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HUSTLER Beaver Terra

About Terra

Beavers who don’t build dams seem to be an endangered species here of late, but we’ve squeezed in seven, starting with this “laid-back, funny and inquisitive” burlesque performer from Parma, Ohio. “Modeling nude for a magazine was something I’d never gotten around to,” states Terra Incognita, 31. “So I figured, What the heck?! ” Belying her last name, the “flexible” damsel is quite forthright. “I’m single and 100% straight,” the 5-foot-4 traveling, knitting and costumemaking aficionada reveals. “I love men. I especially love a guy who can take charge. Having my pussy licked gives me the best orgasms, I really love anal sex, and I masturbate, usually with a vibrator while watching porn. As a matter of fact, I’m an excellent person to watch TV with. It’s like having your very own Mystery Science Theater right in your living room!” But Terra—an ice-hockey buff and devotee of Jeopardy! and “loud punk music,” notably the Dwarves, 7 Seconds, TSOL and the Angry Samoans—isn’t just a frisky homebody: “I once had a quickie with a certain rock star in a rental car parked in the driveway of his folks’ house before we announced our arrival.” Before bidding adieu, Terra also mentions, “My fantasies are a threesome with two men and having sex in a public place, knowing that people are watching.”

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