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June 2024

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I get no complaints, and my lovers always come back for seconds

About Annette

“I’ve never shaved my kitty and never will,” announces Annette, 46, a secretary from Grand Rapids, Michigan. “I get no complaints, and my lovers always come back for seconds. Sex makes me almost insane. I’m usually a raging lesbo, especially during an orgasmic 69, but I refuse to give up the dick.” Or her hobbies: “posting naked pictures of myself on the Internet,” roller-skating, swimming and karaoke.”I love to sing,” the 5-foot-5 neophyte notes. “I have a beautiful voice.” And for die-hard muff buffs, a beautiful bush. Fond of impromtu trysts, Annette fantasizes, “I want to seduce a young dentist, with the hygienist joining in; can’t forget about her!”

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