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Asshole of the Month: Mike Pompeo

The swamp in Washington, D.C., teems with as many Assholes as there are rats in the sewers, but few piss us off more than the slimy warmonger acting as current secretary of state, Mike Pompeo. That Trump appointed this berserker—along with superhawk John Bolton— after promising to wind down our disastrous, costly “War on Terror”...

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Global Inequality Worsens

A human rights organization says the world’s billionaires should pony up to alleviate the vast wealth gap. A million bucks or a billion, what’s the difference? World domination! Most of us still think that having a million dollars makes a person very wealthy, but of course the reality is that’s just chump change for some...

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Assassin Nation

Trump pulls the trigger on war crimes after a decades-long ban on U.S.-sanctioned assassinations of foreign leaders. For the past three years the Trump Administration has rolled back or plowed over decades of federal rules, regulations and statutes. On January 3, 2020—when the President ordered a drone strike on a top Iranian general near Baghdad’s...

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Asshole of the Month: Marsha Blackburn

The United States Congress is home to some of the most intelligent, educated, principled public servants in the nation, and also some of the dumbest, most ignorant, dishonest twits on the whole planet. In the former category, members of both parties are to be found, although differing on policies, philosophy and solutions to the country’s...

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Asshole of the Month: Virginia Thomas

Some of the most influential movers and shakers in politics are not household names. They don’t hold public office, host a talk show or donate millions to candidate campaigns; they operate more or less in the shadows. This profile fits one of D.C.’s most powerful divas, Virginia “Ginni” Thomas, the big, bad blond wife of...

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Apple’s Noble Fight

The telecom company is resisting demands to make its cell phones accessible to government agencies. Let’s give it up for Apple! It’s not easy to commend a hugely profitable company for simply doing what’s right for its customers and bottom line, but the tech giant is doing something much more praiseworthy. With CEO Tim Cook...

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Asshole of the Month: Brian Kemp

The rise of Donald Trump inspired a small army of conservative dimwits and grifters to follow in his footsteps. If such an ignorant buffoon could gain the highest office in the land, then any damn fool could run for higher office with a chance of winning. A prime example is the current Republican governor of...

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Asshole of the Month: Rand Paul

Libertarians are a strange lot. If you were to bioengineer a hybrid creature, half elephant and half donkey, that would be the perfect mascot for a true libertarian: about half conservative and half liberal. You might find yourself agreeing with them on a lot of things, but then they do something absolutely batshit crazy. The...

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Trump Is a Voter Fraud Criminal

The President, who describes absentee voting as “FRAUDULENT,” would certainly know. What is it about Republicans, Palm Beach and voter fraud? Pretending that there’s systemic voter fraud by Democrats, the Republican Party has gone all out to buttress voting restrictions that actually suppress perfectly lawful—not to mention predominantly Democratic-leaning—voters. I’ve reported on this con for...

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Asshole of the Month: Joni Ernst

In the fourth grueling year of Trump’s reign, many Republicans have finally come around to admitting that the man is an idiot and jackass unfit for office. Jeff Flake, Ann Coulter, John Bolton, George Conway and two groups— the Lincoln Project and Republican Voters Against Trump—among others, have made the case recently. But some diehards...

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BlackRock Rises From the Shadows

An unregulated Wall Street investment firm has become so powerful that it now controls the U.S. economy. To most people, if they are familiar with it at all, BlackRock helps pension funds and retirees manage their savings through “passive” investments that track the stock market. But working behind the scenes, it is much more than...

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Asshole of the Month: Louie Gohmert

There is no question that Donald Trump reigns supreme as the biggest buffoon in the history of the GOP, and that’s saying a lot, considering the stiff competition. Trump’s ginormous ego sucks all the air out of the circus tent, leaving little limelight for the other right-wing bozos on Capitol Hill. So it’s high time...

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Making a Killing Off COVID

Trump and U.S. Billionaires got richer while high school kids outpaced the federal government’s response to the pandemic. As bad as you may think Donald Trump and his administration’s failed response has been to the coronavirus pandemic, it’s far worse—in blood and treasure. The blood cost in the United States far exceeds that paid by...

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Asshole of The Month: Andrew Wheeler

Fans of Trump’s musical-chairs circus over the last four years may remember Scott Pruitt, former head of the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), as one of the most entertainingly corrupt clowns of all time. Pruitt spent $43,000 in taxpayer money to install a soundproof phone booth in his EPA office, had a 24/7 security detail following...

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Asshole of the Month: Mitch McConnell

The USA is 244 years old now. In that long history there have been periods of relative cooperation and mutual respect between the various opposing parties—and periods of cutthroat competition and gridlock, the worst being the bloody Civil War. For the past 15 years or so, we’ve been in one of the cutthroat periods, getting...

