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HUSTLER Beaver Jewlz

About Jewlz

Since Larry Flynt’s flagship publication celebrated its first three birthdays in Columbus, Ohio, showcasing a Buckeye State amateur has become an anniversary-issue tradition. Bestowed that honor this year is Jewlz, 20, a “goofy, crazy and open” ex-stripper from Cincinnati. “I love being seductively naked,” declares the 5-foot-6 Girl Without a Dragon Tattoo, whose left shoulder sports far sexier artwork than fictional Lisbeth Salander’s. “I feel confident in my own skin,” Jewlz reflects. “I have an hourglass figure—round ass, skinny waist, nice boobs—that I love showing off.” Jewlz also adores “admiring other women,” collecting ink mags, grooving to Tech N9ne, Twiztid and “a ton of underground bands,” watching porn and outdoing some XXX sluts. “Everyone loves hanging with me!” Jewlz exults. “I am double-jointed and very flexible. I can get into many different types of positions.” Now the limber vixen is in a position to be admired from head to toe.

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