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HUSTLER Beaver Vanessa

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Vanessa

I’m a bi, kinky bad girl. I’m into whips and blindfolds, and I love being watched by strangers when I’m wearing nada.

About Vanessa

“I can deep-throat a cucumber,” asserts this “caring, adventurous and bold” 24-year-old from Houston. But that isn’t Vanessa’s only noteworthy achievement. Since busting out in our October ’12 roundup, the aspiring model landed gigs with a couple of Lone Star State rappers. Vanessa is ultra seductive in Big Name’s “Gave You Love” video and muy caliente  in Chingo Bling y Los Chulos Del Norte’s “Menudo.” We’re not sure if Chingo and his sidekicks are singing about a traditional Mexican soup—the lyrics are in Spanish—but there’s no denying that Vanessa is best served nudo. “Sex is my favorite hobby,” the 5-foot-0 chiquita chirps, “and I work out at the gym a lot. But I have a loco fetish—fat men. And I love longgggg hot dogs.” Thanks much, Vanessa, for giving us another peek.

Photos by Keilan Brooks

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