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Making a Killing Off COVID

Trump and U.S. Billionaires got richer while high school kids outpaced the federal government’s response to the pandemic. As bad as you may think Donald Trump and his administration’s failed response has been to the coronavirus pandemic, it’s far worse—in blood and treasure. The blood cost in the United States far exceeds that paid by...

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Asshole of The Month: Andrew Wheeler

Fans of Trump’s musical-chairs circus over the last four years may remember Scott Pruitt, former head of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), as one of the most entertainingly corrupt clowns of all time. Pruitt spent $43,000 in taxpayer money to install a soundproof phone booth in his EPA office, had a 24/7 security detail following...

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Asshole of the Month: Mitch McConnell

The USA is 244 years old now. In that long history there have been periods of relative cooperation and mutual respect between the various opposing parties—and periods of cutthroat competition and gridlock, the worst being the bloody Civil War. For the past 15 years or so, we’ve been in one of the cutthroat periods, getting...

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Misty

“I’m back, doing my thing,” asserts this “seductive, unbashful and motivated” office worker from Grand Prairie, Texas. “I love posing nude.” Misty has done it here before—we’re not blind!—but now the 5-foot-nada aficionada of “pantyhose, salsa dancing and giving great head” gets to encore as a September birthday gal. Misty...

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Natasha

Getting the nod as our official “Season’s Greetings!” bearer (and, of course, barer) is this aspiring veterinarian from Federal Way, Washington. A former HUSTLER Real College Girl, Natasha is well-suited for the assignment. Besides thinking of herself as “funny, flirty, sweet and outgoing,” the limber Latina—she was a cheerleader and...

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Anastasia

“I am a very caring person,” announces Anastasia, 25, a nurse’s aide from Princeville, Hawaii. “I can be pretty adventurous too,” the 5-foot-0 single gal asserts. “I like trying new things, and letting a guy I’d just met take naked pictures of me seemed hard to pass up.” Providing further...

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Nikki

“I have always been an exhibitionist, and nude modeling has been a great way to satisfy that urge,” says Nikki, 35, a “funny, sweet and very giving” secretary out of Tunnel Hill, Georgia. “Plus I’m proud to be a mother of two kids and still have a hot body. Guys...

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Ashley

Football hotbed Texas celebrates its Independence Day in March, so we’ll pay homage with Ashley James, an ex-cheerleader from Waco. “I’ve always wanted to be lots of guys’ fantasy,” declares the “bubbly, crazy, fun to be around and energetic” 19-year-old, who recently graduated from supermarket checker to super stripper with...

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Ashley

It’s now time to zero in on a pint-sized cutie pie from Boise, Idaho, who’s literally getting her feet (and 32B boobies) wet as skin-mag eye candy. “I’m young but not as innocent as I look,” Ashley, 20, announces. “I’ve decided to make my life a journey to a wilder...

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Samantha

“I want to experience new things, and nude modeling was high on my list,” announces Samantha, an aspiring nurse from Oak Hill, Ohio. “It shows that I’m confident about my body. I have a good outlook, and I want all I can get out of life.” That credo is now...

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Ashley

Adding Latina luster to our birthday-oriented roundup is this “bubbly, crazy, energetic” ex-cheerleader from Waco, Texas. “I feel right at home being naked in HUSTLER,” hoots March ’12 delight Ashley James, who’ll be kissing teenagedom adios in July. “I love getting to fire up men’s fantasies.” The 5-foot-1 señorita also...

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Amanda

“I love modeling nude for my husband and dancing around with nothing on but a Marilyn Manson CD,” raves this “extremely contented housewife” from Sevierville, Tennessee. “Now I can show the world how hot I am. I get wet thinking about HUSTLER’s readers getting off to my pics.” Amanda, who’ll...

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Mia

“Being naked in HUSTLER sounded exciting,” gushes this “bubbly and outgoing” stripper from Waco, Texas. “My partner thinks it’s hot and wants me to do it again!” Mia, 19, has a penchant for nudity. “I’ve been naked at parks, in my car, at the movies, behind a church, on my...

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Sasha

“I am extremely comfortable nude, not to say I have no flaws,” says Sasha, 24, a “goofy and smart” MILF from Massillon, Ohio. “But I feel very lucky to have been blessed with a body to be proud of, and what better place to show it off? I like surprising...

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Angel

“Ever since I watched the movie The People vs. Larry Flynt, I became interested in doing soft porn,” says Angel, a “sweet, caring, extremely country and cocky” resident of Centerville, Texas. “I’ve always been determined to achieve something.” Now the 5-foot-2 UFC diehard, a stripper who’s motivated by the bands...

