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HUSTLER Beaver Kelsey

About Kelsey

Born in Minnesota—the Gopher State—this spanking-new Beaver now holes up in Lake Havasu City, Arizona, where she works at a retail store and hovers on and near the water. “I love making money and having fun,” asserts Kelsey, 21, whose main interests are paddleboarding, boating, social networking, sports (as a rabid Chicago Cubs, Minnesota Twins and Minnesota Wild fan), rap music and sex. “I’m madly in love with a girl from back home,” the 5-foot-1 pixie proclaims, “but I’ve been known to fool around with guys now and then. I think she’d dig my fantasy: a red-hot threeway with [snowboarder] Shaun White. Think of me as a spunky switch-hitter.” Hey, Kelsey, thanks much for adding some extra wallop to this month’s lineup.

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