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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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HUSTLER Beaver Satana
I’m a very horny girl—even on Sundays!

About Satana

Rearending our latest clamarama is scintillating Satana, 22, a “naughty MILF and big tease” from Hilton Head, South Carolina. That the 5-foot-6 jezebel with the heavenly titties chose to let it all hang out on a jaunt to Hawaii is a blessing, and here’s some window dressing. “I’m a lady on the street, and I go to church every Sunday,” Satana avows. “But I’m a freak in the sheets.” Not to mention a big fan of Rob Zombie, Sheri Moon (the rocker’s actress wife), Bad Girls Club and sodomy. “I love being fucked in the ass!” the Bible Belter howls. “It makes me cry ‘Hallelujah!’ when I come.” Satana is so hot, no wonder her fantasy is “to have sex with a girl in the rain.” For 40 days and 40 nights?

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