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Ariyana Nomez

Now comes another Michigan UFO, one who’s gonna turn 26 in August. “I’m a go-getter and total flirt, but being in HUSTLER takes the cake!” howls Ariyana Nomez, a sizzling culinary student from Detroit. “I enjoy knowing a million guys are fantasizing about me. I have power over men—pussy control,...

Baby

By way of Haiku, Hawaii, this “sweet, kinky and submissive” 23-year-old has come well prepared for her moment in the sun. Baby’s “all-time fave” TV show is MTV’s Undressed, and the dancing, surfing and bondage buff once streaked through a mall. “Modeling nude makes me feel sexy, hot and naughty,”...

Jewlz

Since Larry Flynt’s flagship publication celebrated its first three birthdays in Columbus, Ohio, showcasing a Buckeye State amateur has become an anniversary-issue tradition. Bestowed that honor this year is Jewlz, 20, a “goofy, crazy and open” ex-stripper from Cincinnati. “I love being seductively naked,” declares the 5-foot-6 Girl Without a...

Tinkerbelle

“This is the first time I ever sent off risqué pictures of myself,” announces Tinkerbelle, 26, a stay-at-home mom from Bogalusa, Louisiana. “I’m glad y’all thought I was HUSTLER material. I love the idea that someone somewhere is getting a hard-on looking at naked little me.” Feeling right at home...

Summer Daze

Summer—the season—is coming, and that’s why we’ve gotten Occupy Beaver Hunt rolling with this “very easygoing and fun to be around” June birthday celebrant from Morgantown, West Virginia. Summer Daze, who’ll be hitting the 27 mark, asserts, “I like to live life to the fullest. I’m into sex, sewing, cleaning...

Cheryl

Adding some rare international flair to our Holiday roundup is this “bubbly, energetic, ambitious and very open-minded” cabaret dancer. “I quite like the idea of men watching me undress,” reckons Cheryl, 24, who was born in Bangor,Wales, and currently resides in Kent, England. “It turns me on!” Shedding light on...

Lexi

“I’ve flashed just about everywhere,” proclaims June birthday morsel no. 3, a “girl next door who strips” by way of North Olmsted, Ohio. “Lots of people have seen my tits.” Besides saying hi with naked pics, Lexi spells out her personal portfolio. “I’m carefree, daring and smart,” the 5-foot-1 pixie...

Jewel

“I really want to be an adult actress,” professes Jewel, 34, a “shy and quiet until you get to know me” bartender from West Orange, New Jersey. The 5-foot-3 Garden Stater merits knowing. “I think it would be fun to put on a live sex show where hundreds of people...

Victoria

“I think it would be a sin not to show off this body of mine,” purrs Victoria, an “outgoing, fun, adventurous, curious and bisexual” resident of Spokane, Washington. Wholeheartedly concurring, we’ve brought the 5-foot-5 onetime Real College Girl back as an October birthday celebrant. “I love being naked, especially in...

Satana

Rearending our latest clamarama is scintillating Satana, 22, a “naughty MILF and big tease” from Hilton Head, South Carolina. That the 5-foot-6 jezebel with the heavenly titties chose to let it all hang out on a jaunt to Hawaii is a blessing, and here’s some window dressing. “I’m a lady...

Alexa Jaymes

“I’d love to meet astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson,” declares this “bubbly, bisexual, curious and knowledgeable” bartender from Montreal, Canada. “I can only imagine how eye-opening a conversation with him would be.” Now let’s meet Alexa Jaymes, 23, who’s eye-opening conversationally and visually. “This will sound a bit crazy,” the 5-foot-6...

Lesley Cummings

“I believe being chosen for Beaver Hunt will be a great opportunity for me,” reckons Lesley Cummings, 37, a “bubbly and strong-minded”Webmistress from Madison Heights, Michigan. “HUSTLER Magazine reaches millions of readers. I’ve been working hard to become an adult actress, and I hope new fans like what I have...

Nikosha

Assessing the significance of being butt naked in a world-famous magazine, this “romantic and sentimental” inhabitant of Kaanapali, Hawaii, reflects, “I guess I’m not as shy as people around me think.” Baby-faced Nikosha, 24, is an apprentice chef by trade, a fervent shopper and beachgoer away from her employer’s kitchen...

Rylie

“I’m young and beautiful and taking advantage of every opportunity thrown my way,” announces Oregon native Rylie, 21, a topless dancer now holed up in Killeen, Texas. “I love it when all eyes are on me. I recently went to a concert where there were more than 50,000 people. I...

