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About Lacy

“Life is short, so you’d better have fun while you can,” suggests Lacy, 26, a pharmacist from Glen Burnie, Maryland. “I live for the moment, I’m passionate and ambitious, and I’ll never pass up anything that’s thrilling and out of the ordinary— like modeling nude.” In the meantime the 5-foot-7 Suicide Girls aspirant, a fervent Baltimore Ravens fan to boot, passes her time with a smattering of endeavors. “I hang out at skate parks, take long walks in the woods and watch Burn Notice, Weeds, Dexter and almost anything on the History Channel,” Lacy lays on us. “But my favorite hobbies are partying, networking and sex. I’m straight, and I love it when a man takes full control, slamming me hard from behind and slapping my ass.” Lacy is also a brazen jezebel. “In cars I’ve had sex in church parking lots and alongside many back roads,” the Kottonmouth Kings worshiper confides, “and I’ve been fucked at a laundromat in the middle of the night, bent over washer number 2.” That ushers in Lacy’s timely fantasy: “At a jam-packed Christmas party I want to strip in front of everyone, bend over the back of a couch and not know who’s stuffing my snatch!”

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