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Iccy

“I feel that if you want to be noticed, there’s no better place to make that happen than HUSTLER Magazine,” proclaims Iccy, 27, of Tignall, Georgia. “I’m outgoing, adventurous and strong-minded, and I like getting dirty.” It appears that the 5-foot-7 poetry, drawing and weightlifting aficionada has coined a double...

Sabrina

“I used to be very shy and aloof,” says Sabrina, 35, a nurse from Louisville, Kentucky. “Now I’m wild, mischievous and daring. I want to be naked for all the world to see, not just the Peeping Toms I imagine are hiding in the bushes behind our house.” Props to...

Amanda

“I love to get nude by the rivers in Tennessee,” hoots Amanda, 32, a “very outgoing” waitress from Nashville, “and have the sun beam down on my naked body.” Now the 5-foot-6 soccer, fishing, swimming and horseback riding enthusiast is down for basking in the buff in her favorite mag....

Tiffany and Natasha

We’ve said it before, and it bears repeating: Two bare-ass Beavers are better than one, especially when both are bona fide dreamboats. Back for side-by-side encores are “adventurous and spontaneous” Tiffany, 22, from Sunrise, Florida, and Natasha, a “flirty, sweet, outgoing and seductive” denizen of Federal Way, Washington, who’ll be...

Catalina

“I’m most likely to succeed in life because of my motivation and dedication,” professes aspiring model Catalina, 19, from Slidell, Louisiana. “I wanted to appear nude in HUSTLER for more than just my first exposure. It’s an honor.” Seeing what Catalina has to offer our readers and her inner circle...

Honey

“I love flirting with hot guys to get bigger tips,” coos Honey, 24, an “energetic and bi-curious” waitress from Leechburg, Pennsylvania. As you can see, the 4-foot-11 morsel also digs modeling nude along with social networking, watching TV (The Simpsons , Family Guy, football), listening to music (Hall & Oates,...

Rose & Sarah

Back in October 1985, Rose was born, and just ten days later it was Sarah’s turn. Their respective formative years intervened, but thanks to an inexplicable twist of fate, each 5-foot-2 damsel independently graced the pages of HUSTLER. Ex-coed Sarah is an “easygoing” stay-at-home mom and “hula-dancing fanatic” from Kula,...

Raianne

ISSUE: September ’12 HOMETOWN: Parkman, OH OCCUPATION: Caregiver NAKED TRUTH: “I love to have a good time, I love to show off my tattoos and piercings, and I really don’t care if I make a total ass of myself.” Since the Bicentennial Year, HUSTLER has popularized a synonym for vagina...

Trishelle

“I love being in front of a camera nude!” raves Trishelle, 31, a “flirtatious, loyal and determined” care manager from Winston- Salem, North Carolina. “I find nudity a natural, beautiful thing, so why be selfish and keep it to myself?” Not keen on keeping anything to herself, the 5-foot-1 “pleaser...

Krissi

“I’ve been naked almost everywhere!” exclaims Krissi, 29, an “outgoing, goofy and always horny” resident of Marine City, Michigan. “But I regret not stripping for Larry Flynt the day I met him on Hollywood Boulevard back in 2007.” Making amends, the 5-foot-3 “having fun” advocate is back for a curtain...

Victoria Marie

“I believe that a woman’s body is a beautiful thing and that it should be seen by others,” trumpets this “dedicated, downto- earth and all smiles” caregiver from Madison, Wisconsin. Unsecretive Victoria Marie isn’t just philosophizing. “When my boyfriend and I went to Las Vegas,” the 5-foot-7 exhibitionist recalls, “we...

Precious

Hitting a golf ball into a sand trap sucks, but stripping in one is never frowned upon here. “I love being naked,” asserts Precious, a mall salesclerk from Sunland, New Mexico. “I can’t help it. I love to show off my body, especially my tight-as-a-virgin’s pussy and hot-for-cock Brazilian booty.”...

Luna Lee

“I like having a little bit of hair down there,” reckons this “very adventurous” waitress from Trenton, New Jersey, whose short and curlies have added a $50 tip to her Beaver Hunt windfall. But Luna Lee, 20, has other attributes that make her exceptional, not to mention great company. “I...

Dee

“I’ve been posing nude for six years, and I really love it,” announces Dee, 30, a “hardworking wife and mom” from Westland, Michigan. “Being naked makes me feel dirty, and I like feeling dirty. I’m naked quite often in the backyard, and I love flashing my husband and peeing in...

Ariyana Nomez

Now comes another Michigan UFO, one who’s gonna turn 26 in August. “I’m a go-getter and total flirt, but being in HUSTLER takes the cake!” howls Ariyana Nomez, a sizzling culinary student from Detroit. “I enjoy knowing a million guys are fantasizing about me. I have power over men—pussy control,...

