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HUSTLER Beaver Ariyana Nomez

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Ariyana Nomez

About Ariyana Nomez

Now comes another Michigan UFO, one who’s gonna turn 26 in August. “I’m a go-getter and total flirt, but being in HUSTLER takes the cake!” howls Ariyana Nomez, a sizzling culinary student from Detroit. “I enjoy knowing a million guys are fantasizing about me. I have power over men—pussy control, baby, and mine is prime!” As are the 5-foot-4 newbie’s mighty mounds and “nice, round, Puerto Rican” ass. “I love to show it off,” says Ariyana, a dancing, partying and techno music aficionada whose amorous menu is lights out. “I’m a freaky, bisexual, aggressive lover who is down for anything! A tongue on my vajayjay makes me a happy camper, but I really love anal sex ’cause it makes me feel naughty. I love being a naughty girl. I’m also extremely flexible. I was a cheerleader all through high school, and I love to show off my tricks, like riding a guy while in the splits.” No wonder Ariyana exults, “I’d be a great wife ’cause I love to cook, clean and fuck— and not in that order!” Rounding out her résumé, the part-time bachelor party entertainer discloses, “My favorite TV show is Ghost Whisperer, which was canceled—so sad. My other faves are the CSI shows, NCIS, Ice Road Truckers, Medium and Haven. I love scifi. Yes, I’m a nerd!” With a lurid imagination: “I’ve always had the fantasy that a cop arrests me, then takes advantage of me in the back of his patrol car.”

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