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Nikosha

Assessing the significance of being butt naked in a world-famous magazine, this “romantic and sentimental” inhabitant of Kaanapali, Hawaii, reflects, “I guess I’m not as shy as people around me think.” Baby-faced Nikosha, 24, is an apprentice chef by trade, a fervent shopper and beachgoer away from her employer’s kitchen...

Rylie

“I’m young and beautiful and taking advantage of every opportunity thrown my way,” announces Oregon native Rylie, 21, a topless dancer now holed up in Killeen, Texas. “I love it when all eyes are on me. I recently went to a concert where there were more than 50,000 people. I...

Nalina Ray

Psycho fanatics might be bummed. We’re ending this Beaverama with a hot chick taking a shower, but 21-year-old Nalina Ray won’t be whacked by a loony motelkeeper. Nevertheless, the “bi-curious” cashier has Halloween pedigree: Her hometown—Salem, Massachusetts—was the site of witchcraft trials in the 1600s. “I’ve come to the conclusion...

Tiff

“A few of my friends had their pictures published in HUSTLER, and it got me interested,” states Tiff, 32, a “caring, loving and very dependable” citizen of Jackson County, Ohio. You’re about to find out that the 5-foot-5 skin-mag virgin is quite interesting herself. Tiff is a bride-to-be and law-enforcement...

Destiny

“I guess it was my destiny to be naked in HUSTLER,” reckons this bride-to-be from Dawson, Texas, who’s bookending our roundup as May birthday gal number 3. “Now everyone will know I’m a shaver.” They’ll also know that Destiny will be crossing the 30 plateau and that she’s into Guns...

Samantha

“Being naked makes me happy,” raves Samantha, a spanking-new MILF from Hilton Head, South Carolina. “Posing naked for someone makes me even happier.” We’re elated that the 5-foot-8 exhibitionist sent us a batch of smoking-hot pics. “I know what your readers are going to do,” Samantha gushes. “They’ll be jacking...

Shellie

“Showing off my body makes me feel naughty,” proclaims Shellie, a self-described “go-getter” from Craftsbury, Vermont. A May candleblower, the soon-to-be 22-year-old may be one of our naughtiest newbies ever. “I’m a bi-curious, seductive little kitty,” Shellie shells out. “If you watch a TV show or movie with me, I’m...

Tina-Marie

“I like slinging hash,” professes this succulent 27-year-old from Calabasas, California. As you can see, the 5-foot-5 waitress with a hairless gash also likes slithering out of her duds when a camera is in the vicinity. “A woman has much more sex appeal when she’s nude,” Tina-Marie maintains. Boosting her...

Amelia Sue

This “not camera-shy grandma” from Miamisburg, Ohio, will be turning 47 come April, but she still fools around. “I can’t get enough sex,” Amelia Sue hoots. “I’m in my prime!” The avid country music listener, who has crushes on crooners Craig Morgan and George Strait, knows how to stay there....

Brandee

This “bubbly and easy to get along with” MILF from Newark, Ohio, is turning 31 in April, but she’s always game for donning her birthday suit. “I hate clothes!” Brandee howls. “People wear ’em to impress others. What a crock! I’d rather live in a nudist colony.” But the fan...

Caramel D.

“Making men happy is my biggest ambition,” proclaims Caramel D., 27, an online college student out of Huntsville, Alabama. “I am very outgoing, witty, honest and polite, and I absolutely love to suck dick and fuck!” Even though the cat is already out of the bag, the 5-foot-4 neophyte anti-climactically...

McKenzie

Roanoke, Virginia, was originally called Big Lick, a tidbit worth mentioning as we showcase this lickable resident: “feisty, lovable and always cheerful” McKenzie. “Being in HUSTLER means a lot to me,” the 22-year-old singing, dancing and networking buff declares. “It could help me start a career as a nude model....

Cherri

“I’m a country girl born and bred in North Carolina,” proclaims Clayton denizen Cherri, 47, a “very openminded MILF” with a hankering to join the Beaver Hunt colony. “It sounded like fun,” purrs the 5-foot-5 Tar Heel Stater, who unequivocally relishes the state of undress. “I live naked in my...

Rachel

“The world is nothing but a stomping ground for those who choose to make something of themselves,” professes this “always smiling” server from Conneaut, Ohio. “I am a deep thinker, an overachiever and a determined young lady with many goals, and I choose to pursue them in every way possible....

Sara

“I always wanted to see myself naked in a magazine,” reckons Sara, 27, an “outgoing and open-minded” prep cook from Makawao, Hawaii. “My fiancé encouraged me. He knows I can’t seem to keep my clothes on when I’m home or at the beach. Recently we had sex on a breakwater...