Baby

By way of Haiku, Hawaii, this “sweet, kinky and submissive” 23-year-old has come well prepared for her moment in the sun. Baby’s “all-time fave” TV show is MTV’s Undressed, and the dancing, surfing and bondage buff once streaked through a mall. “Modeling nude makes me feel sexy, hot and naughty,”...

Jewlz

Since Larry Flynt’s flagship publication celebrated its first three birthdays in Columbus, Ohio, showcasing a Buckeye State amateur has become an anniversary-issue tradition. Bestowed that honor this year is Jewlz, 20, a “goofy, crazy and open” ex-stripper from Cincinnati. “I love being seductively naked,” declares the 5-foot-6 Girl Without a...

Tinkerbelle

“This is the first time I ever sent off risqué pictures of myself,” announces Tinkerbelle, 26, a stay-at-home mom from Bogalusa, Louisiana. “I’m glad y’all thought I was HUSTLER material. I love the idea that someone somewhere is getting a hard-on looking at naked little me.” Feeling right at home...

Summer Daze

Summer—the season—is coming, and that’s why we’ve gotten Occupy Beaver Hunt rolling with this “very easygoing and fun to be around” June birthday celebrant from Morgantown, West Virginia. Summer Daze, who’ll be hitting the 27 mark, asserts, “I like to live life to the fullest. I’m into sex, sewing, cleaning...

Cheryl

Adding some rare international flair to our Holiday roundup is this “bubbly, energetic, ambitious and very open-minded” cabaret dancer. “I quite like the idea of men watching me undress,” reckons Cheryl, 24, who was born in Bangor,Wales, and currently resides in Kent, England. “It turns me on!” Shedding light on...

Lexi

“I’ve flashed just about everywhere,” proclaims June birthday morsel no. 3, a “girl next door who strips” by way of North Olmsted, Ohio. “Lots of people have seen my tits.” Besides saying hi with naked pics, Lexi spells out her personal portfolio. “I’m carefree, daring and smart,” the 5-foot-1 pixie...

Jewel

“I really want to be an adult actress,” professes Jewel, 34, a “shy and quiet until you get to know me” bartender from West Orange, New Jersey. The 5-foot-3 Garden Stater merits knowing. “I think it would be fun to put on a live sex show where hundreds of people...

Victoria

“I think it would be a sin not to show off this body of mine,” purrs Victoria, an “outgoing, fun, adventurous, curious and bisexual” resident of Spokane, Washington. Wholeheartedly concurring, we’ve brought the 5-foot-5 onetime Real College Girl back as an October birthday celebrant. “I love being naked, especially in...

Satana

Rearending our latest clamarama is scintillating Satana, 22, a “naughty MILF and big tease” from Hilton Head, South Carolina. That the 5-foot-6 jezebel with the heavenly titties chose to let it all hang out on a jaunt to Hawaii is a blessing, and here’s some window dressing. “I’m a lady...

Alexa Jaymes

“I’d love to meet astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson,” declares this “bubbly, bisexual, curious and knowledgeable” bartender from Montreal, Canada. “I can only imagine how eye-opening a conversation with him would be.” Now let’s meet Alexa Jaymes, 23, who’s eye-opening conversationally and visually. “This will sound a bit crazy,” the 5-foot-6...

Lesley Cummings

“I believe being chosen for Beaver Hunt will be a great opportunity for me,” reckons Lesley Cummings, 37, a “bubbly and strong-minded”Webmistress from Madison Heights, Michigan. “HUSTLER Magazine reaches millions of readers. I’ve been working hard to become an adult actress, and I hope new fans like what I have...

Nikosha

Assessing the significance of being butt naked in a world-famous magazine, this “romantic and sentimental” inhabitant of Kaanapali, Hawaii, reflects, “I guess I’m not as shy as people around me think.” Baby-faced Nikosha, 24, is an apprentice chef by trade, a fervent shopper and beachgoer away from her employer’s kitchen...

Rylie

“I’m young and beautiful and taking advantage of every opportunity thrown my way,” announces Oregon native Rylie, 21, a topless dancer now holed up in Killeen, Texas. “I love it when all eyes are on me. I recently went to a concert where there were more than 50,000 people. I...

Nalina Ray

Psycho fanatics might be bummed. We’re ending this Beaverama with a hot chick taking a shower, but 21-year-old Nalina Ray won’t be whacked by a loony motelkeeper. Nevertheless, the “bi-curious” cashier has Halloween pedigree: Her hometown—Salem, Massachusetts—was the site of witchcraft trials in the 1600s. “I’ve come to the conclusion...

Tiff

“A few of my friends had their pictures published in HUSTLER, and it got me interested,” states Tiff, 32, a “caring, loving and very dependable” citizen of Jackson County, Ohio. You’re about to find out that the 5-foot-5 skin-mag virgin is quite interesting herself. Tiff is a bride-to-be and law-enforcement...

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