Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions


Illustrated monthly funnies


Dirty jokes for your dirty mind


Unapologetic political satire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

HUSTLER Beaver Terra

About Terra

Beavers who don’t build dams seem to be an endangered species here of late, but we’ve squeezed in seven, starting with this “laid-back, funny and inquisitive” burlesque performer from Parma, Ohio. “Modeling nude for a magazine was something I’d never gotten around to,” states Terra Incognita, 31. “So I figured, What the heck?! ” Belying her last name, the “flexible” damsel is quite forthright. “I’m single and 100% straight,” the 5-foot-4 traveling, knitting and costumemaking aficionada reveals. “I love men. I especially love a guy who can take charge. Having my pussy licked gives me the best orgasms, I really love anal sex, and I masturbate, usually with a vibrator while watching porn. As a matter of fact, I’m an excellent person to watch TV with. It’s like having your very own Mystery Science Theater right in your living room!” But Terra—an ice-hockey buff and devotee of Jeopardy! and “loud punk music,” notably the Dwarves, 7 Seconds, TSOL and the Angry Samoans—isn’t just a frisky homebody: “I once had a quickie with a certain rock star in a rental car parked in the driveway of his folks’ house before we announced our arrival.” Before bidding adieu, Terra also mentions, “My fantasies are a threesome with two men and having sex in a public place, knowing that people are watching.”

Photos by


Find Terra In

Shop HUSTLER Hollywood

Shop All Sex Toys

More Beavers