Tiffany

Fans of female pubic hair will certainly admire Tiffany, 26, from Sunrise, Florida. “I like it natural down there,” professes the adorable reminder of Beaver Hunt’s early years, when bald pussies were few and far between. “I love being naked, and I love it even more when I get to...

Honey Chinno

“I’ve dreamed of being a porn star, but sadly I’ve never had any sex-related jobs,” laments Honey Chinno, 24, a loan officer from Clarksville, Tennessee. “But my soul mate lets people see me naked. He even likes to watch me fuck other men and women. Since he thinks I do...

Brittany S.

“Customer service is my thing!” bellows Brittany S., 19, who works at a Las Vegas fast-food eatery and is thrilled to be a tantalizing item on our menu. “I really love my body and am comfortable showing it off,” the 5-foot-9 newbie adds. “But I’m not a flake. I am...

Chayenne

This restaurant hostess hails from a red state, adores the punk band Green Day, enjoys reading and has some monumental things to say. “I consider myself bouncy, talkative and occasionally annoying,” proclaims Kalispell, Montana’s Chayenne, 23, who’s also gung-ho about being displayed here. “I want all the men and women...

Shelbie Lynn

“I waited four years to do nude modeling,” declares this “outgoing” house cleaner from Eastlake, Ohio, who rushed over to a pal’s photo studio the day after her 18th birthday to head our way. “It was my dream, and now I’ve fulfilled it. My boyfriend and family are very proud,...

Anastasia

“I enjoy nude modeling very much and find it extremely empowering,” professes Anastasia, 21, a college student from Fairfax, Virginia. “I’m majoring in psychology and minoring in women, gender and sexuality. My orientation is straight, but I’m a huge supporter of the LGBTQ community! After grad school I’m hoping to...

Princess

“It’s exciting knowing that other people can see what I see every day,” marvels Princess, 24, a newly minted college graduate from Waco, Texas. “I love my body—especially my boobies—and I love being naked. Shucks, I really don’t like clothes at all.” But there is something the 5-foot-9, 36DD darling...

Renee

“Seeing myself in HUSTLER will take the sting out of turning 40,” proclaims Renee, a “petite, perky and polite” waitress from North Miami Beach, Florida. But the 5-foot-3 Sunshine Stater, who’ll be crossing that threshold in January, just might be pulling our leg. “I think I’m as wild and tempting...

Starlette

Cinema icon Mamie Van Doren was born in South Dakota, where the faces of four U.S. Presidents are carved into the Black Hills. The Mount Rushmore State can also lay claim to Deadwood (the haunt of poker-playing lawman Wild Bill Hickok), biker mecca Sturgis and Starlette, 22, a “wild and...

Kellie

“I’m outgoing, fun-loving and always up for anything new,” reckons Kellie, a DJ, networking devotee and animal activist from Concord, Ohio. All three traits apply as the 5-foot-10 “classic rock girl” (i.e., Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin) opts for a kinky encore coinciding with her January birthday milestone. The October...

Colleen

“My friends say I look and act way younger than I really am,” professes Colleen, 56, a “personable” photographer from San Antonio, Texas. “I feel like I’m in my prime. Being a widow and single gal since 1984, I figured I’d do something crazy and see what happened.” Lo and...

Camila

HUSTLER celebrated its first three birthdays in Columbus, Ohio, so rolling out a Buckeye State amateur model has become an anniversary-issue tradition. Bestowed that honor this time is Camila, 18, a “sexy, fun and adventurous” server from Cleveland. “I am proud of my body and wanted to show it off,”...

Sara Fina

“It’s an honor to be in HUSTLER,” reckons Sara Fina, 22, a gogo dancer by way of Fresno, California. “It totally suits me. I love being naked. It makes me feel so sexy when I’m turning guys on with my body and sparkling personality!” Eager to enlighten us, the 5-foot-4...

Tina-Marie & Ally

“I love hooking up with hot chicks and getting naked for guys with a camera,” professes temporarily corseted Tina-Marie, 29, a bisexual waitress from Calabasas, California. Props to the 5-foot-5 heavy-metal and Family Guy fan for dropping by with an appetizing newbie. “I wanted to be in HUSTLER so my...

Annette

“I’ve never shaved my kitty and never will,” announces Annette, 46, a secretary from Grand Rapids, Michigan. “I get no complaints, and my lovers always come back for seconds. Sex makes me almost insane. I’m usually a raging lesbo, especially during an orgasmic 69, but I refuse to give up...

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