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Taylor

This “sweet, compassionate and self-confident” denizen of Pflugerville, Texas, digs the Italian flick Cinema Paradiso, singer Norah Jones and the classic novel Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë. But Taylor, 24, especially adores being bare. “The opportunity to be in HUSTLER presented itself, and I gladly jumped on it,” the 5-foot-4...

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Khloe

“I’ve finally fulfilled my longtime dream,” exults Khloe, 32, a “fun-loving” stay-at-home mom from Upland, California. “I chose HUSTLER because it’s well-known, respected and a bit naughtier than other adult magazines.” It seems the 5-foot-8 neophyte has pastimes that are a bit naughtier than “just hangin’ out at home,” going...

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Nikki

“You only live once!” exclaims Nikki, 27, a “sweet, bubbly, wild and flirtatious” student from Mentor, Ohio. “I am very pleased to have this chance to do something amazing.” Not that the 5-foot-5 ghost-hunting and Facebook enthusiast hasn’t already. “I was at my ex-mother-inlaw’s birthday party out in the country,”...

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Riley

“Modeling nude was always one of my dreams,” reveals Riley, 22, a “very caring” waitress from Sarasota, Florida. “When the opportunity came up, I knew I had to jump on it. I like to try new things.” For old things, Riley can rely on going to the beach, reading, movies,...

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Isabella

Most folk in Utah prefer spreading religion, but this office temp from Provo would rather slip out of her britches and spread her legs in HUSTLER. “I love being naked,” says Isabella, 26. “It makes me feel naughty. I don’t like wearing clothes much.” She does like some other endeavors...

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Riley

“I would love to be naked in Paris at the Eiffel Tower,” muses Riley, 19, an “outgoing, kind and very confident” resident of Ravenna, Ohio. But for the time being, Beaver Hunt will suffice for the fledgling model: “I want to get my name out and inspire other girls that...

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Mia

Since the Bicentennial Year, HUSTLER has popularized a synonym for vagina with the world’s most famous amateur coozefest. Here’s a look back at more than two dozen standouts from the past ten years. Have we discovered the best nookie in your neighborhood?

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Cassie

Majestically thrusting herself into our latest coozefest is Cassie, 22, a recent college grad from Santa Cruz, California. “I thought it would be fun and something different,” she reflects. Her career aspiration is certainly different. “I want to be an enema nurse,” states the 5-foot-3 greenhorn model, whose leisure-time activities...

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Marie

Hailing from Dallas, Texas, this aspiring model was on her honeymoon when she took the first step toward consideration as a potential HUSTLER Honey. “My wife suggested the idea,” Marie, 19, recalls. “She set up the photo-shoot as a surprise. How could I say no? I’m fearless, and I love...

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Sunny

“I love the idea of being naked in a prestigious magazine,” says Sunny, a “funny and unpredictable” 27-year-old from Waxahachie, Texas. “Lots of people can see how inviting I can be.” And how much the 5-foot-4 Avenged Sevenfold and Nicki Minaj fan adores body art. “I’ve been a tattoo artist...

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Nikki

“I really like to have my picture taken,” proclaims Nikki, 29, from Granbury, Texas. “But being naked makes it more fun. I wouldn’t have become a stripper if I was uptight about showing off my body. I used to be the class clown. Look at me now!” The 5-foot-0 tyro...

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Sabrina

Sabrina, 22, a nursing student from Toms River, New Jersey, is just what the doctor ordered. “I’m ambitious, outgoing and open-minded,” says the 5-foot-6 ray of sunshine, who lives up to those attributes by echoing the mantra of every Beaver since Day One: “Nude modeling is fun. I feel as...

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Nikki

“All female gymnasts are show-offs,” says Nikki, 22, from Moscow, Russia, a nation that takes gymnastics seriously. “Competitors want everyone to see how flexible and strong they are—and,” she quips, “how sexy they look in a leotard.” Years of training blessed the 5-foot-5 vault specialist with a shipshape body, but...

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Sunny

“I’m always up for trying new things, especially if I’m naked,” reveals Sunny, 34, an “open-minded and laid-back” resident of Sandusky, Ohio. “I’d never modeled nude before, but not because I’m shy. I went to a sex club once and never had so much fun in my life.” The 5-foot-9...

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Clover

Happy New Year, Beaver Hunt Nation, and happy birthday, Clover! The Amherst, Massachusetts, denizen will be turning 22 in January and pocketing 250 smackers as our birthday gift for looking so yummy in her birthday suit. “I follow my goals and ambitions,” the 5-foot-3 go-getter avows. “A really big one...

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