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September 2021

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HUSTLER Beaver Austin
The more I do it, the more I like anal sex.

About Austin

“I’ve always wanted to be in HUSTLER as long as I can remember,” coos Austin, 24, a “bubbly, random, spur-of-the-moment and caring” topless dancer from Austin, Texas. Besides displaying her bare body—kindly stuffing toys into a pair of orifices to boot—the 5-foot-9 “sunbathing nude at Hippie Hollow” devotee bares more nifty stuff: “I’m primarily straight. It depends on how much I’ve had to drink. I like foreplay the most ’cause it’s getting there that’s fun, and my favorite position is doggy-style. My only fetishes are bondage, men with muscles and military guys. I’m proud to say I’ve had sex with a sergeant on top of a tank!” Also commanding Austin’s attention are TV’s True Blood, flicks (led by Blow, Super Troopers and The Boondock Saints), music (Rob Zombie, Rihanna, Metallica, Static-X and Lil Wyte among others) and astrology. “There’s more to it than people realize,” asserts Austin, who dreams of “fucking a hot police officer who pulls me over and doesn’t give me a ticket.”

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