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Crystal Taylor

When I see a younger man, I wonder what it would be like with my legs wrapped around his head while he sucks my clit ring deep into his mouth and caresses my labia with his tongue.

About Crystal Taylor

This 48-year-old housewife from Del Mar, California, has experienced an array of unforgettable “life events” since losing her virginity the weekend of a Styx concert in the early 1980s. Here’s a doozy. “One night, stark naked and facing backward,” Crystal Taylor recalls, “I was impaled upon a harness-racing driver’s horse cock while we circled a milelong track on a sulky. Then someone turned on the lights as we headed toward the finish line!” Crystal’s latest public escapade is an illuminating jaunt to Beaver Hunt. “I want to see how many men, including my husband, I can get off doing this,” the 5-foot-6 fishing, hunting and cooking enthusiast imparts. “I spend as much time as I can around home, or other places, naked when possible. I’m very sexual, sensual and unbashful.” But Crystal enjoys brief respites. “I love ER, Dog Whisperer and the History Channel,” she specifies. “And hubby and I spend quality time watching HUSTLER TV right before we go to bed to get the juices flowing. I’m a slave to oral sex—receiving it, that is. We also love freeway sex, and I’m not just talking about fellatio. Sometimes I’ll slip out of my shorts, then straddle hubby while he’s driving.” A true adventuress, Crystal has a bucket list of fantasies encompassing “sex in places where you can look down on the world below— trees, mountaintops, 747s, bridges and the observation deck of the Stratosphere in Las Vegas.”

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