This “bubbly and easy to get along with” MILF from Newark, Ohio, is turning 31 in April, but she’s always game for donning her birthday suit. “I hate clothes!” Brandee howls. “People wear ’em to impress others. What a crock! I’d rather live in a nudist colony.” But the fan of “old, old country” music, classic rock and Val Kilmer flicks has a shortterm substitute. “I love taking nude nature walks,” reveals the 5-foot-2 sprite, who let it all hang out (quite impressively) for a camera-wielding pal during one such jaunt. Not beating around the bush, Brandee explains why: “Think of me as a handy muse. Guys can look at my pics and do whatever they please. I appreciate any compliments— woodies most of all.” Despite being a dandy exhibitionist, Brandee acknowledges, “I’m a little old-fashioned when it comes to sex. I’ve never been with two guys at the same time or with a girl. But I just met one I want to seduce. I hope she’s bi.” So do we!
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