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HUSTLER Beaver Myra
I write country songs, but my fantasy is to rock with Vince Neil.

About Myra

Back when Beaver Hunt debuted, muffs were a dime a dozen. Now they’re an endangered species. So props to Myra, a songwriter from Parker, Colorado. She is hairy down there, will be 45 in July and is nostalgic.“Thirty years from now I can remember how I looked without clothes on,” notes the 5-foot-5 exhibitionist, who relishes getting bare whenever a camera is clicking. She’s also keen on “fishing, inner-tubing, camping and partying.” As for screwing, Myra doesn’t flinch: “I love sex, period, and new stuff keeps the fire going. I was raised in the Ozarks, so I’m game for some hard lovin’ out in the woods, but I’ve also done the deed on a toilet and my washing machine. I’m a domestic porn star. I want my man and me to come ten times every night. Guys haven’t had a blowjob or eaten pussy until I get hold of them.” Myra’s a Beaver and a wildcat!

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