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June 2024

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HUSTLER Beaver Kalie

About Kalie

“I love stripping, and I have a lot going for me,” proclaims Kalie, 28, a topless dancer from Bruceville, Texas. “I’m very outgoing, caring and easy to get along with, and I’ve been blessed with really nice boobs.” Besides blessing us with her first batch of naked photos, the 5-foot-1 skin-mag rookie details what makes her a really nice rube. “I’m a great person to watch TV with ’cause I like just about anything,” Kalie owns up, “and I don’t hog the remote. My favorite shows are Reba, Two and a Half Men and CSI.” But the big Larry the Cable Guy, football and Metallica worshiper does have a penchant for a certain type of hog—and “fat steaks.” Addressing her top sparetime endeavors, Kalie roars, “I love sex and being on the back of a Harley!” We’ve introduced a bona fide speed demon. “I had sex in a car doing 70 miles per hour down the highway,” Kalie recollects. “You could say my guy and I had a quickie. Now we want to fuck on a roller coaster.” And how’s this for some spunky wit? “Here’s to honor,” Kalie coos. “If you can’t come in her, come on her.”

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