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HUSTLER Beaver Tina-Marie & Ally

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Tina-Marie & Ally

I'm always in such a horny mood, I never seem to be able to keep clothes on no matter where I am, even church.

About Tina-Marie & Ally

“I love hooking up with hot chicks and getting naked for guys with a camera,” professes temporarily corseted Tina-Marie, 29, a bisexual waitress from Calabasas, California. Props to the 5-foot-5 heavy-metal and Family Guy fan for dropping by with an appetizing newbie. “I wanted to be in HUSTLER so my ex-boyfriend will see what he can no longer have,” coos 5-foot-8 Ally, a “promiscuous” hostess from Santa Cruz, California. “I’m always in such a horny mood, I never seem to be able to keep clothes on no matter where I am, even church. I’ve flashed guys in a bar so they’d wanna fuck me in the men’s rest room. That’s a great place to do it. Guys walking in get turned on, and I get laid more than once!” Ally, who’ll be turning 23 in July, is a true-blue jezebel: “I’m very bi. I love to eat pussy, especially when a girl cums in my mouth. Tina-Marie sure did. And I used to work at a dirty-video store. I was the countergirl the customers came in to stare at, so I dressed less to impress.”

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