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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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HUSTLER Beaver Kellie
I’d love to be Blink-182’s sex slave the next time my favorite punk rockers come to Ohio.

About Kellie

“I’m outgoing, fun-loving and always up for anything new,” reckons Kellie, a DJ, networking devotee and animal activist from Concord, Ohio. All three traits apply as the 5-foot-10 “classic rock girl” (i.e., Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin) opts for a kinky encore coinciding with her January birthday milestone. The October ’10 Beaver will be hitting 21. “I love being dominated, but I also like having power over men,” Kellie relates. “I’m all about following my dreams, living life to the fullest and sexual chemistry.” No wonder Kellie, who also digs the punk band Blink-182, is an animal in bed. “I love it hard and fast,” the bi-curious vegan coos. “I love biting, scratching and having my hair pulled! I absolutely love giving head and anal, and I love playing with toys during sex. Making me come is a challenge for most guys.” But who wouldn’t wanna try?

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