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Taylor

“If I could be naked all the time, I probably would if it weren’t for society and its narrowminded views,” declares Taylor, 23, a “sweet, caring, bi-curious and happily married” exotic dancer out of Raleigh, North Carolina. “Then again, with everyone and their brother letting it all hang out as...

Ginger Mae

“I believe the female body is a beautiful work of art that is meant to be viewed and shared,” professes this “adventurous, intelligent, outgoing and ambitious” stripper from Beaver Dam, Wisconsin. “As for sharing my body with others, there is no better medium than Larry Flynt’s HUSTLER Magazine. I love...

Jasmine

“There was no better way to be discovered than to submit pics to my favorite porn mag in the whole world—HUSTLER,” proclaims Atlanta’s Jasmine BlueXXX, who’ll be turning 28 in October. “I am dying to eat pussy and fuck hot-ass women on film.” Painting a vivid bio, the 5-foot-1 Georgia...

Juno

“I’m willing to try everything, and I like showing off my body,” announces Juno, 22, a “bubbly and outgoing” waitress from Carlsbad, California. “Now I’ve found a place to get my modeling career started.” It appears that the 5-foot-2 skin-mag rookie, whose fave TV show is Bad Girls Club, is...

Shelly

“I’ve realized that at 34 and after four kids, I actually look sexier than I did back when I was 18,” declares this “happily married MILF” from Charleston, South Carolina. “I have a more womanly body, but I’m still crazy at times, wild and happy go lucky.” Besides being a...

Laurel

“I asked my husband to take sexy pictures of me because I wanted HUSTLER readers to see that the girl-next-door can come in many fun sizes and ages,” proclaims Laurel, a 5-foot-8 nurse from Shelton, Connecticut. “Seeing as how I’m a 44-year-old mom with three sons, I believe I can...

Star Breezy

Talk about a “fun, kind and friendly” secretary! “Nothing is better than when there’s a cock in my mouth, pussy and ass at the same time,” bellows Ashtabula, Ohio’s Star Breezy, 25. “I’m seductive, submissive, bisexual and very promiscuous. I love group sex. The more the better.” Letting us know...

Ritzy

Ritzy, 26, from Austin, Texas, isn’t a comedian, but she has a knack for making people laugh: “My friends think it’s funny that I’ll suggest going to a horror flick and then be the first one to cover my face before something scary happens.” Covering her 5-foot-3 body is another...

Becki

Sunglasses-bedecked Becki is a lifeguard from Nassau, Bahamas, who’s tickled pink to have a seat in her favorite mag: “I love HUSTLER!” the 5-foot-6 thirtysomething raves. “It’s hip and raw, just like me.” Becki, the proud owner of “way more than 50 pairs of shades,” sheds light on what she’s...

Star

Babes donning fuzzy Santa hats and little else is a Beaver Hunt tradition. In honor of the holidays, we’ve brought back five amateur beauties who unwrapped their presents in our pages just for you. We hope your Christmas is merry.

Mia

This “fun, loving and bubbly” Los Angeles native was once a server at a pizza parlor and a hostess at a Mexican restaurant. Leaving Southern California behind, Mia, 32, now greets prospective customers in the parlor of northern Nevada’s Moonlite BunnyRanch, where the 5-foot-5 legal courtesan is a “very adventurous”...

Samantha and Brandee

“I’m straight,” Samantha, 22, of Oak Hill, Ohio, professed in her May ’12 debut. “But if there’s a hot bitch around, I’m not saying I wouldn’t be interested. I just met a chick named Brandee, and I’ve got a feeling she wants to seduce me. Maybe I should tell her...

Jazzybelle

“When I want something, I just have to have it,” asserts this hot-as-hell 26-year-old from Portland, Oregon. It might be a sexy nightie, a nine-inch cock or—as we’ve granted—an opportunity to be nude in our latest roundup. “With a body like mine, why wouldn’t I have power over men?” But...

Julie

“I’m very comfortable showing off my body,” states this “straight” MILF-to-be, who was born in the Marshall Islands and currently resides in Junction City, Kansas. “I’m also very outgoing. That’s how I got pregnant.” Come to think of it, Julie, 24, might be one of the most outgoing amateurs we’ve...

Drea

Up for eyeballing a self-professed little brat? Meet Drea, 19, a topless dancer from Painesville, Ohio, who’s as petite as she is adorable. “I’m a bubbly, outgoing person,” reveals the 4-foot-8 sprite, “and I love to try new things— like modeling nude!” Drea, an ex-cheerleader whose viewing habits are topped...