Nalina Ray

Psycho fanatics might be bummed. We’re ending this Beaverama with a hot chick taking a shower, but 21-year-old Nalina Ray won’t be whacked by a loony motelkeeper. Nevertheless, the “bi-curious” cashier has Halloween pedigree: Her hometown—Salem, Massachusetts—was the site of witchcraft trials in the 1600s. “I’ve come to the conclusion...

Tiff

“A few of my friends had their pictures published in HUSTLER, and it got me interested,” states Tiff, 32, a “caring, loving and very dependable” citizen of Jackson County, Ohio. You’re about to find out that the 5-foot-5 skin-mag virgin is quite interesting herself. Tiff is a bride-to-be and law-enforcement...

Destiny

“I guess it was my destiny to be naked in HUSTLER,” reckons this bride-to-be from Dawson, Texas, who’s bookending our roundup as May birthday gal number 3. “Now everyone will know I’m a shaver.” They’ll also know that Destiny will be crossing the 30 plateau and that she’s into Guns...

Samantha

“Being naked makes me happy,” raves Samantha, a spanking-new MILF from Hilton Head, South Carolina. “Posing naked for someone makes me even happier.” We’re elated that the 5-foot-8 exhibitionist sent us a batch of smoking-hot pics. “I know what your readers are going to do,” Samantha gushes. “They’ll be jacking...

Shellie

“Showing off my body makes me feel naughty,” proclaims Shellie, a self-described “go-getter” from Craftsbury, Vermont. A May candleblower, the soon-to-be 22-year-old may be one of our naughtiest newbies ever. “I’m a bi-curious, seductive little kitty,” Shellie shells out. “If you watch a TV show or movie with me, I’m...

Tina-Marie

“I like slinging hash,” professes this succulent 27-year-old from Calabasas, California. As you can see, the 5-foot-5 waitress with a hairless gash also likes slithering out of her duds when a camera is in the vicinity. “A woman has much more sex appeal when she’s nude,” Tina-Marie maintains. Boosting her...

Amelia Sue

This “not camera-shy grandma” from Miamisburg, Ohio, will be turning 47 come April, but she still fools around. “I can’t get enough sex,” Amelia Sue hoots. “I’m in my prime!” The avid country music listener, who has crushes on crooners Craig Morgan and George Strait, knows how to stay there....

Brandee

This “bubbly and easy to get along with” MILF from Newark, Ohio, is turning 31 in April, but she’s always game for donning her birthday suit. “I hate clothes!” Brandee howls. “People wear ’em to impress others. What a crock! I’d rather live in a nudist colony.” But the fan...

Caramel D.

“Making men happy is my biggest ambition,” proclaims Caramel D., 27, an online college student out of Huntsville, Alabama. “I am very outgoing, witty, honest and polite, and I absolutely love to suck dick and fuck!” Even though the cat is already out of the bag, the 5-foot-4 neophyte anti-climactically...

Cherri

“I’m a country girl born and bred in North Carolina,” proclaims Clayton denizen Cherri, 47, a “very openminded MILF” with a hankering to join the Beaver Hunt colony. “It sounded like fun,” purrs the 5-foot-5 Tar Heel Stater, who unequivocally relishes the state of undress. “I live naked in my...

Rachel

“The world is nothing but a stomping ground for those who choose to make something of themselves,” professes this “always smiling” server from Conneaut, Ohio. “I am a deep thinker, an overachiever and a determined young lady with many goals, and I choose to pursue them in every way possible....

Sara

“I always wanted to see myself naked in a magazine,” reckons Sara, 27, an “outgoing and open-minded” prep cook from Makawao, Hawaii. “My fiancé encouraged me. He knows I can’t seem to keep my clothes on when I’m home or at the beach. Recently we had sex on a breakwater...

Tiffany

Fans of female pubic hair will certainly admire Tiffany, 26, from Sunrise, Florida. “I like it natural down there,” professes the adorable reminder of Beaver Hunt’s early years, when bald pussies were few and far between. “I love being naked, and I love it even more when I get to...

Honey Chinno

“I’ve dreamed of being a porn star, but sadly I’ve never had any sex-related jobs,” laments Honey Chinno, 24, a loan officer from Clarksville, Tennessee. “But my soul mate lets people see me naked. He even likes to watch me fuck other men and women. Since he thinks I do...

Brittany S.

“Customer service is my thing!” bellows Brittany S., 19, who works at a Las Vegas fast-food eatery and is thrilled to be a tantalizing item on our menu. “I really love my body and am comfortable showing it off,” the 5-foot-9 newbie adds. “But I’m not a flake. I am...

Chayenne

This restaurant hostess hails from a red state, adores the punk band Green Day, enjoys reading and has some monumental things to say. “I consider myself bouncy, talkative and occasionally annoying,” proclaims Kalispell, Montana’s Chayenne, 23, who’s also gung-ho about being displayed here. “I want all the men and women...

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