me feel free, and I respect Larry Flynt,” trumpets Cole, 28, a “brave, ballsy, bi-curious and ambitious” MILF out of Lexington, Kentucky. “Then it dawned on me that I should be naked in his magazine. Thank you for allowing me to do it, Larry and Tex!” There’s...

Jessica

“I’m a very open-minded, adventurous and fearless person,” professes Jessica Chase of Centerville, Ohio. “I like to work hard and see what I can accomplish in life.” Sprucing up her résumé are two go-rounds in our mag. “I feel very comfortable in my skin!” the 5-foot-6 Buckeye Stater bellows. Jessica,...

Samantha Rae

“I always make things fun,” says Samantha Rae, a college student from Omaha, Nebraska, who makes a dandy hood ornament. Always eager to shuck her duds, the 5-foot-2 Cornhusker will be celebrating her 19th birthday in March as an encore Beaver. “I never do anything just once if I like...

Christi

“Being naked in front of a camera is the biggest turn-on,” proclaims Christi Camden, 21, a “silly, flirty” sports-bar waitress from Birmingham, Alabama. But the 4-foot-10 newbie has many other kicks. “I’ve played softball and volleyball my whole life,” says the loyal member of Red Sox Nation. “I also love...

Barbi

“Being in HUSTLER is a dream-come-true,” marvels this “down-to-earth” newcomer from Waco, Texas. “Hey, if you got it, flaunt it, right?” But Skittles loving Barbi, 22, is eye candy strictly for fun. “I’m a real-estate agent,” the college grad explains. “I love my job because I can sleep in and...

Renie

“I’m your friendly neighborhood liquor-store clerk and exhibitionist,” trumpets this willowy 36-year-old Wiccan—a neopagan worshiper of Mother Earth—from Amelia, Ohio. “I like the thought of men and women looking at my bare body. I only wear clothes when I have to due to the damn law!” Admittedly “a perverse, twisted...

Crystal Taylor

This 48-year-old housewife from Del Mar, California, has experienced an array of unforgettable “life events” since losing her virginity the weekend of a Styx concert in the early 1980s. Here’s a doozy. “One night, stark naked and facing backward,” Crystal Taylor recalls, “I was impaled upon a harness-racing driver’s horse...

Lani

Babes donning fuzzy Santa hats and little else is a Beaver Hunt tradition. In honor of the holidays, we’ve brought back five amateur beauties who unwrapped their presents in our pages just for you. We hope your Christmas is merry.

Gypsy

“Posing naked for HUSTLER was something new and fun to do,” declares Gypsy, a longtime stripper and “devoted girlfriend” from Waco, Texas. It’s also entitled the “outgoing, resourceful, creative, book-smart, street-smart, funny-at-times and straightforward” 40-year-old to detail what she relishes away from the brass pole. “My hobbies are painting, drawing...

Austin

“I’ve always wanted to be in HUSTLER as long as I can remember,” coos Austin, 24, a “bubbly, random, spur-of-the-moment and caring” topless dancer from Austin, Texas. Besides displaying her bare body—kindly stuffing toys into a pair of orifices to boot—the 5-foot-9 “sunbathing nude at Hippie Hollow” devotee bares more...

Jennifer Denise

“Letting an audience see me without clothes on isn’t my style anymore, but life is much too short,” professes Jacksonville, Florida’s “bubbly and outgoing” Jennifer Denise. “So why not? I’m a medical assistant, and I’d never have been one if I hadn’t worked my way through college as a stripper....

Alexis

“I’ve always dreamed about being naked in a magazine,” admits Alexis, 21, a “fun, excited, pumped” denizen of Painesville, Ohio. “I was diagnosed with AVN [avascular necrosis] six years ago and lost my speech and right side. I am now walking and talking, but the use of my right hand...

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