Iccy

“I feel that if you want to be noticed, there’s no better place to make that happen than HUSTLER Magazine,” proclaims Iccy, 27, of Tignall, Georgia. “I’m outgoing, adventurous and strong-minded, and I like getting dirty.” It appears that the 5-foot-7 poetry, drawing and weightlifting aficionada has coined a double...

Sabrina

“I used to be very shy and aloof,” says Sabrina, 35, a nurse from Louisville, Kentucky. “Now I’m wild, mischievous and daring. I want to be naked for all the world to see, not just the Peeping Toms I imagine are hiding in the bushes behind our house.” Props to...

Amanda

“I love to get nude by the rivers in Tennessee,” hoots Amanda, 32, a “very outgoing” waitress from Nashville, “and have the sun beam down on my naked body.” Now the 5-foot-6 soccer, fishing, swimming and horseback riding enthusiast is down for basking in the buff in her favorite mag....

Tiffany and Natasha

We’ve said it before, and it bears repeating: Two bare-ass Beavers are better than one, especially when both are bona fide dreamboats. Back for side-by-side encores are “adventurous and spontaneous” Tiffany, 22, from Sunrise, Florida, and Natasha, a “flirty, sweet, outgoing and seductive” denizen of Federal Way, Washington, who’ll be...

Catalina

“I’m most likely to succeed in life because of my motivation and dedication,” professes aspiring model Catalina, 19, from Slidell, Louisiana. “I wanted to appear nude in HUSTLER for more than just my first exposure. It’s an honor.” Seeing what Catalina has to offer our readers and her inner circle...

Honey

“I love flirting with hot guys to get bigger tips,” coos Honey, 24, an “energetic and bi-curious” waitress from Leechburg, Pennsylvania. As you can see, the 4-foot-11 morsel also digs modeling nude along with social networking, watching TV (The Simpsons , Family Guy, football), listening to music (Hall & Oates,...

Adina

A medical center in Bethesda, Maryland, is where the President of the United States undergoes his annual checkup. We’ve pointed that out because now checking into the Beaver Hunt colony is a “fun-loving, adventurous and caring” denizen of the Washington, D.C., suburb. Adina, a health spa professional who’ll be turning...

Rose & Sarah

Back in October 1985, Rose was born, and just ten days later it was Sarah’s turn. Their respective formative years intervened, but thanks to an inexplicable twist of fate, each 5-foot-2 damsel independently graced the pages of HUSTLER. Ex-coed Sarah is an “easygoing” stay-at-home mom and “hula-dancing fanatic” from Kula,...

Raianne

ISSUE: September ’12 HOMETOWN: Parkman, OH OCCUPATION: Caregiver NAKED TRUTH: “I love to have a good time, I love to show off my tattoos and piercings, and I really don’t care if I make a total ass of myself.” Since the Bicentennial Year, HUSTLER has popularized a synonym for vagina...

Trishelle

“I love being in front of a camera nude!” raves Trishelle, 31, a “flirtatious, loyal and determined” care manager from Winston- Salem, North Carolina. “I find nudity a natural, beautiful thing, so why be selfish and keep it to myself?” Not keen on keeping anything to herself, the 5-foot-1 “pleaser...

Krissi

“I’ve been naked almost everywhere!” exclaims Krissi, 29, an “outgoing, goofy and always horny” resident of Marine City, Michigan. “But I regret not stripping for Larry Flynt the day I met him on Hollywood Boulevard back in 2007.” Making amends, the 5-foot-3 “having fun” advocate is back for a curtain...

Victoria Marie

“I believe that a woman’s body is a beautiful thing and that it should be seen by others,” trumpets this “dedicated, downto- earth and all smiles” caregiver from Madison, Wisconsin. Unsecretive Victoria Marie isn’t just philosophizing. “When my boyfriend and I went to Las Vegas,” the 5-foot-7 exhibitionist recalls, “we...

Precious

Hitting a golf ball into a sand trap sucks, but stripping in one is never frowned upon here. “I love being naked,” asserts Precious, a mall salesclerk from Sunland, New Mexico. “I can’t help it. I love to show off my body, especially my tight-as-a-virgin’s pussy and hot-for-cock Brazilian booty.”...

Luna Lee

“I like having a little bit of hair down there,” reckons this “very adventurous” waitress from Trenton, New Jersey, whose short and curlies have added a $50 tip to her Beaver Hunt windfall. But Luna Lee, 20, has other attributes that make her exceptional, not to mention great company. “I...

Dee

“I’ve been posing nude for six years, and I really love it,” announces Dee, 30, a “hardworking wife and mom” from Westland, Michigan. “Being naked makes me feel dirty, and I like feeling dirty. I’m naked quite often in the backyard, and I love flashing my husband and peeing in...

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