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Misty

“I’m back, doing my thing,” asserts this “seductive, unbashful and motivated” office worker from Grand Prairie, Texas. “I love posing nude.” Misty has done it here before—we’re not blind!—but now the 5-foot-nada aficionada of “pantyhose, salsa dancing and giving great head” gets to encore as a September birthday gal. Misty...

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Natasha

Getting the nod as our official “Season’s Greetings!” bearer (and, of course, barer) is this aspiring veterinarian from Federal Way, Washington. A former HUSTLER Real College Girl, Natasha is well-suited for the assignment. Besides thinking of herself as “funny, flirty, sweet and outgoing,” the limber Latina—she was a cheerleader and...

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Anastasia

“I am a very caring person,” announces Anastasia, 25, a nurse’s aide from Princeville, Hawaii. “I can be pretty adventurous too,” the 5-foot-0 single gal asserts. “I like trying new things, and letting a guy I’d just met take naked pictures of me seemed hard to pass up.” Providing further...

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Nikki

“I have always been an exhibitionist, and nude modeling has been a great way to satisfy that urge,” says Nikki, 35, a “funny, sweet and very giving” secretary out of Tunnel Hill, Georgia. “Plus I’m proud to be a mother of two kids and still have a hot body. Guys...

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Ashley

Football hotbed Texas celebrates its Independence Day in March, so we’ll pay homage with Ashley James, an ex-cheerleader from Waco. “I’ve always wanted to be lots of guys’ fantasy,” declares the “bubbly, crazy, fun to be around and energetic” 19-year-old, who recently graduated from supermarket checker to super stripper with...

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Ashley

It’s now time to zero in on a pint-sized cutie pie from Boise, Idaho, who’s literally getting her feet (and 32B boobies) wet as skin-mag eye candy. “I’m young but not as innocent as I look,” Ashley, 20, announces. “I’ve decided to make my life a journey to a wilder...

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Samantha

“I want to experience new things, and nude modeling was high on my list,” announces Samantha, an aspiring nurse from Oak Hill, Ohio. “It shows that I’m confident about my body. I have a good outlook, and I want all I can get out of life.” That credo is now...

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Ashley

Adding Latina luster to our birthday-oriented roundup is this “bubbly, crazy, energetic” ex-cheerleader from Waco, Texas. “I feel right at home being naked in HUSTLER,” hoots March ’12 delight Ashley James, who’ll be kissing teenagedom adios in July. “I love getting to fire up men’s fantasies.” The 5-foot-1 señorita also...

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Amanda

“I love modeling nude for my husband and dancing around with nothing on but a Marilyn Manson CD,” raves this “extremely contented housewife” from Sevierville, Tennessee. “Now I can show the world how hot I am. I get wet thinking about HUSTLER’s readers getting off to my pics.” Amanda, who’ll...

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Mia

“Being naked in HUSTLER sounded exciting,” gushes this “bubbly and outgoing” stripper from Waco, Texas. “My partner thinks it’s hot and wants me to do it again!” Mia, 19, has a penchant for nudity. “I’ve been naked at parks, in my car, at the movies, behind a church, on my...

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Sasha

“I am extremely comfortable nude, not to say I have no flaws,” says Sasha, 24, a “goofy and smart” MILF from Massillon, Ohio. “But I feel very lucky to have been blessed with a body to be proud of, and what better place to show it off? I like surprising...

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Angel

“Ever since I watched the movie The People vs. Larry Flynt, I became interested in doing soft porn,” says Angel, a “sweet, caring, extremely country and cocky” resident of Centerville, Texas. “I’ve always been determined to achieve something.” Now the 5-foot-2 UFC diehard, a stripper who’s motivated by the bands...

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Taylor

This “sweet, compassionate and self-confident” denizen of Pflugerville, Texas, digs the Italian flick Cinema Paradiso, singer Norah Jones and the classic novel Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë. But Taylor, 24, especially adores being bare. “The opportunity to be in HUSTLER presented itself, and I gladly jumped on it,” the 5-foot-4...

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Khloe

“I’ve finally fulfilled my longtime dream,” exults Khloe, 32, a “fun-loving” stay-at-home mom from Upland, California. “I chose HUSTLER because it’s well-known, respected and a bit naughtier than other adult magazines.” It seems the 5-foot-8 neophyte has pastimes that are a bit naughtier than “just hangin’ out at home,” going...

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Nikki

“You only live once!” exclaims Nikki, 27, a “sweet, bubbly, wild and flirtatious” student from Mentor, Ohio. “I am very pleased to have this chance to do something amazing.” Not that the 5-foot-5 ghost-hunting and Facebook enthusiast hasn’t already. “I was at my ex-mother-inlaw’s birthday party out in the country,”...

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