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June 2024

Misha Cross and Agatha Vega
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HUSTLER Beaver Shellie



Honestly, I shave because it makes my coochie look smaller.

About Shellie

“Showing off my body makes me feel naughty,” proclaims Shellie, a self-described “go-getter” from Craftsbury, Vermont. A May candleblower, the soon-to-be 22-year-old may be one of our naughtiest newbies ever. “I’m a bi-curious, seductive little kitty,” Shellie shells out. “If you watch a TV show or movie with me, I’m quiet, and you’ll get a blowjob.” But the 5-foot-6 Jersey Shore follower, whose outdoor endeavors include horseback riding and swimming, has more in store: “I went on a blind date with an older man, and his dick was huge. It was impossible to be quiet while riding him in the very back row of a theater.” Shellie’s also an avid backdoor babe: “I love fucking doggy-style, especially anal. It feels really good, and I know my men like my tight ass.” It seems the Katy Perry diehard is eager to make her keister even more accessible. “I want to be naked in the middle of a concert,” Shellie asserts, “so everyone can see my body. And maybe get a few booty calls out of it.”

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