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HUSTLER Beaver Patti
My boyfriend loves HUSTLER too and thinks it would be nice to see his girl in there.

About Patti

It’s time to meet an “outgoing, straight and very sexual” deli manager from New Caney, Texas. “I have never done anything like this,” announces Patti, who’ll be blowing out 28 birthday candles in August. “When my boyfriend suggested sending in pics of me to HUSTLER, I said, ‘Why not?’ I would love to share my body with other people.” Patti is into social networking, swimming and “hanging out with family and friends,” but the 5-foot-3 Evanescence and NCIS fan clearly has a main pastime. “I’ve always been a tad kooky when it comes to sex,” Patti admits. “I have very large breasts [44DD bra size!], and I love having them suckled and played with. My boyfriend turned me on to sex toys, which I love to have in my kitty and up my ass. I can then take his dick in my mouth while he plays with me. I love to have sex anytime and anywhere, and I’m always looking for new kinky places.” Patti, whose favorite dish is pizza, serves up a pair of piping-hot fantasies: “I’d like to be with two guys, one eating me out and the other suckling my boobs. I also want to have sex at a crowded beach.”

—Photos by “Pop”


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